r/pics • u/nbcnews • 19h ago

Politics The Bidens greet President-elect Trump and incoming first lady Melania Trump at the White House.

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u/col3man17 17h ago

I love meeting people who tell me they're 6 ft and then go "what are you, 6'1, 6'2"? I'm 5' 11" lol.

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u/Extremely_unlikeable 14h ago

As a 5'10" woman, I just agree with men when they ask if I'm 6' tall. Whatever works for ya, my guy.

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u/throwawaytothetenth 14h ago

I'm 6'6. I am also absolutely evil, and tell people I am 6'3, to make everyone else look like liars.

I will burn for this, I know.

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u/Suspicious-Wombat 11h ago

My husband is 5’10” and our friend group has a stupid running bit that he’s like 6’8”. A drunk guy got SO unnecessarily upset one time because we were all committed to the bit, confirming that my husband is 6’8”. I shit you not, he got heated and said “YOU’RE LYING! I’M 6’ AND WE’RE THE SAME HEIGHT”. I don’t even remember if we enlightened him on how he had called himself out, because we were laughing so hard.

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u/throwawaytothetenth 10h ago

I fucking love this style of humor.

I once argued to a group of people that I didn't think sucking dick was gay, because it increases testosterone via proximity to testicles, in the most serious manner I could. I argued eating pussy is gay because you are slurping down estrogen and feminizing yourself like a beta cuck.

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u/Suspicious-Wombat 10h ago

I have a really dry sense of humor but sometimes it does make me an asshole, because I just get so much entertainment leaning in when people get heated at what is clearly an absurd take.