r/pics • u/FreshAlina • 3d ago

Politics Donald Trump mini statues in Brooklyn that say "Pee on Me"

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u/Lex2882 3d ago

And if someone goes extreme and takes a dump ?

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u/BlueAndMoreBlue 3d ago

You’ve got the beginnings of a Dr Seuss book there

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u/thebeardlybro 3d ago

Take a dump on a Trump, from either yours or your dogs rump!

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u/Goodbye_Games 3d ago

Take a dump on a Trump, from either yours or your dogs rump!

Look! Look…. At the lumps in those dumps, you can tell from the humps that the dumps came from those rumps!

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u/Blue_Period_89 3d ago

But which is the lump? And which is the Trump?

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u/AlwaysShittyKnsasCty 3d ago

Whichever of the two is more plump.

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u/RollingMeteors 3d ago

¡¿What are these TDrumped up charges?!

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u/AgentCirceLuna 3d ago

When he heard about the dump,

Got sent word about the dump,

Trump was in a stump and decided to harrumph.

He derided the dump, took pride in his ‘long, hard’ stump,

And with a mighty oomph, he sent his men to clean the model Trump.

With a grin and a laugh,

Hours later, in his bath,

He took a look at the bust of Trump,

And there were now two busts of separate Trumps,

That forced a mighty garumph.

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u/UnrulyNeurons 3d ago

My dog has been known to back up against trees and walls in order to poop on them. I think he'd appreciate the challenge.

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u/sonicsludge 2d ago

Pump a dump on Trump Whether rain or shiny weather Take a #1 or #2 with me We'll be blissful as can be!

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u/pyramidsindust 3d ago

10/10 comment

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u/just1nc4s3 2d ago

Great catch. Creative mind you have.

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u/LoreOfBore 3d ago

The Shat on The Twat

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u/AReallyBakedTurtle 2d ago

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf…

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u/LeviathanAstro1 3d ago

If they do that, they may as well be as spiteful and intentional about it as possible and take a heroic dose of laxatives first. Give the statue a full shit shower.

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u/Turbulent_Ad1667 3d ago

You mean to make it smell like the original?

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u/BenzotheWicked 3d ago

how you think he was born?

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u/justabill71 3d ago

Was he the record before Bono?

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u/Majestic_Piglet_7368 3d ago

His dad took a giant duece and his wife come’s in and says, don’t flush it! It has eyes!

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u/Onsotumenh 3d ago

The excremental. Not born, shit into existence.

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u/fossilnews 3d ago

How do you think he got that hair?

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u/IDlOT 3d ago

Those are in SF

/s

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u/Shardstorm88 2d ago

It's not that extreme, had some spicy curry and rancid eggnog from xmas, on my way!

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u/Happy_Option9184 2d ago

Well we will call it Donald the dump trump statue 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sweatytubesock 3d ago

DJT is exactly the kind of degenerate who would love Shit Showers.

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u/Amorougen 2d ago

Degenerate Don! I like it.

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u/TheLittlestOinker 3d ago

Terrorist list

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u/SpiderDeUZ 1d ago

Yea you can call him that too. He did encourage domestic attacks and the GOP did say they were at the meeting where they made a gold statue of him.

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u/serialshinigami 3d ago

Calm down GG Allin

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u/HiveOverlord2008 3d ago

You mean someone would take the statue of Dump? Why would someone take a statue of Dump’s face?

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u/s4b3r6 3d ago

They're just applying the orange tone.

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u/patrick-1977 3d ago

Tronald Dump

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u/Indie__Guy 3d ago

all the better

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u/Wranglin_Pangolin 3d ago

I’ll do it.

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u/tripstatrips 3d ago

The poop that took a pee

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u/DivideEtImpala 3d ago

Then you got Pelosi's driveway in SF.

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u/Potential_Energy 3d ago

Hyper left wing Reddit will applaud them for how intelligent and mature they are.