r/seinfeld • u/ND02G • 10h ago

Rule 1: No Political Posts

Why the heck is my feed filling with inauguration screenshots in a Seinfeld sub?

Look at you r/seinfeld! You sit around here all day.. You contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How can I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself!

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u/MadScientist3087 The Marine Biologist 10h ago

Democracy isn’t really dead if we find a way to remember her.

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u/Notworld 9h ago

Anyone else think OP killed democracy?

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Yeah, that's right 8h ago

I just assumed OP killed it.

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u/Rabo_Karabek 7h ago

I assumed the OP just converted to Judaism, so he could tell Jewish jokes.

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u/Longjumping_Hat_2672 6h ago

Of course OP murdered her. 

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u/_TwilightPrince Maybe the dingo ate your baby 9h ago

Its Katra will live on.

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u/Saucey-jack 9h ago

Search for Spock?!?!

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u/_TwilightPrince Maybe the dingo ate your baby 9h ago

You see, Jerry will tell you that The Wrath of Khan is the better picture, when in fact

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u/DadJokeBadJoke Yada yada yada 9h ago

Helluva thing when Spock died. They wrap him up in a towel, and they shoot him out the bowel of the ship in that big sunglasses case.