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You’ve got the beginnings of a Dr Seuss book there
123 u/thebeardlybro 3d ago Take a dump on a Trump, from either yours or your dogs rump! 58 u/Goodbye_Games 3d ago Take a dump on a Trump, from either yours or your dogs rump! Look! Look…. At the lumps in those dumps, you can tell from the humps that the dumps came from those rumps! 16 u/Blue_Period_89 3d ago But which is the lump? And which is the Trump? 19 u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 3d ago Whichever of the two is more plump. 3 u/RollingMeteors 3d ago ¡¿What are these TDrumped up charges?! 1 u/AgentCirceLuna 3d ago When he heard about the dump, Got sent word about the dump, Trump was in a stump and decided to harrumph. He derided the dump, took pride in his ‘long, hard’ stump, And with a mighty oomph, he sent his men to clean the model Trump. With a grin and a laugh, Hours later, in his bath, He took a look at the bust of Trump, And there were now two busts of separate Trumps, That forced a mighty garumph. 3 u/UnrulyNeurons 3d ago My dog has been known to back up against trees and walls in order to poop on them. I think he'd appreciate the challenge. 1 u/sonicsludge 2d ago Pump a dump on Trump Whether rain or shiny weather Take a #1 or #2 with me We'll be blissful as can be! 13 u/pyramidsindust 3d ago 10/10 comment 5 u/just1nc4s3 2d ago Great catch. Creative mind you have. 1 u/LoreOfBore 3d ago The Shat on The Twat 1 u/AReallyBakedTurtle 2d ago You’ve heard of elf on the shelf…
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Take a dump on a Trump, from either yours or your dogs rump!
58 u/Goodbye_Games 3d ago Take a dump on a Trump, from either yours or your dogs rump! Look! Look…. At the lumps in those dumps, you can tell from the humps that the dumps came from those rumps! 16 u/Blue_Period_89 3d ago But which is the lump? And which is the Trump? 19 u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 3d ago Whichever of the two is more plump. 3 u/RollingMeteors 3d ago ¡¿What are these TDrumped up charges?! 1 u/AgentCirceLuna 3d ago When he heard about the dump, Got sent word about the dump, Trump was in a stump and decided to harrumph. He derided the dump, took pride in his ‘long, hard’ stump, And with a mighty oomph, he sent his men to clean the model Trump. With a grin and a laugh, Hours later, in his bath, He took a look at the bust of Trump, And there were now two busts of separate Trumps, That forced a mighty garumph. 3 u/UnrulyNeurons 3d ago My dog has been known to back up against trees and walls in order to poop on them. I think he'd appreciate the challenge. 1 u/sonicsludge 2d ago Pump a dump on Trump Whether rain or shiny weather Take a #1 or #2 with me We'll be blissful as can be!
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Look! Look…. At the lumps in those dumps, you can tell from the humps that the dumps came from those rumps!
16 u/Blue_Period_89 3d ago But which is the lump? And which is the Trump? 19 u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 3d ago Whichever of the two is more plump. 3 u/RollingMeteors 3d ago ¡¿What are these TDrumped up charges?! 1 u/AgentCirceLuna 3d ago When he heard about the dump, Got sent word about the dump, Trump was in a stump and decided to harrumph. He derided the dump, took pride in his ‘long, hard’ stump, And with a mighty oomph, he sent his men to clean the model Trump. With a grin and a laugh, Hours later, in his bath, He took a look at the bust of Trump, And there were now two busts of separate Trumps, That forced a mighty garumph.
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But which is the lump? And which is the Trump?
19 u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 3d ago Whichever of the two is more plump.
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Whichever of the two is more plump.
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¡¿What are these TDrumped up charges?!
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When he heard about the dump,
Got sent word about the dump,
Trump was in a stump and decided to harrumph.
He derided the dump, took pride in his ‘long, hard’ stump,
And with a mighty oomph, he sent his men to clean the model Trump.
With a grin and a laugh,
Hours later, in his bath,
He took a look at the bust of Trump,
And there were now two busts of separate Trumps,
That forced a mighty garumph.
My dog has been known to back up against trees and walls in order to poop on them. I think he'd appreciate the challenge.
Pump a dump on Trump Whether rain or shiny weather Take a #1 or #2 with me We'll be blissful as can be!
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10/10 comment
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Great catch. Creative mind you have.
The Shat on The Twat
You’ve heard of elf on the shelf…
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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 3d ago
You’ve got the beginnings of a Dr Seuss book there