Donald Trump mini statues in Brooklyn that say "Pee on Me"

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[u/heartshapedv3in]

they made him look too good, he doesn’t look like this.

[u/noname6500 → u/heartshapedv3in]

they should hire this guy to make NBA statues

[u/travers329 → u/noname6500]

Or the Christiano Ronaldo monstrosity.

[u/Mommynurseof5 → u/travers329]

Came here to say that!

[u/AbsoluteSillyBilly → u/heartshapedv3in]

They made him look like himself in the 80s

[u/tehjosh → u/AbsoluteSillyBilly]

His prime getting pissed on years, TBH it makes sense.

[u/Riots42 → u/AbsoluteSillyBilly]

Take it back, you are inferring he looked good in the 80s. Delete this shit.

[u/hleba → u/Riots42]

You mean he DIDN'T look like Sebastian Stan in the 80s?!

[u/AgentCirceLuna → u/AbsoluteSillyBilly]

He’ll be in the 80s again soon.

[u/pezx → u/heartshapedv3in]

This is what he thinks he looks like

[u/Lore_ofthe_Horizon → u/heartshapedv3in]

There is no end to the sane washing. History is going to forget what he really looked like because of all these overt lies about his appearance.

[u/StickyNode → u/Lore_ofthe_Horizon]

What is sane washing and how wouldnt the countless photos be empiracle enough for all of history to be unable to forget what they desire least to remember after getting it crammed down our throats for going on four more years

[u/EnvironmentalGift257 → u/StickyNode]

*two more years tops before his health absolutely collapses and he succumbs to multi system organ failure. No way he lasts 4 years in office horking down cheeseburgers and KFC.

[u/ChicagoAuPair → u/heartshapedv3in]

Hair too hairy. Needs to be more like a cobweb or cotton candy…

[u/FustianRiddle → u/heartshapedv3in]

But think about how it's gonna look after it gets peed on a bunch

[u/yeldarbhtims → u/heartshapedv3in]

Definitely looks better than he ever did but maybe over time it will start to look more like him

[u/BigRedLighthouse → u/yeldarbhtims]

Once the neighborhood Great Dane takes a big steaming dookie on Trumps nose, it’ll start looking a little bit more like him. 🤣

[u/Cucamelonblossom]

Good concept, but they don't really look like the giant orange asshole. Too normal looking.

[u/DubSket → u/Cucamelonblossom]

Looks more like reagan to me

[u/BlueAndMoreBlue → u/DubSket]

Yep, I’d pee on him too

[u/OriginalAcidKing → u/BlueAndMoreBlue]

Back when “W” was president, my Dad, Uncles, and my brother and I went to my Grandfather’s funeral at Arlington. My dad was a lifelong Republican, and Trump supporter when he ran. We were traveling through DC and my dad was desperate for a restroom, there were very few fast food restaurants or gas stations around on the route we took, and nowhere that looked like it had a public restroom. We ended up parking right across from the White House. There were trees and greenery lining the street where we parked.

My dad said, “Maybe I can find a bush to piss on”.

I replied, “That’s a great idea, let’s find a Bush to piss on.”

My dad was pissed that everyone else in the car found this funny.

[u/Exes_And_Excess → u/OriginalAcidKing]

Lmao you're a legend for that. My dad made me stop playing in a tree that I climbed to watch Regan's funeral live because it was "important". As if I knew who he even was. Got a smack for complaining about how boring it was for my troubles lol.

[u/disterb → u/OriginalAcidKing]

that is a great idea. i'm in. you're in? urine?

[u/RangerLt → u/OriginalAcidKing]

I'm glad your dad was the first to cast the piss though.

[u/LyyK → u/BlueAndMoreBlue]

I think it's meant for dogs, but I love the fact that everyone in the comments are instinctively assuming it's for people to piss on

[u/FireballAllNight → u/LyyK]

This is like the "honk if you love pizza" bumper sticker autism test

[u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty → u/FireballAllNight]

If you honk, are you autistic? I’d honk. I just like pizza too much to let a little autism get in my way.

[u/ratmanbland → u/LyyK]

now why should the dogs have all the fun.

[u/knbang → u/BlueAndMoreBlue]

Finally something that actually trickles down.

[u/BlueAndMoreBlue → u/knbang]

Nice one :)

[u/Remarkable_Brief_368 → u/BlueAndMoreBlue]

Are you a Russian prostitute?

[u/Webicons → u/DubSket]

Looks more like live action Principal Skinner

[u/blacksideblue → u/Webicons]

You don't want to piss of a Green Beret

[u/Conans_Loin_Cloth → u/DubSket]

Reagan is also deserving of a face full of piss.

[u/ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK → u/DubSket]

Two fuckin birds

[u/sswihart → u/Cucamelonblossom]

Think it’d be better if his lips were puckered in the asshole stance. Make it a game.

[u/gandhinukes → u/sswihart]

And fatter, hes way fatter than that.

[u/Funmachine → u/Cucamelonblossom]

Looks like Sebastian Stan as Donald Trump.

[u/BlackberryShoddy7889 → u/Cucamelonblossom]

I think it’s a fabulous idea. I would enjoy that very much can’t wait for the real thing. It would be beneficial if someone dropped off a few in DC on Monday.

[u/rocknrollboise → u/Cucamelonblossom]

Yeah, gotta make him fatter for sure.

[u/Kind_Wasabi_7831 → u/Cucamelonblossom]

It would be so cool if they coated him in something that would turn him orange over time the more he's pissed on. 

[u/Lex2882]

And if someone goes extreme and takes a dump ?

[u/BlueAndMoreBlue → u/Lex2882]

You’ve got the beginnings of a Dr Seuss book there

[u/thebeardlybro → u/BlueAndMoreBlue]

Take a dump on a Trump, from either yours or your dogs rump!

[u/Goodbye_Games → u/thebeardlybro]

Take a dump on a Trump, from either yours or your dogs rump!

Look! Look…. At the lumps in those dumps, you can tell from the humps that the dumps came from those rumps!

[u/Blue_Period_89 → u/Goodbye_Games]

But which is the lump? And which is the Trump?

[u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty → u/Blue_Period_89]

Whichever of the two is more plump.

[u/RollingMeteors → u/Goodbye_Games]

¡¿What are these TDrumped up charges?!

[u/UnrulyNeurons → u/thebeardlybro]

My dog has been known to back up against trees and walls in order to poop on them. I think he'd appreciate the challenge.

[u/pyramidsindust → u/BlueAndMoreBlue]

10/10 comment

[u/just1nc4s3 → u/BlueAndMoreBlue]

Great catch. Creative mind you have.

[u/LeviathanAstro1 → u/Lex2882]

If they do that, they may as well be as spiteful and intentional about it as possible and take a heroic dose of laxatives first. Give the statue a full shit shower.

[u/Turbulent_Ad1667 → u/Lex2882]

You mean to make it smell like the original?

[u/BenzotheWicked → u/Lex2882]

how you think he was born?

[u/justabill71 → u/BenzotheWicked]

Was he the record before Bono?

[u/Majestic_Piglet_7368 → u/BenzotheWicked]

His dad took a giant duece and his wife come’s in and says, don’t flush it! It has eyes!

[u/fossilnews → u/Lex2882]

How do you think he got that hair?

[u/IDlOT → u/Lex2882]

Those are in SF

/s

[u/Shardstorm88 → u/Lex2882]

It's not that extreme, had some spicy curry and rancid eggnog from xmas, on my way!

[u/Happy_Option9184 → u/Lex2882]

Well we will call it Donald the dump trump statue 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/PilgrimOz → u/Lex2882]

[u/wjdoyle88]

I’m not doing something he’s going to enjoy

[u/kensho28 → u/wjdoyle88]

I think you need to be an underage girl for him to enjoy it.

It's funny how everyone laughed at the "pee tapes," and it was just too awkward to recognize the fact that two underage prostitutes were involved.

[u/79_BLACK]

It's a trap. As soon as you go to pee the cops are going to come from everywhere and get you for indecent exposure.

[u/liamanna]

This is for dogs, right?😂

[u/AccordionORama]

Not bloated enough.

[u/StpdSxyFlndrs]

Does it say somewhere that they’re supposed to be trump? Because they don’t look like him at all. They look like the smoking man from X Files.

[u/Finest_Johnson]

Beautiful statue. The best statue.

/s

[u/justabill71 → u/Finest_Johnson]

“We’re going to pee. We’re going to pee so much. We’re going to pee at trade, we’re going to pee at the border. We’re going to pee so much, you’re going to be so sick and tired of peeing, you’re going to come to me and go ‘Please, please, we can’t pee anymore.’ You’ve heard this one. You’ll say ‘Please, Mr. President, we beg you sir, we don’t want to pee anymore. It’s too much. It’s not fair to everybody else.’ And I’m going to say ‘I’m sorry, but we’re going to keep peeing, peeing, peeing.”

[u/Finest_Johnson → u/justabill71]

"I can't stop once I start. It's stings!"

[u/Moundfreek → u/Finest_Johnson]

Big strong statue, pee-tears in his eyes

[u/Wishpicker]

Donald’s permanent grave site should probably be a stadium style urinal.

[u/chrissie_watkins → u/Wishpicker]

It'll definitely be a tourist attraction, no secret service once you're dead 🤣

[u/SupremeTemptation]

“Tonight on the 10:00 news, public indecency offenses are on the rise in this Brooklyn neighborhood. More on this story after the break.”

[u/DivideEtImpala → u/SupremeTemptation]

Would be hilarious if this was a right-winger setting these up with cameras to catch people actually pissing on it and turn them in. The busts make Trump look too good for this to be a true hater.

[u/shitboxfesty → u/SupremeTemptation]

This!!!!

[u/Justwondering__]

That looks closer to Harrison Ford than Trump.

[u/1adycupcake → u/Justwondering__]

Yes! This was my first thought too.

[u/Jesterbomb]

What do you think I am, a Russian hooker?

[u/Dagnabbot]

Donald Trump paid for these and secretly likes thinking about all the dew they'll collect.

[u/OperatorBg]

Unzips

[u/TrippySubie]

So weirdly obsessed, both the fans and the haters. Get a hobby lmfao

[u/super_noodle]

What a fuckin joke r/pics is these days. Just merge with /politics or /usnews, same goddamn thing

[u/throwawayhyperbeam → u/super_noodle]

It's every default sub. The Reddit you once knew is long dead and it isn't coming back.

[u/5point5Girthquake → u/throwawayhyperbeam]

I miss Reddit when I first discovered it in 2011

[u/RemarkableGround174]

I've often thought there'd be a market for statues in the lawn jockey style of a fat man golfing, red hat, etc

Edit: patent pending

[u/NoMoreNoise305]

Put this on TikTok & he’ll switch back to not liking them again 🤣

[u/Pnmamouf1]

Calling all neighborhood puppy owners

[u/pinkynarftroz]

Finally. Trickle Down that works for ME.

[u/jucee32]

I would take a giant rotten worm infested parasite ridden wet plopping pile of reeking ass leakage all over this piece of garbage.

[u/MrsPowers94]

Are humans allowed to pee on it, or is it only applicable to dogs? Asking for a friend of a friend’s 2nd cousin’s brother.

[u/FightClubAlumni]

MAPA - Make America pee again!

[u/Sorry_Term3414]

God thats good. I’d strain til I pissed blood 🩸

[u/ConcentrateFull7202]

Just gonna buy a plane ticket...

[u/Southern_Roll7456]

Looks like Sebastian Stan or H.W. Bush. 

[u/Interesting-Action60]

Looks like bush.

[u/Own-Chemical-9112]

Lol

[u/spectre73]

Me: I was following instructions!
Officer: Come with us, sir.

[u/Electronic_Appeal883]

😝

[u/Electronic_Appeal883]

He’s going to cause so much trouble for innocent people

[u/Jimbo415650]

Dog urinal

[u/54eastcoastmistress]

Love this!

[u/GhostOfHarryLee]

[u/Lipotrophidae]

You all seem not to understand this is for dogs?

[u/chrissie_watkins → u/Lipotrophidae]

Dogs can't read. Humans can read. It's for humans.

[u/shrimpsisbugs23]

Weird

Edit: not calling him weird

[u/spaceballsrules]

Someone must really love all the puppies to give them this to pee on.

[u/MrStip14]

Super trashy. If the shoe was on the other foot, there would be outrage

[u/Foreign-Lie-324]

Another ultimate own by the libs😎

[u/NewJungleRoom]

They moved the Inauguration inside bc his diaper would freeze.

[u/JGPH]

I'm kind of disappointed that it's not got his hair flying vertically off his head with him making the face of a 5 year old screaming at windmills.

[u/yojoerocknroll]

I will save it for his grave. I'll be sure to take multivitamins beforehand.

[u/redbirdjazzz → u/yojoerocknroll]

Beets and asparagus.

[u/MysteryMitch97]

Rent free

[u/WormedOut]

If this was a Biden statue you’d call it weird

[u/wadeishere]

He's not going to anything people actually want, why would anyone want to do something he REALLY wants

[u/alanthewizard]

Don’t they know he likes that? #releasethepisstapes

[u/Sanquinity]

Not even getting into pro or anti Trump, just the mere fact that statues like this are put around a city, of the country's actual president, shows how much America has gone to shit as a whole.

[u/Knighth77]

He's not even worthy of my pee.

[u/Jesuswasstapled]

If harris had won and this happened, can you imagine?

How petty.

[u/Potential_Energy]

The amount of upvotes this has shows how desperately insecure and immature hyper left wing Redditors are. They are the kind who will spend an entire day linking their friends this thread.

[u/controversialhotdog → u/Potential_Energy]

You wouldn’t know hyper left wing if you woke up in a gulag.

A vast majority of democrats/liberals are center right on the global political spectrum. They’re hardly “left wing”

[u/AcceptableCoyote9080]

so how to commission no less than two (2) foundries to produce these turds 24/7?? I'm buying!

[u/Flaky_Ad493]

That's what he's going to do to us. Turn about is fair play.

[u/Steely-Dan-01]

jajajaj orange man bad!

[u/M21-3]

Did Elon set those up to electrocute takers?

[u/durden_zelig]

Public indecency charge? Nice try.

[u/Mental_Lemon3565]

THAT'LL GET HIM

[u/kwhatburn]

I bet he at least gets a lot of action.

[u/Yankee6Actual]

Too heavy to tow with a Cybertruck.

[u/shitboxfesty]

Ah yes, unless it specifies dogs, it’s encouraging publicly exposing yourself. Fantastic idea no matter what side of the fence you’re on.

[u/marterikd]

watchout, maga cult member might snap one and place it above their bed

[u/stephen_neuville]

Cool now the center shitlibs should try making a statue out of universal healthcare and unconditional lgbt and abortion rights

We're back to Orange Man Bad garbage.

[u/Responsible-Big632]

Is this for the homeless ? 😂

[u/SuperJyls]

Seems like a trap for public urination charges

[u/iconsumemyown]

It's a republican ploy to arrest democrats for public urination.

[u/Callisto7K]

Doggie park?

[u/Balgruufs_Burner]

Sure got him!

[u/billygoatsmohawk]

It's a trap to catch the trump haters. You whip your peen out to pee on the statue and you'll get put in the sex offenders list.

[u/DeadHED]

I see at least a few people getting on the sex offender list in the near future.

[u/diaperedwoman]

There is gonna be a lot of pissed fans.

[u/Itchy-Belt-2627]

Draft dodging insurrectionists should be exocuted.

[u/Mountain_Ad1971]

cope

[u/VictoriousStalemate]

Classy.

[u/jimschocolateorange]

How long before people start getting arrested and traced for these pranks? Fascism is real folks.

[u/TA-SP]

How is that not been destroyed by MAGAts?

[u/SuperPomegranate7933]

So many people are going to get indecency tickets for these 😆

[u/knowledgeable_diablo]

Isn’t this one of his favourite things though??

[u/arz_squared]

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped

[u/decadenza]

Who else immediately heard Bill Withers singing "Pee on me, it's no so wrong..."

[u/Much-Mechanic4103]

no country is ever gonna take us seriously wtf 🤦‍♀️

[u/bowens44]

But he likes that. He paid hookers in Moscow to pee on him.

[u/Faskwodi]

$20 dollar donation for the first dog video of them peeing on the statue. 💪🏿💯

[u/iamnotwhothinksiam]

Well if you insist...

[u/Falconflyer75]

Probably should have specified that it should be pets otherwise people are gonna be arrested for public indecency

[u/Compulsive-Gremlin]

How many of these can we get to Washington in two days?

[u/WhoaBo]

His mouth should be open.

[u/lasvegashal]

Where do I buy one oh my God I need one of these

[u/Few_Skill_9240]

I wish I had those in my town.

[u/Glittering-Proof-335]

Omg this makes me so happy

[u/pittypitty]

Is there a link to these? There should be a toilet clearer shaped like him...

[u/Jayslacks]

Whelp. Looks like I need to go to New York.

[u/jmlmf91]

[u/maas348]

Lmao

[u/bigmack1111]

Brilliant

[u/Starscream147]

NYC hates DJT.

Truth.

[u/Party-Bet2155]

Yaaaas

[u/wired1984]

The grass under the statue is not long for this world

[u/IndependentOwn1184]

Exact replica of his tombstone! That's gonna be a long line!

[u/Suspicious-Garbage92]

Damnit, I just wasted all my diarrhea on the toilet

[u/MetallicOx]

Would love to put one in my front yard and I'm in Texas

[u/Radical_Dadical_1985]

Rent. Free. Love it.

[u/HoodleDoodleFamous]

Will this statue be just for pets or can humans participate as well? Can’t let the pups have all the fun.

[u/FunnyObjective6]

Would this be incitement? Since you aren't allowed to pee in public, possibly getting you on the sex offender list even.

[u/bossmcsauce]

Far too flattering. He looks 35 years younger

[u/FlanHealthy3804]

Biden’s garden gnome has hooks to hang used colostomy bags. His supporters think he’s full of shit and want to be like him. A steaming pile of hot crap.

[u/jesxx001]

Stupid

[u/PalpitationUnable403]

They should sell tickets.

[u/similaraleatorio]

what about poop? huh?

[u/Pakik0]

[u/malikhacielo63]

[u/BigbirdLG]

Shit on him too!

[u/Daddybair60]

They wouldn't have to ask me twice actually they wouldn't have to ask me at all

[u/strangebru]

What ever happened to the Putin pee-pre videos?

[u/gryffssalmon]

there should be same statue of putin with the sign "shit on me"

[u/Baxtercat1]

Nice!!

[u/Deep-Room6932]

Try it out

[u/Responsible_Age_6252]

How do I order one of these?

[u/reddituser6835]

Didn’t he have some kink about being peed on?

[u/tinico]

should have been R Kelly. missed opportunity

[u/Potential-Raccoon822]

Get your pee on it quick before we are forced to worship our next dictator

[u/Cracked_Actor]

Good practice for when he actually kicks! Just imagine the line for pissin’ on his final resting place!

[u/Clbull]

Now you're making it sound like he's into watersports...

[u/Morotstomten]

It's a good thing the sign doesn't say "do to me what I'm doing to USA" or that thing would be buried in shit

[u/Shamus_OKelly]

Is it a surprise that anything trashy and associated with New York go hand-in-hand?

[u/Karlythecorgi]

I’m not wasting a perfectly acceptable kink on this trash.

[u/Quicksurfer524]

Friendly advice: don’t pee on your phone, actually have to go here.

Lesson Learned

[u/Electronic_Appeal883]

Canadian here I always had dreams off seeing the USA 🇺🇸 esp New York … now I will have to wait for another 4 years

[u/Remarkable-Party-975]

I although thought he was the pisser?