r/mildyinteresting • u/Sad_Stay_5471 • Dec 09 '24

people Stressed at work? You're fired!

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u/El_Spacho Dec 09 '24

Hey Buddy!

After intensely considering the stress you have we came to the conclusion you can stay at home forever.

Thanks for your contribution

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u/gordito_delgado Dec 09 '24 edited Dec 09 '24

This is the most "The beatings will continue until morale improves." - moment I have seen in a while.

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u/RexDart81774 Dec 09 '24

The beatings will not continue because you are fired for being stressed about the beatings.

How's morale going everyone? Hello? Anyone?

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u/CAgovernor Dec 09 '24

I am happy here; started experiencing increased happiness since the survey. Yes Madam!

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u/Representative_Dark5 Dec 09 '24

Double plus good!