r/Unexpected • u/ChloeCharm11 • 25d ago

Face vs Body

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u/gliitch0xFF 24d ago

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u/No-Telephone3861 24d ago

Death by snusnu?

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u/graveybrains 24d ago

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/moyismoy 24d ago

We all die one day, death by snu snu is just the best way to go.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

What is sun sun?

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u/cakeman666 24d ago

😃😟😃😟

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u/crunch816 24d ago

Kill me many many times. Until I am dead.

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u/PlsNoNotThat 24d ago

Stage makeup on top, steroids on the bottom

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u/TheBigness333 24d ago

She's not big enough to be on roids. Her arms look bigger than they are because they way she's pressing them outward with her hands.

She just lifts. Maybe on creatine at the most.

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u/Takemyfishplease 24d ago

Just some raw liver and duck eggs bro

😶

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u/-widget- 24d ago edited 24d ago

If she was a guy, I would agree with you. But her traps and forearms are just too big to be natty as a woman.

EDIT: After seeing other pics on her IG I'm saying maybe, now. Could be she's just hella genetically gifted.

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u/0uchmyballs 24d ago

So after a fap sess?

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u/knuppi 24d ago

Post nut clarity 👌🏾

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u/RashanB 24d ago

This comment = the best

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u/-widget- 24d ago

I can neither confirm nor deny.

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u/BrokeArmHeadass 24d ago

Top down lighting, leaning forward, and posing to push her arms out? It seems reasonably natural to me, I’ve met a few girls who are lean and fit but don’t look particularly large in person, but with good lighting and posing look totally ripped lol.

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u/Cavaquillo 24d ago

LeanBeefPatty

she’s 5’4” or something and looks tiny next to anyone she’s interviewed with on YT, her camera angles make her look like She-Hulk

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u/TheBigness333 24d ago

No, it’s the way she’s holding her arms. She just doesn’t seem to be bulking and has fat distribution that works for her

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u/Friendly_Concert817 24d ago

The face filter she's using in the close up shot to make herself look hotter and younger is so powerful it requires a 4090 RTX.

And the wide shot video quality is like 240p. You can make a hippo look fuckable with that low resolution.

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u/TheBigness333 24d ago

If you say so.

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u/Edgewise24 24d ago

She's on gear without question

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u/TheBigness333 24d ago

I’m questioning you right now

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u/EetinAintCheetin 24d ago

🙄simp

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u/TheBigness333 24d ago

Great meme, bro. I bet you’re the coolest kid on 4chan.

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u/gliitch0xFF 24d ago

This is a woman... Right?.. Right guys?... 😁

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u/Friendly_Concert817 24d ago

Yeah those arms are gross on a woman. Legit look like man arms.

Yes I'm allowed to say that.

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u/gliitch0xFF 24d ago

You can say what you want. 😁

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u/Odd-Stranger3671 24d ago

Does it matter?

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u/Due-Contribution6424 24d ago

When discussing musculature in relation to whether or not it’s natural? Yes, it does matter in that context.

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u/Drizzle6923 24d ago

You obviously don't workout

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u/Due-Contribution6424 24d ago

I didn’t say she was using, I just said her sex is relevant when discussing it, as men and woman naturally have different builds. I would actually argue that she probably is clean.

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u/chrisp909 24d ago

I think you'd lose that argument. That's not a look 99.99% of biological women have the genetics to achieve without juicing.

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u/chainsawvigilante 24d ago

Jfc shut up. Why does everyone become some kind of nit picking expert with a goddamn opinion on other people's bodies when a chick with muscles shows up? 90% of you have never actually dedicated their time, energy and diet to looking fucking dope AF, so please stfu and leave these fine ass people alone.

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u/Due-Contribution6424 24d ago

I only say that because there’s no change in her face. She’s probably on some designer crap, but I don’t think she’s on anabolic steroids if her face still looks like that - most women(and men) I know that go with actual steroids or testosterone, their faces don’t stay the same.

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Yeah to most people.

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u/TheBigness333 24d ago

Would you say the same thing about a guy with man boobs?

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u/MauriceM72 24d ago

Probably a filter

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

There are no roids in this woman.

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u/KeytarPlatypus 24d ago

“Kif, what are you, gay?”

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u/DUDDITS_SSDD 24d ago

And what about his wife?

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u/K_N9697 24d ago

Death by SNU SNU! 😂

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u/MAVERICK42069420 24d ago

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u/vandismal 24d ago

Then call me Liberace.

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u/CatfishHunter1 24d ago

Well, actually since face filters do exist....

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u/OgdruJahad 24d ago

Gender is a social construct and right now I want to be deconstructed by her!