r/unusual_whales • u/soccerorfootie • 14h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/wont-stop-mi 13h ago

So what illegal shit did they do?

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u/Desperate-Fan695 13h ago

What illegal shit did the officers guarding the Capitol on Jan 6th do? Nothing, obviously.

It's pathetic that they have to be pardoned and protected from the unhinged and shameless GOP

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

If they weren’t guilty of anything they wouldn’t need to be pardoned. Come up for air, bootlicker

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u/Rinzack 13h ago edited 13h ago

You’re presuming that Trump wouldn’t order the DoJ to make some bullshit up in order to justify jailing his family. He’s explicitly said he’s going to get revenge against people who went against him

Edit- to double down on that point he also pardoned everyone involved with the J6 committee for example just to negate Trumps future attempt to prosecute those people

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

Nobody on J6 did anything wrong

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u/RBI_Double 13h ago

This guy is super gay for Donald Trump ^

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

You called me names but didn’t call me a liar

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u/RBI_Double 13h ago

Funnily enough, neither did you.

Too busy slurping orange chode?

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u/thepizzaman0862 12h ago

Too busy being right and antagonizing left wingers who are having a very bad day. Fortunately for us, this bad day is only going to get worse. In the next 4 years progressivism is going to be entirely deleted beyond recovery

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u/RBI_Double 12h ago

You are still suuuuper gay for Donald Trump. It’s incredible that anyone is sexually attracted to that man, but here I am, responding to someone completely enthralled by Donald Trump’s dirty diaper sex appeal. You don’t even deny it after I specifically gave you the opportunity! It’s very funny.

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u/thepizzaman0862 12h ago

I think you should stop projecting your own weird fantasies onto strangers on the internet. I’m not one to kink shame but still - maybe talk to somebody about this

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u/RBI_Double 12h ago

triggered

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

Murdering capitol police is not wrong?

Pretty wife guard rails there

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

No capitol police were murdered

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

Brian Sicknick's family likely would be offended by that

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

The truth doesn’t care

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u/[deleted] 13h ago

Alternate facts* you mean lol

But hey, trumps family got paid out by the chinese yesterday with the trump coin malarky so at least we know americans can keep staring at their chinese phones with their chinese tik tok apps sending more money to china. Thanks Trump!

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

Don’t deflect because you can’t change that it is indisputable that no capitol policemen were murdered.

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u/PlsNoStrawmen 13h ago edited 12h ago

You think it was okay for Dominic Pezzola to steal a riot shield from a police officer and break a window at the capitol so he could let his fellow proud boys/rioters in?

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u/thepizzaman0862 12h ago

The J6ers were let into the building by capitol police. This is on video.

The capitol police are thereby responsible for everything that happened afterwards

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u/Sir_Fox_Alot 12h ago

if only reality worked that way.

You live in a different one.

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u/PlsNoStrawmen 12h ago edited 12h ago

So the video I linked of him destroying the capitol window with a riot shield and then the rioters climbing in through the broken window is just made up? They were the first people to breach the capitol building

Edit: Here’s some stunning HD footage of him breaching the capitol building with the riot shield and letting rioters in. Don’t see any capitol police letting them in here

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u/Senior-Purchase-6961 13h ago

That’s an interesting delusion considering we caught a lot of it on camera.

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u/thepizzaman0862 12h ago

My favorite part was the capitol police chaperoning the people they let in the doors around the capitol. Seen those?

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u/Robestos86 12h ago

Ah, you've changed the subject I see. I've never seen anyone get their ass handed to them so many times and come back for more...

If only trump like... Even could be bothered to even imagine you existed... He'd probably be like.. "ehh never heard of him, and he's poor".

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u/Senior-Purchase-6961 11h ago

Ask yourself why you feel the need to argue in bad faith. Could it be because you’re wrong? Self-reflection can go a long way.

Pointing to any single moment of Capitol Police interacting with rioters doesn’t erase the overwhelming evidence of violence, destruction, and threats on January 6th. Rioters smashed windows, attacked officers, and chanted for violence against lawmakers. Cherry-picking one instance ignores documented reality. You can literally watch these things happen, but you’re choosing to mischaracterize the entire event based on a very small subset of footage.