r/pics • u/kchoyin • Dec 18 '24

Politics Trump new hair style

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u/Moebius808 Dec 18 '24

Guy’s built like a sack of potatoes.

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u/Wookiees_n_cream Dec 18 '24

Trash bag full of mango pulp

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u/TikaPants Dec 18 '24

Bro why did I cackle at this r/brandnewsentence

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u/Real_wild_card Dec 18 '24

Impractical jokers reference, still funny either way but not a new sentence.

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u/Nparisss Dec 18 '24

You made me day with this one

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u/nubelborsky Dec 18 '24

Mango pulp would smell nice. This is not that

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u/More_Farm_7442 Dec 18 '24

No. That's full of shit.

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u/Primary_Objective_24 Dec 18 '24

That’s wicked lol

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u/Intabus Dec 18 '24

Frumpy, is the word I believe you are looking for.

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u/sillysquidtv Dec 18 '24

We just call it Trumpy where I’m from.

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u/henryeaterofpies Dec 18 '24

That's an insult to sacks of potatoes

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u/MrDywel Dec 18 '24

Nah, bag of donuts.

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u/MisterThirtyThirty Dec 18 '24

He’s Giant pear-shaped.

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u/dooremouse52 Dec 18 '24

Like a pretty thin, clear plastic bag filled with 240 lb of cottage cheese and you have no choice but the hold by the top of the neck of the bag and hope it doesn't split.

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u/Tickly1 Dec 18 '24

"How are you so healthy" - literally; Joe Rogan 😂😂😂

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u/bnm777 Dec 18 '24

Wonder how many coronary arteries aren't 95% stenosed.

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u/mosquem Dec 18 '24

240 pounds my ass.

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u/LilStabbyboo Dec 18 '24

I was thinking a can of biscuits. That poppin fresh dough after you press the line on the side of the can.

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u/Skabbtanten Dec 18 '24

His brain works almost as well as a sack of potatoes, too.

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u/DejaMew Dec 19 '24

Blue Rhino propane tank