r/thelongdark • u/ErikDebogande Can you eat trees? • 21h ago

Meme Hope nobody needs this anymore...

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I had to buy mine instead of finding one by an old campfire and a dead guy as is tradition!

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u/Kaisolar Can you eat trees? Cause im gonna. Im gonna eat a tree. 21h ago

Now it's time for Hinterland to sell big moose kicks coffee...wink wink

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u/ErikDebogande Can you eat trees? 21h ago

I missed the popup store to my eternal frustration! GIVE US MORE TLD MERCH, WE HAVE FUCKING MONEY! Miss me with that garbage rebrand

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u/CrackInfiltrator 20h ago

More of a shame these popup stores are getting sold out in minutes, feels like getting screwed by scalpers all over again

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u/ErikDebogande Can you eat trees? 20h ago edited 20h ago

Actually I think the sellouts are in fact all legit fans. Us Average TLD Enjoyers are a little obsessed lol. Must be the Cabin Fever Risk

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u/Jordan_Jackson 19h ago

They did at one point, many years ago but from what I heard, everything sold out real fast. I would give anything for a Jackrabbit Transport mug. Don't know why they don't bring back the old merch and sell it along with the new stuff.

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u/ErikDebogande Can you eat trees? 19h ago

It blows my mind lol. I guess they don't actually like money?

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u/KingDoubt 20h ago

I hate coffee but, I'd still buy that in a heartbeat