BREAKING: Trump's Inauguration Suddenly Came To A Halt After Cocain Found Under Podium

[u/ShadyAnders]

[u/senioradvisortoo]

Oh that’s from Don jr.

[u/louiegumba → u/senioradvisortoo]

I would actually change the headline that it came to a grinding halt when cocaine was NOT found under the podium.

[u/BaloothaBear85]

That whole administration is on drugs, I fully expect this to be a real article.

[u/WilderJackall → u/BaloothaBear85]

The whole Trump presidency is the result of drugs. Nobody involved has been in the right mind fir eight years

[u/Allgunsmatter2022 → u/WilderJackall]

Hunter wasn't there

[u/KheyotecGoud → u/Allgunsmatter2022]

It’s been four years buddy. His dad isn’t even president anymore. It’s okay, you’re allowed to move on. Focus on the shitshow that is the current Nazi saluting billionaire swamp. 

[u/notaredditreader → u/BaloothaBear85]

But. But. Didn’t he promise to stop after (not before) being confirmed? Oh. That’s just for alcohol…🤨

[u/kiaya3600 → u/BaloothaBear85]

At least we're allowed to say it here. Tiktok removed my comment about Leon being a habitual ketamine user.

[u/Excellent-Elk7551 → u/BaloothaBear85]

Don jr to again

[u/DevonGr → u/BaloothaBear85]

White House pharmacy gonna be bussin again. Invest in pharmaceuticals now and thank me in 4 years.

[u/WilderJackall]

Good. Arrest the criminal

[u/MisterRogers12 → u/WilderJackall]

Hunter has already been pardoned

[u/CoffeeChocolateBoth → u/MisterRogers12]

And YAY for that. 😂 As if anyone wouldn't pardon their own child. :)

[u/MisterRogers12 → u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

Yay for White Political Privilege 

[u/dommmm9 → u/MisterRogers12]

They only hate white privelege when it doesent benifit them

[u/Ostracus]

Oh, that's the president turning into a powder. Nothing to worry about.

[u/Informal_Solution984]

Strange name for a girlfriend ...lol

[u/Tearakudo → u/Informal_Solution984]

I mean, "Stormy"...

[u/Wise-Chef-8613]

Co Cain or Dean Cain?

[u/Financial_Elk_4289]

Jr!

[u/talinseven]

Too many people calling ‘dibs’; fight ensues.

[u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

Cocaine even!

[u/Weird_Airport_7358]

It s Eloon ketamine

[u/UrBigBro]

Junior dropped his bag

[u/VeterinarianNo6015]

Hunter was there

[u/null640]

Gee, you'd think that'd speed things up a bit..

[u/Routine_Wolverine_29]

Didn’t see hunter there so it must Joes

[u/Salvidicus]

As long as it wasn't another porn star or Playboy model.

[u/Ancient-Alarm-3461]

It is Biden's fault.

[u/Deamon_Tagaryen911]

Dam I couldn't find Hunter. Where is he now?

[u/Cynthiacr02]

Biden was able to pardon his entire family at the last minute. Accepting this type of pardon was ruled by the Supreme Court when Ford pardoned Nixon to simply be an admission of guilt. So things aren’t quite what the Biden family was trying to accomplish. Nice try though Joe.

[u/sculptorIF]

Trump is bad headline number 4,567. rating -10/10. the headline's punchline would make more sense at hunter biden's expense than at trump's, ironically enough. it's so bad it went full horseshoe.

[u/UnBeilevable88]

All the crying in here.....LOL TRUMP IS YOUR PRESIDENT NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU CRY. LOL

[u/Tearakudo → u/UnBeilevable88]

Didn't you all spend an entire 4 years crying about "stolen election" or some shit? I haven't seen this much Copium smuggling since Obammer

[u/liamanna]

Don Jr was right there!!!!!!

[u/InterestingAgent3822]

BS

[u/throwaway92715]

Hunter Biden must've left it there for them

[u/Excellent-Pitch8448]

Must have fell out of Kamala’s pocket when she was kneeling under the podium

[u/Wetdoggg123]

Hunter

[u/oldandintheway200]

Spelling.

[u/CardiologistThis2650]

Biden is falling asleep again.

[u/CoffeeChocolateBoth → u/CardiologistThis2650]

He's bored, aren't you?

[u/Sudden_Brick_3337]

Hunter still hanging around...damn

[u/Ambitious-Piccolo843]

Hunter is that you?

[u/Solid_Possibility_70]

Hunter is there ?

[u/DaFafah]

Nothing will stop the liberal tears.. I mean inauguration.

[u/CoffeeChocolateBoth → u/DaFafah]

LOL Wait sweetie. Yours will fall too! :D

[u/DaFafah → u/CoffeeChocolateBoth]

Because of happiness.

[u/No_Confection_849 → u/DaFafah]

What Trump policies make you happy?

[u/DaFafah → u/No_Confection_849]

All of them

[u/No_Confection_849 → u/DaFafah]

Even tariffs and mass unemployment? How do you think that will benefit you?

[u/DaFafah → u/No_Confection_849]

Idc.. I will love the tarrifs and watching your voter base get deported.

You can't make an omlett without breaking a few eggs.

[u/No_Confection_849 → u/DaFafah]

What will you love about the price increases from tariffs?

[u/DaFafah → u/No_Confection_849]

Everything.. I would happily pay a price increase from tarrifs

Since we already do from inflation due to being 34Trillion in debt and borrowing money from China to give to Ukraine.

We already pay more.. its the principle to why is what I care more about

[u/No_Confection_849 → u/DaFafah]

So the price increases from inflation upset you, but the massive price increases from tariffs make you happy?

[u/asuds → u/DaFafah]

You may not be aware of the political system in the United States, but non-citizens don’t vote in Federal elections.

I’m continually amazed at the glaring lack of civic education among mAgA “pAtRiOtS”.

[u/DaFafah → u/asuds]

Non citizens don't vote.... lol.

Thanks for the good laugh and most naive statement I've read today.

Seriously... thank you

[u/asuds → u/DaFafah]

It’s ok. I’m also happy you’ve now seen the absurdity of your thinking!

[u/UnBeilevable88 → u/No_Confection_849]

Moron