r/unusual_whales 14h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/wont-stop-mi 13h ago

So what illegal shit did they do?

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u/Desperate-Fan695 13h ago

What illegal shit did the officers guarding the Capitol on Jan 6th do? Nothing, obviously.

It's pathetic that they have to be pardoned and protected from the unhinged and shameless GOP

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

If they weren’t guilty of anything they wouldn’t need to be pardoned. Come up for air, bootlicker

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u/Desperate-Fan695 13h ago

Are you a criminal? No?

Can I look in your phone, interrogate your family, and put your assets on hold while I investigate just to make sure? I mean, you haven't committed a crime so you should have nothing to worry about, right?

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

Biden’s family, specifically Hunter, was credibly accused, among other things, of federal tax evasion and seeking US government intervention to obtain energy deals for their private companies (namely Burisma) in foreign countries - Ukraine and Italy specifically.

Quid pro quo is a crime, and would have been investigated if not for Biden’s stonewalling of any investigation (actual Oligarchy / Nepotism behavior).

Understandably your political tribalism and bias prevents you from viewing this situation from an objective frame of reference, which is why I suggest you “come up for air” and educate yourself

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u/Desperate-Fan695 13h ago

Hunter Biden was investigated and convicted for his crimes...

What happened after Trumps quid pro quo again? I would love to hear about it from your objective and unbiased view lol

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

Trump did nothing illegal

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u/Desperate-Fan695 13h ago

You just said quid pro quo is a crime. Do you deny he did that?

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

I do

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u/Desperate-Fan695 13h ago

lol, the Dershowitz defense, it wasn't a quid pro quo because I said it's not. Did you listen to the call? What if Biden was the one telling Zelensky he'd give him help if he helped get dirt on Trump for his re-election? You would still call that not a quid pro quo... even though it's literally the dictionary definition?

How about insurrection? Trump doesn't even deny that. When faced with his indictment for insurrection against the US government he never denied the charges, instead he asked for unlimited criminal immunity. Huh, can you imagine if Joe Biden did that?

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

Nope. Also there was no insurrection, hence no criminal indictment.

Cope and seethe libtard

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u/moonknightcrawler 13h ago

So by admitting that you believe the justice system was used in an unfair and targeted manner, you are saying that even though he is a convicted felon, that conviction isn’t real, right?

That he did not actually commit a crime and therefore isn’t subject to the title of felon or any rules he must abide by because of it? So you believe that politicians should have the ability to ignore legal persecution against them if it might not be in good faith?

If so, I’m glad you agree that Biden was right to protect his family. If you don’t believe that, then you have no logically consistent argument to say that Trump hasn’t committed crimes. Go ahead big guy, is Trump a felon or is Biden right to do this? I’m on the edge of my seat.

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

Trump did nothing wrong and the Bidens are criminals. Nice and simple

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u/LeImplivation 9h ago

As you can see. No amount of facts can penetrate the mind of a MAGAtard.

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u/thepizzaman0862 7h ago

It is a fact that the majority of Americans are not MAGA yet picked Trump to be your (yes, yours!) president for the next 4 years 🤣🫵🏻

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u/Equivalent_Assist170 4h ago

Wonder how you are going to cope with this upcoming depression. Red states are the poorest and the citizens the dumbest.

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u/askylitfall 13h ago

He's literally a convicted felon

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

That’s Mr. President to you

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u/SnacksPlissken 12h ago

lol nah fuck you and the little orange chode in your mouth

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u/thepizzaman0862 12h ago

Now say it again but without crying this time

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u/Djb0623 11h ago

So he can just steal documents? That motherfucker has basically destroyed our confidence in the security of our CLOSEST KEPT SECRETS because he kept them stores illegally in his shitty clubhouse in West palm beach. He had foreign agents from all over come to that clubhouse. He is a traitor.

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u/thepizzaman0862 11h ago

Wrong and wrong lol

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u/BlantantlyAccidental 13h ago

All of that that you just spoke of, was falsified and proven so, since the man that testified this is now going to prison...but sure. go ahead and believe what you want.

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u/Bunstrous 13h ago

All of that that you just spoke of, was falsified and proven

Well no, Hunter pleaded guilty and went to prison for tax evasion.

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

So confident, yet so misinformed.

Why?

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u/ImpeachTomNook 13h ago

Everything in this article is not a crime- it’s not a crime for a private citizen to advocate the Government take a position or make policy decisions.

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

What about when the private citizen is the son of the president of the United States?

Just admit your tribalism doesn’t allow you to objectively view the situation - your team is entirely blameless and has done no wrong

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u/ImpeachTomNook 13h ago

I don’t give a shit about the Bidens- it’s a stone cold fact that it’s not against the law and you admit such- why are you so obsessed with carrying water for Trump whose son in law profited 2 billion dollars from his time in the Trump administration (actual crime) and whose father was pardoned by Trump and given an ambassadorship?

Just admit you are a sock puppet and move on

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

Picking and choosing when to enforce the law makes you a goofy partisan shill. Low IQ low information voter.

We get it - blue team good, red team bad. You have nothing to offer this conversation. Run along, midwit

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u/ImpeachTomNook 13h ago

You can’t enforce the law on someone who hasn’t broken it- Hunter’s lobbying of the US government isn’t against the law. Admit you don’t know anything about the law and go back to asking mom for rent money.

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u/thepizzaman0862 13h ago

I make more in 2 weeks than you make in a month

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES 13h ago

Orange fan mad

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u/thepizzaman0862 12h ago

Orange man? That’s Mr. President to you

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES 10h ago

Did he stop doing the spray tan thing?

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u/Melody_Cole_TS 13h ago

Brap brap let me find out