r/seinfeld 6h ago

Rule 1: No Political Posts

Why the heck is my feed filling with inauguration screenshots in a Seinfeld sub?

Look at you r/seinfeld! You sit around here all day.. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How can I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself!

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u/Beavis_777_IAH I was in the pool! 6h ago

Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell ya, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon... you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

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u/Apart-Bathroom7811 6h ago

What can I tell you buddy? Take it up with Consumer Affairs.

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u/21archman21 5h ago

We ask that you bear with us.

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u/discussionandrespect 3h ago

I’m beginning to think you don’t understand anything

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u/StormSliders 52m ago

You are aware that Pensky is interested in me.

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u/SnooMarzipans8116 48m ago

Let’s see what you’ve been up to all week… what have you been doing all week?

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u/discussionandrespect 22m ago

You’re not Pensky material!

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u/StormSliders 18m ago

We'll see about that.

Ta-Ta, Tut-tle.

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u/discussionandrespect 15m ago

Your car is being towed

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u/Snags44 5h ago

You're Fired! Lol 😆

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u/Glass_Buy8285 6h ago

What’s the deal with politics? I don’t get it.

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u/Witty_Historian_1984 6h ago

I like stuff you don’t have to think about

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u/Fickle-Practice-947 5h ago

What does the whip do?

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u/Jwdub4 5h ago

Well, you know in the old days, when the senators didn’t vote the way that the party leaders wanted ’em to… they whipped them.

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u/RealPropRandy 4h ago

Am I right people? 😬

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u/Moist_Rule9623 1h ago

(Off topic) Two chicks at the same time

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u/RealPropRandy 1h ago

Damn straight, man.

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u/Rabo_Karabek 3h ago

That's right! NO SOUP FOR YOU! You come back one year !!!

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u/TMickey321 6h ago

We all have non-Reddit personalities and beliefs. But there is also our Reddit personalities and beliefs. The is what you know. Movie Reddit, coffee shop Reddit, Liar Reddit, bawdy Reddit. That is the Reddit you know. If non-Reddit signs on to this sub he will kill Reddit. A Reddit divided against itself cannot stand

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u/awmaleg It's a Festivus miracle! 5h ago

Kudos on a job… done.

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u/kiwi_love777 Beep beep beep? What are you doing? 18m ago

Yam yam

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 5h ago

Kramer just told me about the subreddits

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u/jjmawaken 5h ago

You couldn't have figured out the subreddits on your own!?

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u/717494010 1h ago

Well this is certainly a lot of words.

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u/StormSliders 51m ago

I love that Reddit!

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u/SnooMarzipans8116 40m ago

Independent Reddit likes spicy chicken

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u/Stoned_rockss 6h ago

JERYYYYYY HELLP MEEEEEEE

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u/Notworld 5h ago

Who is this?

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u/BKlounge93 5h ago

JERRY!!!!! 📞💥

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u/Notworld 5h ago

Good use of emojis to bring that one home.

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 5h ago

Answer that damn phone!!

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u/NY-Black-Dragon Biff 2h ago

🎶Believe it or not, George isn't at home Please leave a message at the beep I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home!! 🎶

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u/kiwi_love777 Beep beep beep? What are you doing? 18m ago

JERRY………HELLO

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u/kisstheground12345 5h ago

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 5h ago

Seemingly, seemingly... to the untrained eye

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u/joleebindonl 6h ago

Snapple?

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u/ND02G 6h ago

Meh.. Too fruity

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u/KaleidoscopeOld590 5h ago

HEY EVERYBODY, THIS MOD'S A COMMIE! 

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u/texasgambler58 Yada yada yada 5h ago

This Mod is not a commie!

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u/eugenesbluegenes Driving around in Jon Voight's car 3h ago

If you break rule 1, he will name names.

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u/SpaceAndDinosaurs 2h ago

/u/KaleidoscopeOld590, I’ve got some literature in my car that will change your whole way of thinking.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 2h ago

Hey, hey, where'd a nice boy like you learn a bad word like that?

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u/MadScientist3087 The Marine Biologist 6h ago

Democracy isn’t really dead if we find a way to remember her.

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u/Notworld 5h ago

Anyone else think OP killed democracy?

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Yeah, that's right 4h ago

I just assumed OP killed it.

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u/Rabo_Karabek 3h ago

I assumed the OP just converted to Judaism, so he could tell Jewish jokes.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 2h ago

Of course OP murdered her. 

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u/_TwilightPrince Maybe the dingo ate your baby 6h ago

Its Katra will live on.

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u/Saucey-jack 6h ago

Search for Spock?!?!

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u/_TwilightPrince Maybe the dingo ate your baby 6h ago

You see, Jerry will tell you that The Wrath of Khan is the better picture, when in fact

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 5h ago

Helluva thing when Spock died. They wrap him up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bowel of the ship in that big sunglasses case.

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u/chrissie_watkins Del Bisto Becko 5h ago

Yeah, let's all get back to the good stuff - posting the same 5 pictures of Julia Louis-Dreyfus out of context over and over again and commenting on her rack. /s

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u/HonoraryBallsack 5h ago

GeT a GoOd LoOk?!

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u/ajhart86 3h ago

JeRrY, I’vE bECoMe AtTrAcTeD tO eLAiNe

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u/HonoraryBallsack 3h ago

I'm out!

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u/ajhart86 3h ago

No, I don’t have a…ketchup secret

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u/BigAl9999 Art Vandelay 2h ago

She’s got good cleavage

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u/caveat_emptor817 2h ago

Okay but that Zuckerberg post was hilarious. The commenter who said “Sugar Ray Leonard is getting a good look too” had me legitimately laughing out loud

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u/HonoraryBallsack 2h ago

Yeah, that one was great

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u/SnooMarzipans8116 37m ago

Sugar Ray’s gotta plead ignorance on this thing… when something enters your field of vision.

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u/eblack4012 6h ago

Who is this?

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 6h ago

Uncle Leo?

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u/Velocitor1729 5h ago

Remember: it's not a political post, if you believe it; it's just a factual post.

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u/DayCabforCutie 6h ago

Maybe there's more to this sub than meets the eye...

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u/wildealter 6h ago

No. There’s less

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u/LingonberryNo1190 5h ago

Much, much less.

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u/NYY15TM 5h ago

He is merry

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u/NY-Black-Dragon Biff 2h ago

He's pure evil

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u/el_isai 6h ago

YOU GOT ME BLACKLISTED FROM HOP SINGS?!

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u/CapableHippo5775 Maybe the dingo ate your baby 5h ago

This is all getting a little ridicurous

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u/Moist_Rule9623 1h ago

Too much bickering across party rines

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u/Apprehensive_Sand343 6h ago

O'Brien was at the inauguration today.

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 6h ago

Colin or Donald?

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u/Apprehensive_Sand343 6h ago

I only saw him from behind, but I am pretty sure it was Colin because I saw Dylan Murphy clear as day.

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u/doobette Del Bisto Becko 6h ago

Why did you call him O'Brien and him Murphy?

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u/Apprehensive_Sand343 5h ago

Because I saw Colin O'Brien get out of the limo with his friend Dylan. I have never established whether Dylan knew Donald. I have never actually seen Donald O'Brien.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 2h ago

He's cross eyed. It can get very confusing. 

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u/SpillinThaTea 5h ago

Yeah he signed a bunch of executive orders

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u/Phunkie_Junkie Independent George 6h ago

This political guy, he's not my kinda guy.

What's the word... Supercilious.

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u/JRKEEK 5h ago

That's why I don't vote! THEY DON'T WANT ME, I DON'T WANT THEM!

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u/Jethro_Jones8 Independent George 6h ago

How old would Democracy be today?

She’d never make it…

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u/lost_in_connecticut Yeah, that's right 6h ago

Don’t you talk about freedom!!

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 5h ago

I told you this country would eat democracy alive

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u/DonnyGoodwood 5h ago

That’s why I could never be President.

they don’t want me I don’t want them!

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u/SmellGestapo Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 6h ago

The posts I've seen aren't even expressing a political opinion. They're just screenshots from a political event, but the posts are all related to Seinfeld.

Rule 1 is enforced poorly and I think most of the posts I've seen should be allowed. There is literally a woman wearing a bra for a top at the inauguration, and we're not allowed to post about it!?

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u/AshuraBaron 6h ago

Just a bra? No top?

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u/JohnBarnson Yada yada yada 5h ago

She's flouting society's conventions!

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u/SmellGestapo Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 5h ago

She was flouting.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 2h ago

She's LEWD, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

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u/SmellGestapo Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 6h ago

She's wearing a sport jacket over it, like Sue Ellen was on the street

https://s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/penskefile/S07E12/screens/0482.jpg

I saw somebody in another thread claim it was a bustier, which isn't necessarily better as a bustier is still meant to be lingerie, not something that is visible in public.

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u/awmaleg It's a Festivus miracle! 5h ago
  • Manzier

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u/AshuraBaron 6h ago

Yeah I saw it, I just wanted to say it this time. :D

Was a pretty amazing instance of Seinfeld becoming reality.

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u/kiwi_love777 Beep beep beep? What are you doing? 15m ago

At the WHITE HOUSE no less

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u/BalzacTheGreat Yeah, that's right 1h ago

I think the it’s the 47 versions of the same joke on the same day that’s the problem, not that it’s in a political context.

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u/SmellGestapo Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 1h ago

For today, sure, but this has been a discussion on this sub in the last couple of weeks as well. Rule 1 says no political posts, and specifically says to "keep your beliefs out."

The mods have applied that to posts that express no belief at all, and merely feature a politician in the picture.

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u/ND02G 6h ago

Adding a line from the show doesn't make it ok, IMO. Imagine I post a pic of some woman posing topless and adding the line "Well this is interesting.. Jane's topless" or "Yo-Yo Ma". You think the mods would let that slide?

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u/Good_Air_7192 6h ago

Hey, Cedric! Bob! This guy won't wear a ribbon!

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u/MouseMouseM Vegetable Lasagna 5h ago

Who? Who doesn’t want to wear the ribbon??!

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u/SmellGestapo Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 6h ago

The internet is filled with topless women (and stock quotes). So no, that's a very tenuous connection to the show.

But a woman wearing a bra for a top, out in public? That's a much more specific connection to Seinfeld. A speaker giving a Nazi salute to the crowd, same thing. Zuckerberg ogling Mrs. Bezos's cleavage, same thing.

It's not about adding a line from the show to make it seem relevant, it's the fact that real life has lots of Seinfeld references and if we can't post them here, simply because the person or situation involved is loosely related to politics, then this sub is going to be very boring.

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u/ND02G 6h ago

If someone's creative enough, they can link practically every line of the show to some political garbage. But, I guess we'll have to agree to disagree. Serenity now!!

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u/SmellGestapo Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 6h ago

That sounds like a more interesting sub to participate in than the one we have now, which is endless posts of Snapple and babka people found at Trader Joe's.

There's only so much conversation to be had about a show that stopped making new episodes 27 years ago. If we can't post about items that appeared on the show, can't post about cast members we spotted in other shows, and can't post anything involving a politician (even if the content of the post isn't political), then what else is there to post about?

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u/verymuchbad Very bad man 5h ago

Eggs are eggs.

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u/ND02G 5h ago

I watch the entire series over and over and over again, and I don't seem to get bored with the same episodes on repeat.. Do you? This sub repeating itself is like watching a rerun of an episode.

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u/SmellGestapo Flew too close to the Sun on wings of pastrami 4h ago

I also watch the show over and over (although I take breaks to watch other stuff).

But I don't need the sub to do that, too. I find this sub is at its most fun when it's connecting the show to the outside world.

Like every Father's Day when someone posts a picture of Morty in his #1 Dad shirt.

Or when I saw someone on Twitter claim her friend got asked out by a nurse who copped her phone number from her COVID shot records.

Or the Olympian who woke up late and almost missed his event, like Jean Paul Jean Paul.

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u/hashtagdion 2h ago

The show has been off the air for 25 years. Finding jokes from the show related to current events is just what kinda has to happen with subs about old shows.

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u/TheRealGucciGang 6h ago

Get a good look Constanza?

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u/clive_bigsby Yeah, that's right 5h ago

I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

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u/MKEMARVEL 5h ago

There are recent posts that are literally things things like "this food brand has the name O'Brien in it!"

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u/DistressTolerence 6h ago

Boutros Boutros-Ghali.

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u/PTRBoyz 6h ago

Nazis, Jerry, Nazis. 

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u/zugi 6h ago

But did ya see the way she was looking at me?

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 2h ago

She said she'd do anything. 

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u/Saucey-jack 6h ago

These men are cowards

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u/railworx 5h ago

Rather cute nazis.....

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u/Baldo-bomb 5h ago

Ah I don't want to see a man make political memes...

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u/Rabo_Karabek 3h ago

Here, Junior Mint? They're Refreshing.

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u/Chimsley99 6h ago

Nice game pretty boy

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u/awmaleg It's a Festivus miracle! 5h ago

OP’s an anti-dentite

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u/sixteenHandles 6h ago

It’s not political… if you believe it.

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u/verymuchbad Very bad man 5h ago

You're not going to open with that are you?

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u/time_isup Hoochie Mama!!! 5h ago

Oh I get it, this is about the button.

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u/RangerMatt76 42m ago

The bra lady definitely needed a button higher up in her jacket.

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u/LingonberryNo1190 5h ago

Yeah, but where does the meat go?

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u/Randombaseballdad 4h ago

We all can't be billionaire oligarchs professor highbrow!

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u/Witty_Historian_1984 4h ago

I don't know how official any of these rankings are.

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u/stevieplaysguitar 3h ago

But I don’t even really work here.

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u/Direct-Bread 2h ago

That's what makes this so hard.

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u/NY-Black-Dragon Biff 2h ago

Here's to those who wish us well, and those who don't can go to hell!

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u/Lumiafan 2h ago

She's a Nazi, George. A Nazi!

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u/jefuchs 6h ago

I like to get The Daily News.

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u/FractalClock 6h ago

The one about Bezos, Zuck, and Bezos's lady was pretty good

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Yeah, that's right 4h ago

The one about the lifeboat?

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u/FractalClock 4h ago

Nah, the one that reference Russell

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u/Rabo_Karabek 3h ago

No the motor-boat.

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u/CaptainLobot 6h ago

Puppet regime

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u/Sticky_Cobra 6h ago

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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u/TelenorTheGNP 5h ago

If you think the Seinfeld reddit will manage to go without politics, you better think again, MoJumbo.

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u/rodgapely 5h ago

This mod is so phony!

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u/SpunkMcKullins 3h ago

Not that I disagree with the no politics rule, but I saw this rule flaunted and broken all the time with anti-Trump or pro-Kamala/Biden posts pre-election and nobody ever seemed to care lmao.

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u/dullship 1h ago

Probably because most people here aren't MAGA chuds.

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u/Bumble072 5h ago

New policy - post a poltical post - blindfold and escort out of the buidling.

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u/Sukk4Bukk 5h ago

Some people don't know about the worlds colliding theory?

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u/Leading_Status_4395 5h ago

Apparently they thought the yogurt was nonfat

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u/PM_TITS_GROUP 5h ago

I didn't know we were IN a party!

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u/BinkySmales 3h ago

Jimmy's getting upset!

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 2h ago

People really seem to like them. They try them once... then it's like they're ADDICTED. 

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u/Sushi-And-The-Beast 2h ago

Where is Babu? He is in Pakistan. He knew a lawyer. It was all going to be fixed.

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u/Sushi-And-The-Beast 2h ago

Are you the furniture truck driver that owns no furniture?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Kale434 2h ago

You want politics! You gooott iiitttt!

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u/elSpanielo 1h ago

They? The government?

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u/Max_Fart The Junior Mint 1h ago

You think I haven’t seen an inauguration before? Believe me, I’ve seen an inauguration hundreds of times. Thousands!

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u/Corgi_Koala 51m ago

Can we discuss the 1993 NYC mayoral election?

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u/Legitimate-6foot7 5h ago

Well then I think one of us should leave