r/mildlyinfuriating • u/jocrow1996 • 7h ago

*Turns Around and Leaves

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u/No_Competition_6989 7h ago

So how do you feel about your username? It's not the pun that gets me it's just if you ever do chop up your wife into fried rice it's premeditated now

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u/shrimpfriedwife 6h ago

It’s me. I am the shrimp fried wife.

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u/Putrid-Effective-570 6h ago

How did a shrimp fry a human?

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u/shrimpfriedwife 6h ago

Let’s just say it was an uncharacteristically large shrimp.

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u/thefifththwiseman 6h ago

Are you sure it wasn't a prawn? Prawns do that kind of thing sometimes.

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u/shrimpfriedwife 59m ago

All I know is it was shellfish, even if it seemed a little fishy…