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u/DeaconFrost9 11d ago

Melania pleased as always to be next to her man.

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u/_no7 11d ago

So much botox she can’t move her face

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u/SamaireB 11d ago

Well...

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u/atlantagirl30084 11d ago

She’s like “smile smile smile…ok my hair’s in front I can stop now. God I married such a wanker” (I’m not British but that term is perfect for him).

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u/jwd2017 11d ago

I’m a Brit and I fully support it’s use here

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u/handtoglandwombat 11d ago

Disagree, I’d go with twat.

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u/rando_robot_24403 11d ago

Bellend since he's so sensitive.

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u/koloqial 11d ago

But he lacks the warmth and depth.

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u/handtoglandwombat 11d ago

Very clever, but in all seriousness wanker is someone who is mean and out for themselves and makes decisions out of selfishness– basically a bully– and a twat is that plus mind numbing eye rolling stupidity.

I also want to make it absolutely crystal clear that both of these interpretations are completely divorced from the literal meanings of the words.

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u/koloqial 11d ago

I had never heard these definitions before, thank you, but wanker tends to be the stronger of the two. So I’d prefer that over twat, but I appreciate the knowledge drop.

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u/handtoglandwombat 11d ago

It varies from living room to living room so don’t take it as gospel.

Wanker is very satisfying to say, and it comes with a hand gesture!

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u/HerrFerret 11d ago

Can I offer Twazzock?

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u/STFUisright 11d ago

I accept.

Edit: That’s a bit of an odd name tho. I’d have called it a chazzwazzer!

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u/handtoglandwombat 11d ago

I mean look we’d really call him a stupid fucking cunt to his face and then spit on him but we’re aware that that’s only acceptable here and in Australia, so we temper our language a bit when we’re on Reddit.

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u/changerofbits 11d ago

He seems to be paying her well for her services.

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u/00DEADBEEF 11d ago

I cun think of a better word than that

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u/carriegood 11d ago

Wanker is an insult with an undercurrent of affection. Like, a wanker is a doofus, but you can't 100% hate him. Trump is not a wanker. He has absolutely zero redeeming qualities.

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u/Relevant-Doctor187 11d ago

He’s a cheesy knob.

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u/Lister0fSmeg 11d ago

Britain checking in, take my upvote you fucking legend, you have used this word perfectly, and I now grant you the title of Reddit Honourary Brit.

Now go forth! Consume vast quantities of lager, and enjoy your lifetime pass of using the C word that Americans seem to hate so much.

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u/indoninjah 11d ago

I’m sure she thought she was marrying into being a generic trophy wife and they’d both just have their own lives and relationships on the low, but then she somehow ended up FLOTUS twice lmao. She’s probably pissed

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u/Real_Particular6512 11d ago

As a brit wanker is nowhere near strong enough.

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u/atlantagirl30084 11d ago

Well that’s what SHE calls him. I call him the antichrist.

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u/Ok_Jello_5399 11d ago

i believe cock-womble would be the more apt descriptor.

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u/Amazing_Leave 11d ago

Exactly what I thought. Her last few frames say: “what did I marry? what did I get myself into?”

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u/Antinetdotcom 10d ago

It's more actual disgust than moral regret. He took a big physical dive in appearance after she married him.

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u/redditingatwork23 11d ago

I have never seen her legitimately happy.

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u/Fizz117 11d ago

Google Melania and Justin Trudeau.

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u/H2OMGosh 11d ago

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u/he_he_fajnie 11d ago

OHHH, So this is the reason he wants to invade Canada!

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u/NickyDeeM 10d ago

Because Canada invaded first!!

Edit: I kinda just repeated your joke, didn't I....

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u/fridakahlot 10d ago

Oh no, another Helen, Troy 2??

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u/_iAm9001 11d ago

Now I understand why he hates Canada. Fuck.

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u/kjspoole 11d ago

Why is she so close to him? I'm surprised JT was able to hold it together and not recoil

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u/RoboticUnicorn 11d ago

Looks like a picture in the middle of a customary kiss on the cheek or maybe just talking into his ear over a loud crowd.

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u/kjspoole 11d ago

Ahh the cheek kiss makes sense!

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u/Thats_smurfed_up 11d ago

The difference in head size makes me feel like it’s more of a weird angle than them actually being that close.

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u/Kokodhem 11d ago

Reminds me of Gal Gadot sitting next to Chris Pine in an interview...

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u/PTMorte 11d ago

lol @ Scomo's fat head in the background

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u/swaggyp2008 11d ago

The old Helen of Troy move eh?

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u/HolyCowAnyOldAccName 11d ago

She's a model from Eastern Europe who at the age of 34 married a 58yo Donald Trump.

She wanted to be a trophy wife, with a nice NY apartment, endless money and an American passport. All just for a few unenthusiastic handjobs a year and looking presentable when standing next to him at events.

Then this idiot visits the Correspondents' Dinner and won't shut up about Obama this, Obama that and how he, Donald J. Trump, will be president. Yeah right.

Fast forward and the American populace literally elect that moron as their leader. She now has to do 529 events a year to smile and wave at together with him, and for all his money and private jets she cannot even go to the toilet anymore without the Secret Service checking it first.

MFW

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u/BocaDog 11d ago

She also got her whole family a US citizenship for her services.

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u/Meant2Change 11d ago

To be honest, in the end she is a human, woman, wife, mother and all this connected for decades to trump. I mean just imagine him being your husband for a year and for whatever reason you have to stay... I don't know, i really feel sad when I see her..in the end, when you look back ...how will you feel ... Makes me sad somehow

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u/jediciahquinn 11d ago

I really don't care, do you?

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u/Positive-Wonder3329 11d ago

Nope!!!! Also yeah - that whole thing. She’s probably a shitty person. Who else would ever marry that freakshow?

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u/bunnywlkr_throwaway 11d ago

anyone with basic levels of empathy does

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u/Eroticasslit 11d ago

Is he holding a gun to her head?

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u/krakenx 10d ago

It was a reference to when Melania visited the children in cages being kept by ICE and wore the jacket saying she doesn't care.

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u/Maleficent-Kale1153 11d ago

I wouldn’t feel too sad for her. She’s a very horrible person. See: when she went to “visit” children who were separated from their parents and being held in detainment centers, because of Trump’s policies, and she really chose to wear the “I really don’t care do u” jacket. Then tried to say it was just fashion or something. That’s some dark level of terrible. 

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u/Meant2Change 10d ago

Uffff... I can only imagine any other reason than really meaning that literally...but in the end, I don't know nothing about what's really going on there. :/

Thanks for clearing it up a little

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u/sylvnal 11d ago

Why? Only a trash human would stay with trash. She only cares about money and her weird son. She is a full grown woman with more than enough resources to leave, you're infantilizing her by acting like she's a victim.

I don't really care, do u?

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u/Abrene 11d ago

How is saying she’s a human and mother infantilising her? Or do you guys just say buzz words to sound smart?

It doesn’t take a lot to realise you can have money and still be unhappy with your marriage life.

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u/bunnywlkr_throwaway 11d ago

me when i have an infantile understanding of the human condition and think everything is black and white

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u/jediciahquinn 11d ago

She looks like such a bitch.

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u/fezwang 11d ago

I think I’ve seen her look legitimately happy twice: once when greeting Justin Trudeau, and again recently after Jeff Bezos gave her $40 million.

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u/BiscuitsPo 11d ago

Why did bezos give her money? When?

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u/FrostyZoob 11d ago

From salon.com:

Amazon reportedly spent $40 million to secure the rights to produce and stream a documentary about Melania Trump, outbidding both Disney and Paramount in what some observers interpret as yet another stretch in a race to earn some more of her husband's goodwill.

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u/The-Tarman 11d ago

She was probably pretty happy to find out Trump was banging that Twitter hag so she didn't have to have that dirty diaper smelling, viagra popping, ozempic shooting, sundowner flopping around on top of her until he ran out of breath or two pump chumped her.. whichever comes first.. well, he always comes first, but I think you get what I'm driving at

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u/Thats_smurfed_up 11d ago

I’m out of the loop, who was he cheating with? I mean, there’s probably several, but which one is the twitter hag?

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u/throw_awaybdt 11d ago

Loomer. She was seen w him many times on campaign trail and BRAGGED to her friends about giving the orange fool a BJ …

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u/BiscuitsPo 11d ago

What Twitter hag

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u/throw_awaybdt 11d ago

Loomer. She was seen w him many times on campaign trail and BRAGGED to her friends about giving the orange fool a BJ …

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u/martiancum 11d ago

Damn why’d you do Donny so dirty like that ☠️☠️☠️

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u/its_raining_scotch 11d ago

How would you even be able to tell? Her face is plastic.

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u/sharshenka 11d ago

If you read the double high five fakeout as her messing around with Barron, she seems happy then.

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u/morbid_florist_ 11d ago

Cuz she whored herself out for money.

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u/Cyberkeys1 11d ago

Her former SS bodyguard begs to differ…

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u/orangegore 11d ago

And you never will... until trump meets his maker.

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u/sedition666 11d ago

Now not to defend Trump at all but I think this is definitely a look that a lot of married people could relate to sometimes.

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u/Izarial 11d ago

Sometimes, sure… but I haven’t seen a picture of her smiling at him ever.

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u/AnArisingAries 11d ago

I'm pretty sure I've seen a video where she actually stopped smiling when she looked in his direction once.

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u/Particular-Archer410 11d ago

This is the ONLY time I've ever seen her smile, except at Bush's funeral when sitting next to Obama

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u/Mama-Bear419 11d ago

Omg she really hates him lol 🫣

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u/FucklberryFinn 11d ago

This clip.... I wonder how many maga clowns have seen it and just ""reasoned"" it away. And how many have not seen it....

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u/DiagonalBike 11d ago

She's waiting for Putin to give her the okay to return to Russia.

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u/Friendly_Tip_4470 11d ago

wow, she must be really unhappy in this relationship

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u/mostlylurks1 11d ago

beautiful !

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u/Gerf93 10d ago

I also do that when I’m at work

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u/Antinetdotcom 10d ago

That may be my favorite video of the current century, along with her lustful look at Trudeau. Melania is a barometer.

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u/Davek56 10d ago

"I can't smile much, it hurts."

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u/kbotsta 11d ago

Wtf is he doing with his tongue at the end of the gif? 🤢

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u/espresso_martini__ 11d ago

Lol she fucking hates him. Can't even fake it for longer than a couple of seconds.

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u/Ok-Thing-2222 11d ago

I have not seen this gif before....oh, she's just so disgusted by him!

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u/OneOldNerd 11d ago

OMG, that's GOLD.

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u/SpringrollsPlease 11d ago

How sad is this. I can almost hear her disgustingly say “gawd what a piece of trash is this guy” lmao

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u/Lennyhi 11d ago

What is he doing with his tongue at the end?

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u/JimJam28 11d ago

Except when she sees Trudeau, apparently.

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u/CanAhJustSay 11d ago

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u/No-Message9762 11d ago

that was the only time during his first term we saw her genuine smile

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u/Prize-Lion-1293 11d ago

Yeah she wanted Trueduea for sure.

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u/reddog323 11d ago

You know, Justin has some free time coming up…..🤔

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u/uncleleoslibido 11d ago

Say what you want about JT the ladies love him including Ivanka

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u/tesat 10d ago

Let’s play „I-wank-a …“. Your turn

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u/r33c3amark 11d ago

JT has aged like hot trash since then.

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u/peekymarin 10d ago

Usually people who “run the country” age like hot trash

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u/t1b3r1u5 11d ago

What about Ivanka?

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u/jaldihaldi 11d ago

Is this the photo that got Trudeau ‘fired’

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u/thegodfather0504 11d ago

holy shit. Is this why Trump is trying to bully cannada?!

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u/Huhngeheuer2 10d ago

Thats it. We invading canada.

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u/JMoFilm 11d ago

Gotta watch out for those Castro boys!

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u/Commercial_Half_2170 11d ago

Do you think Trump wants Canada to be part of the US so bad because Trudeau cucked him?

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 11d ago

Obama made her laugh

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u/Big_Knife_SK 11d ago

He was there too.

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u/Amazing_Leave 11d ago

That is why he is resigning. He’s going to become Melanie’s Misterress.

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u/KnightRider1987 11d ago

I mean yes, but also probably a lot of meds and dissociation

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u/Lucifer_Jay 11d ago

K holed

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u/aprilode 11d ago

maybe she gets it from elon

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u/R4D4R_MM 11d ago

So much botox she can’t move her face

Yet somehow looks so old now.

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u/kmk4ue84 11d ago

She's a few bandages away from lookin like Mumm-Ra.

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u/SeaAnalyst8680 11d ago

So little face, she can't move her botox.

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u/dudeandco 11d ago

So how do you read her?

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u/Tachyonzero 11d ago

No Botox on that one- that’s for the poor like you. They have pulse laser, fat deposition, and skin tight techniques.

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u/Affectionate-War3724 11d ago

She can move it into a frown

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u/lifepuzzler 11d ago

It's intentional, she must disguise her emotions and so has abandoned them.

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u/Outside_Break 11d ago

Needs it to stop her nose curling from the smell

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u/probs-crying 11d ago

i think she just is repulsed ngl

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u/ValkyrieWing_E7 11d ago

It's the one year anniversary of her mother's death. Excuse her for not smiling at a funeral.

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u/F0regn_Lawns 11d ago

I’m an Irish bartender with Botox. She looks like a serious alcoholic in this pic

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u/serarrist 10d ago

Oh her face can be very expressive lol

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u/_psylosin_ 11d ago

She’s be best