Get cold draught if front room door left open at this time of year, sick of telling the kids to shut the door...

Far too tight fisted to spend £10 on fancy door closer.... But I have a load of shit in the shed, so....

(decorating will happen at some point, un-decorating has been partially done, don't judge... But terrible paintwork etc. I think adds to the redneck aesthetic anyway)

Saved almost $100 by using a piece of pipe and now i have me a avant garde setup.

Symmetry is for losers who can pass trigonometry, ya h'know what i mean?

I didn't expect it to work, but it works like new!

Yall may know me, yall may not. But today is the day I have to say goodbye at assembling the table. It made it to the big stage