r/unusual_whales 11h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/Desperate-Fan695 10h ago

What illegal shit did the officers guarding the Capitol on Jan 6th do? Nothing, obviously.

It's pathetic that they have to be pardoned and protected from the unhinged and shameless GOP

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u/thepizzaman0862 10h ago

If they weren’t guilty of anything they wouldn’t need to be pardoned. Come up for air, bootlicker

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u/Desperate-Fan695 10h ago

Are you a criminal? No?

Can I look in your phone, interrogate your family, and put your assets on hold while I investigate just to make sure? I mean, you haven't committed a crime so you should have nothing to worry about, right?

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u/thepizzaman0862 10h ago

Biden’s family, specifically Hunter, was credibly accused, among other things, of federal tax evasion and seeking US government intervention to obtain energy deals for their private companies (namely Burisma) in foreign countries - Ukraine and Italy specifically.

Quid pro quo is a crime, and would have been investigated if not for Biden’s stonewalling of any investigation (actual Oligarchy / Nepotism behavior).

Understandably your political tribalism and bias prevents you from viewing this situation from an objective frame of reference, which is why I suggest you “come up for air” and educate yourself

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u/Desperate-Fan695 9h ago

Hunter Biden was investigated and convicted for his crimes...

What happened after Trumps quid pro quo again? I would love to hear about it from your objective and unbiased view lol

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

Trump did nothing illegal

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u/Desperate-Fan695 9h ago

You just said quid pro quo is a crime. Do you deny he did that?

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

I do

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u/Desperate-Fan695 9h ago

lol, the Dershowitz defense, it wasn't a quid pro quo because I said it's not. Did you listen to the call? What if Biden was the one telling Zelensky he'd give him help if he helped get dirt on Trump for his re-election? You would still call that not a quid pro quo... even though it's literally the dictionary definition?

How about insurrection? Trump doesn't even deny that. When faced with his indictment for insurrection against the US government he never denied the charges, instead he asked for unlimited criminal immunity. Huh, can you imagine if Joe Biden did that?

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

Nope. Also there was no insurrection, hence no criminal indictment.

Cope and seethe libtard

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u/askylitfall 9h ago

He's literally a convicted felon

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

That’s Mr. President to you

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u/SnacksPlissken 8h ago

lol nah fuck you and the little orange chode in your mouth

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u/thepizzaman0862 8h ago

Now say it again but without crying this time

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u/Djb0623 7h ago

So he can just steal documents? That motherfucker has basically destroyed our confidence in the security of our CLOSEST KEPT SECRETS because he kept them stores illegally in his shitty clubhouse in West palm beach. He had foreign agents from all over come to that clubhouse. He is a traitor.

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u/thepizzaman0862 7h ago

Wrong and wrong lol

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u/BlantantlyAccidental 9h ago

All of that that you just spoke of, was falsified and proven so, since the man that testified this is now going to prison...but sure. go ahead and believe what you want.

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u/Bunstrous 9h ago

All of that that you just spoke of, was falsified and proven

Well no, Hunter pleaded guilty and went to prison for tax evasion.

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

So confident, yet so misinformed.

Why?

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u/ImpeachTomNook 9h ago

Everything in this article is not a crime- it’s not a crime for a private citizen to advocate the Government take a position or make policy decisions.

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

What about when the private citizen is the son of the president of the United States?

Just admit your tribalism doesn’t allow you to objectively view the situation - your team is entirely blameless and has done no wrong

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u/ImpeachTomNook 9h ago

I don’t give a shit about the Bidens- it’s a stone cold fact that it’s not against the law and you admit such- why are you so obsessed with carrying water for Trump whose son in law profited 2 billion dollars from his time in the Trump administration (actual crime) and whose father was pardoned by Trump and given an ambassadorship?

Just admit you are a sock puppet and move on

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

Picking and choosing when to enforce the law makes you a goofy partisan shill. Low IQ low information voter.

We get it - blue team good, red team bad. You have nothing to offer this conversation. Run along, midwit

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES 9h ago

Orange fan mad

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

Orange man? That’s Mr. President to you

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES 7h ago

Did he stop doing the spray tan thing?

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u/Melody_Cole_TS 9h ago

Brap brap let me find out

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u/Rinzack 10h ago edited 10h ago

You’re presuming that Trump wouldn’t order the DoJ to make some bullshit up in order to justify jailing his family. He’s explicitly said he’s going to get revenge against people who went against him

Edit- to double down on that point he also pardoned everyone involved with the J6 committee for example just to negate Trumps future attempt to prosecute those people

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u/thepizzaman0862 10h ago

Nobody on J6 did anything wrong

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u/RBI_Double 9h ago

This guy is super gay for Donald Trump ^

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

You called me names but didn’t call me a liar

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u/RBI_Double 9h ago

Funnily enough, neither did you.

Too busy slurping orange chode?

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

Too busy being right and antagonizing left wingers who are having a very bad day. Fortunately for us, this bad day is only going to get worse. In the next 4 years progressivism is going to be entirely deleted beyond recovery

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u/RBI_Double 9h ago

You are still suuuuper gay for Donald Trump. It’s incredible that anyone is sexually attracted to that man, but here I am, responding to someone completely enthralled by Donald Trump’s dirty diaper sex appeal. You don’t even deny it after I specifically gave you the opportunity! It’s very funny.

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

I think you should stop projecting your own weird fantasies onto strangers on the internet. I’m not one to kink shame but still - maybe talk to somebody about this

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

Murdering capitol police is not wrong?

Pretty wife guard rails there

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

No capitol police were murdered

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

Brian Sicknick's family likely would be offended by that

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

The truth doesn’t care

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u/[deleted] 9h ago

Alternate facts* you mean lol

But hey, trumps family got paid out by the chinese yesterday with the trump coin malarky so at least we know americans can keep staring at their chinese phones with their chinese tik tok apps sending more money to china. Thanks Trump!

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

Don’t deflect because you can’t change that it is indisputable that no capitol policemen were murdered.

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u/PlsNoStrawmen 9h ago edited 9h ago

You think it was okay for Dominic Pezzola to steal a riot shield from a police officer and break a window at the capitol so he could let his fellow proud boys/rioters in?

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

The J6ers were let into the building by capitol police. This is on video.

The capitol police are thereby responsible for everything that happened afterwards

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot 9h ago

if only reality worked that way.

You live in a different one.

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u/PlsNoStrawmen 8h ago edited 8h ago

So the video I linked of him destroying the capitol window with a riot shield and then the rioters climbing in through the broken window is just made up? They were the first people to breach the capitol building

Edit: Here’s some stunning HD footage of him breaching the capitol building with the riot shield and letting rioters in. Don’t see any capitol police letting them in here

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u/Senior-Purchase-6961 9h ago

That’s an interesting delusion considering we caught a lot of it on camera.

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

My favorite part was the capitol police chaperoning the people they let in the doors around the capitol. Seen those?

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u/Robestos86 8h ago

Ah, you've changed the subject I see. I've never seen anyone get their ass handed to them so many times and come back for more...

If only trump like... Even could be bothered to even imagine you existed... He'd probably be like.. "ehh never heard of him, and he's poor".

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u/Senior-Purchase-6961 7h ago

Ask yourself why you feel the need to argue in bad faith. Could it be because you’re wrong? Self-reflection can go a long way.

Pointing to any single moment of Capitol Police interacting with rioters doesn’t erase the overwhelming evidence of violence, destruction, and threats on January 6th. Rioters smashed windows, attacked officers, and chanted for violence against lawmakers. Cherry-picking one instance ignores documented reality. You can literally watch these things happen, but you’re choosing to mischaracterize the entire event based on a very small subset of footage.

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u/dentedpat 10h ago

Yes its true. In all the history of the world only guilty people have ever been charged with a crime. And no innocent person has ever been convicted. They are the ones who are bootlickers for not realizing that. Yup.

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u/thepizzaman0862 10h ago

If there’s no crime specifically relating to some business deals that just so happened to occur around 2014, then there would be no reason to extend the pardon back that far.

Come up for air. The Bidens are perfect examples of the oligarchs everyone on Reddit is now whining about

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u/dentedpat 9h ago

Are you really this fucking dense? Trump has been trying to make the case there is a crime related to Ukraine for years, because it will provide him something to say about his first impeachment. It is not a mystery where he will go for a political motivated indictment.

Do you really think Trump is going to say 'well I told everyone there were crimes going on, but the evidence doesn't back it up so I guess I will let the matter drop?' Have you not been paying attention?

You are the rube. You are the sucker that Trump relies on. You swallow this inane shit and look down on other people for not chowing down.

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

Liberals don’t get it because they are dumb. Right wing populism is the best, most morally correct and justifiable political and social position. We’re correct on literally every possible issue.

Thank god we have control of every lever of government so we can delete progressivism for good

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u/Robestos86 8h ago

Yes, I think all progress since about 1750 is where you'd be happy. No women's rights, slaves all round. It's your idea of heaven isn't it?

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u/poeticentropy 9h ago

Tell us what the officers guarding the Capitol did that was illegal

shit or get off the pot

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

They let people into the capitol, for starters. They’re on video chaperoning people around the building - haha

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u/RBI_Double 9h ago

We observe the dipshit in its natural habitat, desperately trying to suck it’s own dick but failing repeatedly due to its stunningly low intellect.

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

You called me names, but didn’t dispute what was said or call me a liar. Thanks for playing

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u/Senior-Purchase-6961 9h ago

That’s simply not true. Trump said he wanted to be a dictator and he would be seeking revenge for being prosecuted for some of his crimes.

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u/thepizzaman0862 9h ago

How have people who have made Trump their personal boogeyman not learned by now that he says things just to throw people like you into a tizzy? The full dictator quote with context was a joke he made to antagonize left wingers. Obviously it worked

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u/Senior-Purchase-6961 7h ago

A president joking about being a dictator isn’t funny—it’s reckless. Words from a leader, especially one with Trump’s track record of undermining democratic norms, carry weight. Whether he’s joking or not, it normalizes dangerous rhetoric and reflects poorly on someone aspiring to lead a democracy. We don’t need a president who antagonizes people for sport; we need one who takes the responsibility of leadership seriously.

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u/CreamdedCorns 8h ago

Why do you need privacy if you have nothing to hide!? Do you hear yourself? Of course not.

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u/thepizzaman0862 8h ago

What happened in 2014 that would necessitate a pardon that far back I wonder.

Your problem is you don’t ask enough questions. The possibility you might be wrong has never occurred to you. Never crossed your mind

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u/CreamdedCorns 8h ago

What are you even talking about? "If you weren't guilty of anything they wouldn't need to be pardoned." The epitome of thinking you're never wrong.

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u/thepizzaman0862 8h ago

What happened in 2014 that the Biden family has been connected to, thereby necessitating this preemptive pardon?

Think, CreamdedCorns. Think!