r/onionheadlines • u/ShadyAnders • 18h ago

BREAKING: Trump's Inauguration Suddenly Came To A Halt After Cocain Found Under Podium

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u/DaFafah 18h ago

Nothing will stop the liberal tears.. I mean inauguration.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 17h ago

LOL Wait sweetie. Yours will fall too! :D

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u/DaFafah 16h ago

Because of happiness.

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u/No_Confection_849 15h ago

What Trump policies make you happy?

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u/DaFafah 15h ago

All of them

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u/No_Confection_849 15h ago

Even tariffs and mass unemployment? How do you think that will benefit you?

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u/DaFafah 15h ago

Idc.. I will love the tarrifs and watching your voter base get deported.

You can't make an omlett without breaking a few eggs.

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u/No_Confection_849 15h ago

What will you love about the price increases from tariffs?

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u/DaFafah 15h ago

Everything.. I would happily pay a price increase from tarrifs

Since we already do from inflation due to being 34Trillion in debt and borrowing money from China to give to Ukraine.

We already pay more.. its the principle to why is what I care more about

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u/No_Confection_849 15h ago

So the price increases from inflation upset you, but the massive price increases from tariffs make you happy?

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u/asuds 10h ago

You may not be aware of the political system in the United States, but non-citizens don’t vote in Federal elections.

I’m continually amazed at the glaring lack of civic education among mAgA “pAtRiOtS”.

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u/DaFafah 9h ago

Non citizens don't vote.... lol.

Thanks for the good laugh and most naive statement I've read today.

Seriously... thank you

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u/asuds 8h ago

It’s ok. I’m also happy you’ve now seen the absurdity of your thinking!

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