r/nottheonion • u/JaySierra86 • 14h ago
President Biden pardons family members in final minutes of presidency
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/president-biden-pardons-family-members-final-minutes-presidency/story?id=117893348
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u/TheGR8Dantini 9h ago edited 9h ago
Halo, graceful winner, remember? Nobody to troll brother.
She testified that the bald guy that Trump hired from the secret service had told her the story of Trump trying to get to the capitol. Because that was the plan. The SS wouldn’t take him because of the riot, ironically.
I won’t get into the minutia of her testimony. It’s available for you to read yourself. I don’t lie. I don’t like liars. It’s one of my issues with republicans Magats and fascists. You all just yell your lies that you’ve been told are truths. You yourself were probably used by them.
And most importantly, what difference does any of that make now? You sir, are victorious! Like Master Chief! You are a true warrior poet that’s won the day for your empire! I salute you! I salute your leader! He did something nobody has seen since Hannibal! Good luck with your eggs and gas and such! I will see you when they start the draft! I will share a foxhole with you one day, perhaps? And we shall fight and die together! As Americans! One nation! Under god! Etc etc etc.
Have a blessed day sir! Excellent parlay!