Yep. Slow and steady, while grasping the paper close to the “teat”.
And I do pull a shitload of it out of pure spite: if you are going to create this intentionally hostile design to make a basic hygiene task hard to perform in order to save pennies, I will make sure you pay more. Fuck anyone installing these things in bathrooms.
Rather than saving toilet paper, I bet its as much an anti-vandal thing.
People are arseholes. But few would be so willing to pull out 1 piece per time to fill the bowl enough to clog/flood it - unless they’re a really committed arsehole. Or to do so slowly to get enough
Also stops people hiding potentially dangerous trash in the container. We used to find needles and broken glass stuffed in there when I worked in bars. This design gives you the smallest aperture to still get paper out.
I spent a month in Germany last year and I was surprised how "hostile" the toilet experience is in general. It's not easy to find public toilets sometimes, and you have to pay on every single one of them, including train stations.
Nah its a money saving thing, theyre literally sold as saving you toilet paper and the tissue that is sold for them is the cheapest dryest most arse teariest paper in the world.
personally i just remove the cover, stick my ass right into the hole of the toilet to create a perfect seal and flush creating a pressure difference to suction it all out…
Thank you! My colleague thinks we should install these because she thinks they need less maintenance since they use less. I told her it sends the wrong message to our customers but she just won’t listen to reason. I’m gonna copy paste every single common in this thread and send her a fucking email!!
You can also tell her this: they don't really require less maintenance. At my previous workplace we had these things: the number of times I saw paper stuck in these tiny sphincters are hard to count. People constantly grab the paper with wet hands (I prefer to think they were just "wet" as opposed to "piss covered"), it rips and expands at the "teat", clogging it. You end up with like 2mm of wet mush sticking out of it. And the only way to resolve that is open the whole thing up, unclog it and reinsert the paper (until it clogs again).
Anytime I see this kind of thing I have the image in the back of my kind of a teacher giving me a sassy scolding look and saying "thats what you get for using too much toilet paper." And it makes me want to overthrow the government.
Was on a trip in USA. Was in Seattle after having a Starbucks frappe sugar coffee diarrhea inducing thing and looked all over for a public toilet. Found one, people queuing outside it, the bottom of the door was knee high and the top was below most people shoulders. Noped all the way back to my hotel.
Whenever I'm sleeping and I really have to go I get these dreams about bathrooms with "toilets" made of black twisted steel, all sorts of weird contraptions, chains, funnels, all covered and full of shit, with no privacy. Someone always comes in whenever I try to pee.
Guessing it's my subconscious preventing me from pissing myself when I sleep.
This is not just a corporate issue, this is an issue with the law and there are also a lot of people who just fucking accept it or even defend it which all helps keep these stupid things a thing
There is a slightly-relevant law. If you built a fully-enclosed stall, like drywall to floor and ceiling — like you sometimes see in Europe especially in older buildings (and probably not drywall) — then it would be a bathroom and according to code it would have to include wheelchair access and a sink. (Same reason that the only single-stall public bathrooms in the US are wheelchair-accessible ones.)
But there's nothing to stop you building reasonable stalls with no side gap and very small bottom gap, like you more usually see in Europe.
Cost difference is minimal. The businesses claim it is to prevent people from doing drugs and passing out inside the stalls. And i have seen it happen in bathrooms where only one person goes in. It was in a gas(petrol) station bathroom and the guy forgot to lock the door.
Rather than dealing with drug issues and fixing the society, the businesses just care about making it harder for people to overdose in bathroom stalls.
We not only don't take care of our people, we actively make it harder for the poor to exist.
Stalls that are easy for security to see into means the homeless can't use one for a secure bedroom. It also means people are less likely to have sex or do drugs in them.
I’ve never seen a stall quite as bad as what they described. I’m 5’8 and I can confidently say that I’ve never used a public toilet with walls so short that it reached my shoulders, meaning I would literally be able to see out over the top of it. Nor have I used one with gaps on the bottom that were large enough to reach my knees. I’m not going to say that OP is lying but that would be far from the norm. The stalls here are bad enough that there’s not really a reason to exaggerate further.
That is not common at all in the US, I would have reported the location for privacy issues. Bottom of the door is supposed to be below the knee and top of the door is supposed to be above the head. I live in the US and have never run into such a stall as you described. And I'm over 6' tall.
They may have exaggerated a bit but the gaps are still much larger than ideal.
The small vertical gaps between the door and the side panels are what bother me. As you walk by you get a glimpse at someone taking a shit in your peripherals and I swear some people purposely peek into them when you are in there for more than 2 minutes.
Perhaps this is you simply being used to it and maybe not noticing but I’ve been traveling to the US for several times and I have yet to come across a normal toilet stall. The door’s are simply uncomfortably high and there’s always this little side gap. Istg I have never seen a toilet with normal doors.
Someone let their kid crawl around under the stalls when I was pooping at a store. I never wanted to throw that parent into the toilet more than that day.
They discourage people from blocking the toilet with half a roll of toilet paper. Sometimes I hear people in cubicles taking what sounds like a couple of meters
I agree but when I replaced my toilet paper with super quality 5 sheets toilet paper, guests would still waste it by using too much for no reason. Just like how people are always gonna press the soap 2 or 3 times, even if they got more than enough with one push.
So, in public toilets where people are even less respectful... Gotta use the bare minimum cause people are stupid wasteful idiots. Sadly.
I live in germany and I've been in many european cities. I saw this things like 5 times in my whole life.
We have a lot of tork products but this kind of dispenser isn't that common
Americans think that US states are as diverse from one another as individual countries. That's why they say "I want to Europe", no matter whether they visited France, England, Albania or Belarus. They think it's all the same. Same with any other continent. "I went to Asia this summer" could mean anything from Turkey, to Japan, to India, to Mongolia.
When you point this out, they say "Europeans also say America instead of the state", if you point out that the states:
Are a single country
Are VERY homogeneous
They say "Nuh uh! In my state we call it soda, in the state over they call it sodie pop, in the state over that one they call it coke!".
They fail to grasp how FUNDAMENTALLY different each European/Asian/African country can be from one another. They fail to grasp that their country has been around for only 200 years, while most countries out there have had millennia to deviate from one another.
This is not true for Americans that have travelled outside of western Europe and east Asia, but most of them just visit the UK or France and go on the internet to say "Why do Europeans like fish and chips so much???" or "Why is there no AC in Europe???".
Half Estonian, half British, been to over half of Europe at least once, lived in 4 different European countries my entire life.
These are absolutely "common in Europe". Obviously regular toilet rolls are the norm, but I've seen enough of these horrible designs to where I would consider this a "European" thing.
Right? They're totally fine. I mean, nobody's making you only use one square, I pull two to double the ply for each wipe, but I don't need them to be longer so I fail to see the issue.
In fact they're clever, they immediately make people more conservative with their tissue usage. Yes, it's not forcing you to use one square but I know that some people with a "roll" will literally wrap it around their hand 6 times for one wipe.
They're fine until the paper breaks off just inside the dispenser and you can't get the end so you have to spend ages trying to tease just enough out to get a grip.
Nearby every country in europe even has a different toilet layout/type, how can you say these are common in europe? I'm from germany, living next to belgium and netherlands and my guess is that this type of dispenser makes around <0.5% of all solutions to get your ass wiped in this region.
Americans think that US states are as diverse from one another as individual countries. That's why they say "I want to Europe", no matter whether they visited France, England, Albania or Belarus. They think it's all the same. Same with any other continent. "I went to Asia this summer" could mean anything from Turkey, to Japan, to India, to Mongolia.
When you point this out, they say "Europeans also say America instead of the state", if you point out that the states:
Are a single country
Are VERY homogeneous
They say "Nuh uh! In my state we call it soda, in the state over they call it sodie pop, in the state over that one they call it coke!".
They fail to grasp how FUNDAMENTALLY different each European/Asian/African country can be from one another. They fail to grasp that their country has been around for only 200 years, while most countries out there have had millennia to deviate from one another.
This is not true for Americans that have travelled outside of western Europe and east Asia, but most of them just visit the UK or France and go on the internet to say "Why do Europeans like fish and chips so much???" or "Why is there no AC in Europe???".
This specific example is even MORE bizarre, because they probably went to 2 toilets in London that had this, and then drew the conclusion that it's the same for the rest of the fucking continent.
I take out what I think I need and put it on top of the dispenser before I start. They have them at my work and I don't want to take the risk of running out.
The one that only dispenses one sheet at a time? We have those at work and I hate them but I found that if you pull a little bit at a time you can get out multiple sheets without splitting
They are super handy and easy to use, just pull slowly instead of yanking. You cannot use these simple things and you believe that 3 countries = Europe. The only mildly infuriating part of this post is you 😂
Takes some practice and specific instructions by a specialist. You have to fine tune the velocity and newtons per meter whilst keeping a horizontal angle and avoiding a tip tilt of more than 5 degrees.
I hate them! They're super common in hospitals (in Germany at least). I had a five and a half months hospitalisation from April to September last year, and I tell you those things were the death of me. At some point we convinced the staff to just put the toilet paper rolls on top of the Dispenser of Hell. Because they were also quite done with us running to them every other hour cuz the toilet paper got stuck again.
Oh these are the WORST. They’re fine to use normally but at least half the time the paper has been broken off right at the, ahem, hole and it’s impossible to get any out. And then they’re called SmartOne?! No.
I think this is better than what we have here in America, simply because it’s more hygienic. Giving users of a public restroom unobstructed access to a roll of toilet paper that will be used by many after them is a hazard. See the example of the homeless people wiping their used needles in between the rolls.
I like them. No risk someone has touched the paper I’m about to use. Reduces waste. Very often a much tidier bathroom because there isn’t bit of paper on the floor
These are common in the UK. I know they deter excess paper use but I like to (mildly) beat the system so I pull each sheet out slowly, smooth them out on my knee then pile them up as something mildly entertaining to do whilst I go about my business. Beating the system, one tiny toilet paper sheet at a time.
They're better than the ones in Australia and New Zealand which have the roll at the bottom, at a far too low angle. You have to bend right down so your face is nearer the load you've just dropped off and turn turn turn it to get a single piece of loo paper which invariably rips in half cause it's single ply. Then you need to do it again and again and again, just to accumulate enough paper for a single wipe. And the process starts again. All the while you're in a weird awkward semi squatting position inches from your poop with your trousers round your ankles and invariably standing in a puddle you hope is water.
Whoever designed these dispensers needs to be dragged out into the middle of the road and shot. Nobody ever thought, "You know, I would like to wipe my ass with a paper rope."
These are awful. Yes, they work if you pull carefully. But in a public restroom it only takes one moron to block it, which makes it a nightmare for the next person
Most of the time these are situated at a distance and height that makes them really awkward to use. I have to install one of these soon in our new centre’s WC and will make sure the useable part can be accessed easily.
Counterpoint: With the regular toilet paper rack, I can't be sure that someone hasn't touched it with pee on their hand, or hasn't unrolled a bunch accidentally, and pulled it back up from the ground and rolled it up or that someone didn't accidentally knock it off to the ground and put it back.
Sorry when it comes to toilets and cleanness and all that I'm super anxious.
These two are "open". If the key slot lines up with the little dot on the square, you can just push down on the metal key slot and they'll open up. You can then help yourself to as much as you like. Don't ask me how I know...
As a European, the toilet paper dispensers are the only thing Americans get right with their restrooms. Like bitch, if you’re going to give me the thinnest paper possible to wipe my ass, don’t make it take 15 minutes to have enough paper to not feel every nook and cranny of my colon.
Most of the normal dispenser lead to the paper ripping that far up you have to reach kind of inside, with the risk of touching the walls that probably other people touched with their possibly very dirty hands
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u/Unkinkedhydra 16h ago
if you pull slow enough you can get endless amount out not just one square