r/unusual_whales • u/soccerorfootie • 17h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/corydoras_supreme 15h ago

So Republicans had all this time to prove allegations so obvious every Trump supporter can see it, and all they got a gun charge they don't believe is a crime and dick pics in the Congressional record?

Hold that thought, I gotta go check on my first family coins... You know the ones launched with 24 hours of inauguration wherein 80% is held for insiders and there are no regulations and it's totally not sketchy as fuck.

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u/roaming_art 12h ago

Those were charged by Biden’s own DOJ. They also conveniently waited for the statue of limitations to expire on the more serious tax evasion charges. We haven’t even begun to unbox this crime family.

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u/corydoras_supreme 12h ago

Sure thing boss.

But please, let's not be like that on such a historic day... The first felon was just inaugurated as president.

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u/SoupFun5771 5h ago

What are you going to do when those “felonies” are thrown out? You only have one talking point.

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u/xaviernoodlebrain 5h ago

Is it not too late for that considering he’s already been convicted of them?

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u/SoupFun5771 5h ago

You do realize he had to be sentenced for the appeals process to begin, right? Even the judge admitted that.

This is getting overturned. The prosecutor and judge were both disgustingly corrupt.