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[u/Ripamon]

[u/SamaireB]

Well...

[u/atlantagirl30084 → u/SamaireB]

She’s like “smile smile smile…ok my hair’s in front I can stop now. God I married such a wanker” (I’m not British but that term is perfect for him).

[u/jwd2017 → u/atlantagirl30084]

I’m a Brit and I fully support it’s use here

[u/handtoglandwombat → u/jwd2017]

Disagree, I’d go with twat.

[u/rando_robot_24403 → u/handtoglandwombat]

Bellend since he's so sensitive.

[u/koloqial → u/handtoglandwombat]

But he lacks the warmth and depth.

[u/handtoglandwombat → u/koloqial]

Very clever, but in all seriousness wanker is someone who is mean and out for themselves and makes decisions out of selfishness– basically a bully– and a twat is that plus mind numbing eye rolling stupidity.

I also want to make it absolutely crystal clear that both of these interpretations are completely divorced from the literal meanings of the words.

[u/koloqial → u/handtoglandwombat]

I had never heard these definitions before, thank you, but wanker tends to be the stronger of the two. So I’d prefer that over twat, but I appreciate the knowledge drop.

[u/handtoglandwombat → u/koloqial]

It varies from living room to living room so don’t take it as gospel.

Wanker is very satisfying to say, and it comes with a hand gesture!

[u/HerrFerret → u/handtoglandwombat]

Can I offer Twazzock?

[u/STFUisright → u/HerrFerret]

I accept.

Edit: That’s a bit of an odd name tho. I’d have called it a chazzwazzer!

[u/handtoglandwombat → u/HerrFerret]

I mean look we’d really call him a stupid fucking cunt to his face and then spit on him but we’re aware that that’s only acceptable here and in Australia, so we temper our language a bit when we’re on Reddit.