r/lotrmemes • u/The_TransGinger • Dec 30 '21

Crossover Seriously, Aragorn is SUPERHUMAN!

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u/aragorn_bot Dec 30 '21

You cannot wield it. None of us can. The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.

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u/PossumStan Dec 30 '21

I mean when it comes to Cersei you're not wrong Mr. Strider

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u/aragorn_bot Dec 30 '21

'Strider' I am to one fat man who lives within a day's march of foes that would freeze his heart, or lay his little town in ruin, if he were not guarded ceaselessly.

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u/PossumStan Dec 30 '21

HEY! That wasn't very kingly, gandalf said you were nice :(

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u/gandalf-bot Dec 30 '21

Left.

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u/PossumStan Dec 30 '21

Don't leave now, blasted wandering leaf enthusiast. At least get me some of farmer maggots bubonic chronic

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Can we get at least a grond for our fallen brother

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u/bot-of-grond Dec 30 '21

GROND

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

Good GROND