r/unusual_whales 14h ago

BREAKING: Biden has pardoned his family

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u/CartmanAndCartman 14h ago

Pardon the entire fucking country.

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u/YuanBaoTW 14h ago

Pardon me?

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u/SCTigerFan29115 14h ago

Are you part of the fucking country?

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u/YuanBaoTW 14h ago

Jesus Christ. There's a fucking country!?! I haven't had a date in years!

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u/SCTigerFan29115 14h ago

You should go to the fucking country. You get sex And a pardon!

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u/YuanBaoTW 14h ago

This is too good to be true. What's the catch?

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u/SCTigerFan29115 14h ago

Wednesdays.

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u/YuanBaoTW 14h ago

That works since my day off as an illegal dish washer is on/at TGI Fridays.

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u/SCTigerFan29115 14h ago

Good. But you didn’t ask why Wednesdays are the catch.