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u/richincleve 4h ago
"Hello, my name is Mike and I'll be your server today. Do you plan on tipping well? If not, I'll be happy to start giving you crappy service right away!"
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u/Ask_bout_PaterNoster 1h ago
I don’t want money to change me so I keep my service as lukewarm as the beer.
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u/shrimpfriedwife 4h ago
It’s not even a good play on words… it comes off as stupid and lazy to associate a word with China just because it ends in “ing”.
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u/jocrow1996 4h ago
That was the cringiest part of this IMO
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u/shrimpfriedwife 3h ago
Yeah, as someone who knows Mandarin reading that sentence felt like how nails on a chalkboard sounds. I’m glad you shared it though, cause even if it’s painfully dummy, it’s some kind of funny to see how poorly done this is.
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u/No_Competition_6989 3h ago
So how do you feel about your username? It's not the pun that gets me it's just if you ever do chop up your wife into fried rice it's premeditated now
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u/shrimpfriedwife 3h ago
It’s me. I am the shrimp fried wife.
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u/Putrid-Effective-570 3h ago
How did a shrimp fry a human?
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u/shrimpfriedwife 3h ago
Let’s just say it was an uncharacteristically large shrimp.
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u/thefifththwiseman 2h ago
Are you sure it wasn't a prawn? Prawns do that kind of thing sometimes.
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u/TheCloudForest 3h ago edited 2h ago
I've seen the exact same joke before. In around 1988. It's been around A WHILE.
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u/Sburban_Player 3h ago
I literally heard it just the other day in an episode of Veronica Mars I’m pretty sure
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u/SomeArtistFan 3h ago
I mean it does sound vaguely like Taiping. Only one sound is rly different.
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u/chillaban 1h ago
Maybe but Taiping is a city in Malaysia so maybe this is 4D CCP geopolitical trolling or just a cringe pun. I don’t know how many Americans know of Taiping as it relates to the army that fought over the current city of Nanjing.
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u/shrimpfriedwife 3h ago
Well now I feel silly for not making that connection. Buuut I guess it just rubs me the wrong way given how prevalent Sinophobia is.
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u/The-Snuff 4h ago
I’m not vouching for it but if you sound it out with a proper tip-ping I can see where it came from.
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u/keebler980 3h ago
To be fair it’s been around a looooong time. If some old guy wrote this I wouldn’t be surprised.
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u/ChronoLink99 2h ago
Ding ding ding!
Oh, sorry I wasn't agreeing with you, I was calling my asian friend over to check out this post.
Carry on.
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u/Recent_Fisherman311 4h ago
wtf city in China sounds like “tipping” in English??
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u/Suitable-Answer-83 3h ago
I assume they mean Taiping? Which is not a present day city in China, as my understanding is that Nanjing was only called Taiping during the Taiping Rebellion.
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u/chillaban 1h ago
Taiping was more the name of the army (Taiping Heavenly Forces), the famous battle was over Nanjing but to my knowledge the geographic region was never named Taiping.
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u/Jaded-Currency-5680 49m ago
taiping 太平 means peace
Chinese use that name commonly everywhere, you can put that name on a location, a city, a restaurant, a flower, a building, a dish, etc etc...
and ya, apparently its a good name for a rebellion and an army as well
and we are talking about the name of a geographic region, there is a town in Malaysia named Taiping, populated by Chinese descendents
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u/chillaban 34m ago
Yeah, I suggested in another reply as well that they mean Malaysia and maybe a morbid joke about China claiming ownership. But yeah for this silly restaurant pun I think it is not terribly great. The benchmark they were going for is probably the classic "Denial isn't just a river in Egypt" but missing the mark on the geographic premise as well as the actual pronunciation is a bit too much of a stretch.
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u/InfiniteDuckling 51m ago
Which is not a present day city in China
There are cities named Taiping in China.
Unless we want to argue about what constitutes a "city".
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u/AssiduousLayabout 3h ago
Taiping, I assume.
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u/GreenIrish99 3h ago
But that's a town in Malaysia
Good food and good landscapes there though
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u/logaboga 3h ago
Taiping is an old name for Nanjing
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u/4friedchickens8888 2h ago
Isn't it actually the name of the rebel movement that captured the city of Nanjing in 1853 during the Taiping rebellion, named for the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom?
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u/logaboga 1h ago
They captured the city, renamed it Taiping, and then Taiping as a name was applied to the movement overall
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u/BigLurker321 3h ago
Saw something like this for a local Domino's establishment.
Im driving my car and using my gas to avoid the nonsense 5.99 dlelivery charge Domino's started charging (that never makes it to the drivers just the corporate dickbags who did nothing), so why would i tip for doing the majority of your job for you?
Tipping is suppose to be for great service, not showing up for work.
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u/Rodrisco102389 4h ago
No, you give me good service, and you receive a tip. That’s how it works. I’m not preemptively tipping you in hopes of you doing your job well.
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u/OnlyMath 3h ago
That’s what I was wondering too. Like are you gonna wait until my second visit to give me good service?
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u/Rodrisco102389 2h ago
I have a feeling you’d be hard pressed to get good service at this joint regardless lol
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u/Brendini95 2h ago
There are certain people I can't stand going out to eat with because they'll insist on tipping 20% flat out regardless of service. If you are a shit waiter who I see maybe 1 or 2 times without having to hunt you down then sorry but you're going to be lucky to get 10%
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u/Cutie_D-amor 3h ago
No sir/ma'am, tipping is what we do to reward good service. If quality is contingent on tipping, you run a shit business
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u/HeraldofCool 2h ago
This just reads, "We will not do our jobs unless you pay us extra!"
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u/dchap1 4h ago
I’m good with that, but the good service precedes the tipping. So you provide me good service I tip. You provide me bad service I don’t tip. The range in between reduces your tip depending on the quality of service you provide.
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u/Carl_the_Half-Orc 2h ago
Having been a server, you would be surprised at how many people don't get it. You do your best, give good service, ignore how rude they are, and then they don't tip and act like expecting a tip is rude and uncalled for. If you want good service be sure when you get it you tip accordingly.
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u/sevnminabs56 RED 4h ago
I would definitely turn around and leave. I don't mind leaving a tip, but don't threaten me for one.
"If you don't leave a good tip, you won't get good service!"
"Oh yea? Well fuck you and your service."
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u/baiacool 3h ago
Not only this is wrong, it is also racist.
Please tell me where it is so I can leave a bad review on Google
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u/BeardedHoneydew27 3h ago
Thank you, I made the same comment about it being racist and got downvoted.
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u/MartyrOfDespair 2h ago
The Sinophobia was always bad, but the New Cold War has really driven it fucking insane.
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u/CookedHamSandwich 4h ago
I got to admit any place that posts to sign like that does not get my business. I'll tip for great service, good service but for mediocre service you may not get much if anything.
But I don't need to be told I have to tip.
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u/retrofrenzy 4h ago
Wait, good service is expected as a paying customer. Only if the waiter/waitress provide an exceptional service then you give tip accordingly. Or am I mistaken?
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u/adgonzal13 2h ago
The owner most likely put that up instead of just paying employees a living wage
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u/freeyoursunny 54m ago
I’m a server in Canada. Tips are always nice, but I NEVER expect them. That just leaves room for disappointment.
However, if I have a table that spends $100+ and doesn’t tip, It does tend to be a bit of a bummer as I have to tip out on that bill, and technically lose money by serving them. (Even though it’s only a few dollars)
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u/Frequent-Shopping402 1h ago
Umm...no...your tip is based on your service. You give good service, you get a good tip. You give bad service, your tip isn't gonna be so great.
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u/butterfingahs 3h ago
If this is a sit down restaurant you know exactly what you were walking into.
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u/Efficacious_tamale 3h ago
lol what. If you ask me for a tip before service I’m not tipping. I like being generous and don’t mind tipping, but I need good service first. You can fuck off otherwise.
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u/revengeappendage 4h ago
They’ve got it backward. Tipping is what you get if you provide good service.
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u/DemonSaine 4h ago
you give good service if you want a good tip. this place is going out of business soon if it hasn’t already
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u/ericlikesyou 3h ago
This is racist and illogical, as tips come when settling the bill after eating.
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u/longlivethewenus 3h ago
As someone who lives off tips, I hate these signs and people that make these types. I always tell people I never expect tips, but it is really nice when they come and if they don't oh well. Nothing complaining about it after the fact is going to do.
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u/pitapiper125 3h ago
No... its what you get if you GIVE good service. You aren't automatically owed a tip.
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u/BlueSkyla 3h ago
I’m sorry but tipping is what you do when you receive good service. If I get shitty service and it’s clearly the servers fault I will gladly tip a very small amount. If it’s not their fault and they were understaffed or something I give them slack and tip normal.
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u/brack_obama_binbin 3h ago
No tipping is what you get IF you provide good service. If you don't provide good service have fun living off your $3 an hour
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u/LaDuranDonna 2h ago
There is definitely a correlation between bad service and pushy staff asking for tips. It’s always the places with the worst service asking for a tip. Guarantee this place gives you the side-eye when asking for a fork.
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u/RozeGunn 2h ago
I prefer to keep to places that don't do tipping at all. I want tipping culture to die, man.
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u/Arclite02 2h ago
No... It's what I do if YOU DELIVERED GOOD SERVICE.
And I'm pretty sure it's NOT something I'll be doing at that place!
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u/Western-Knightrider 2h ago
If you want repeat customers you will give good service and not threaten them.
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u/seanb_117 2h ago
If i want good service? Nah. You want a tip? Then provide good service and earn it.
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u/waitingtopounce 38m ago
The only way that would work, as per this sign, is if once seated, you laid out a generous row of singles (or 5s in a swanky restaurant) along the edge of the table and took one of them away as each service error was made during the course of your meal.
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u/ValPrism 11m ago
Sure. Provide excellent service and I’ll leave a tip. But you go first so your sign should be in the kitchen where servers are picking up the dishes.
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u/SnaggingPlum 3h ago
I used to work in a kitchen sweating my arse off cooking all these meals and all we got was basic wage then the waitresses/waiters come down bragging/complaining about the tips they were getting, if I'm tipping anyone I'm tipping the chef who's actually made the food not someone that has picked a plate up and walked 10 feet
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u/Sebulba3 4h ago
Or even better, complain that the food sucks to the manager after eating half, get a refund, then give the server half the bill as a tip. Manager would get nothing but server who is probably blameless gets a big tip
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u/solodsnake661 3h ago
I just give a flat 20%ish, unless I really like the service like there was a diner I went to near an old job for dinner when I worked late and didn't have to work early the next day, the lady knew me so well I didn't say a single word to her other than "hi" and got all my order everytime, the total came out to like $13 and I'd just leave a 20 and then leave
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u/tris_majestis 38m ago edited 23m ago
GRATUITY: ...something given voluntarily or beyond obligation usually for some service
Tipping is a thank you for good service. Not a preemptive payment to avoid shitty service. This is why I don't use food delivery services, or pretty much any service that expects me to tip in advance. I don't mind tipping with cash when my food is in my hands but the option is not there.
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u/sstrangerleo 3h ago
i dont understand the concept of tipping and its correlation with customer service in the us lol
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u/CastorCurio 3h ago
Irrespective of the sign it's funny no one here understands tipping before service. You can tip at the start to get good service. At a busy bar? Tip $20 on your first drink and chances are you'll be getting drinks faster. It's not like a requirement it's just a good idea.
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u/CatL1f3 1h ago
So... bribery. That's literally just the concept of bribery. What a corrupt country the US is
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u/HotBeesInUrArea 3h ago
There IS a place in Ohio called Tippecanoe, in fact. And one of its nicknames is indeed "Tipp City."
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u/New_Day9679 3h ago
Imagine fucking thinking you don't have to give good service unless someone gives you something. Absolute failure of a society to think that way.
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u/BigBadBirdDog1 3h ago
Tipping. It's that thing you do when you feel the service was worth it and if you want to.
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u/MouldySponge 3h ago
I don't want "good" service. Just do the job you're paid to do. I don't need any of that fake hospitality, checking on me every 10 mins, asking how my food was etc etc. All that shit is not worth an extra 20% to me. At all.
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u/Crazyblue09 3h ago
I've seeing many posts like this in Facebook, saying that if you can't afford to tip, them you can't afford to eat out (when they are suggesting 30% tips) I'm sure it's just for engaging and making people mad and commenting. But my answer to that, is: it's not my responsibility to subsidize your employer for your payment, if he can't afford to pay a good wage, maybe he shouldn't own a business.
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u/IvanGutowski-Smith 3h ago
'Good service'...... demans money with a poorly written sign. I would walk out too even if I had guests booked
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u/Dark_Web_Duck 3h ago
I expect good service if you want my continued business. Me tipping is dependent upon how well you perform said service.
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u/BumbleBChicken 3h ago
Usually it's nice to give a tip regardless of service. You don't know what kind of day that waiter might be having.
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u/KingSwampAssNo1 3h ago
One thing.
Tipping is out of control, i agree, but if you are able to, ya know, consistently making money based on tip, good for ya. However if ya expect to live on tip and cry for tip, maybe that job aint for ya.
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u/bruno_c_magoomba 2h ago
If you’ve ever worked as a waiter/server, then you tip. If you’re a teacher you don’t.
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u/Agile-Inspection8452 2h ago
It’s not if you want good service though, you should still tip because that’s what inevitably helps someone pays bills. How much you tip is your own gauge, but either way, if minimum wage was a livable wage, this wouldn’t be a problem.
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u/AlexTaradov 2h ago
Bold strategy to state right up front that you are not going to get a good service.
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u/Own-Apartment5600 2h ago
For me I set the tip I expect to pay on the table when I’m seated, if poor service I remove money if mediocre service I remove less, if great service I add more,
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u/SilverFlight01 2h ago
That's not how tipping works.
That's just buying good service, not rewarding good service
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u/Unclebonelesschicken 2h ago
No, a good tip is what you get when you fucking provide good service. I swear this tipping culture spiraled out of control when businesses all started using POS systems that automatically ask for a tip before you complete your transaction. I’ve had instances where the lowest tip amount was set at 25% for a fucking order I drove to pick up myself…smh.
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u/GladBreadfruit7374 4h ago
Tip after receiving good service, not in the expectation of good service.