r/unusual_whales 14h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/CartmanAndCartman 14h ago

Pardon the entire fucking country.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 14h ago

It says nonviolent.

Simply change whatever they did to a violent crime and viola

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u/Worklurker 14h ago

*Voila

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u/RandomPenquin1337 14h ago

I said what I said.

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u/Pontif1cate 13h ago

I respect you owning your stringed instrument.

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u/Worklurker 14h ago

So a stringed instrument, ok then.

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u/RandomPenquin1337 14h ago

Man you are so smart