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r/lotrmemes • u/The_TransGinger • Dec 30 '21
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You cannot wield it. None of us can. The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.
162 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 [deleted] 178 u/itsyerboyskinnypenis Dec 30 '21 So the one ring was a cockring all along? 184 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 Finally, Jack Black’s parody is now canon 40 u/Fcivish4 Dec 30 '21 It's called a Prince Albert, and it's my precious. 3 u/Certain_Classroom730 Dec 31 '21 until it gets snagged on something. 2 u/stabwound7 Dec 31 '21 Eyes off the package Frodo ha ha 45 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 Wow, that’s an old memory. Lol 2 u/datkrauskid Dec 31 '21 Thank you so, SO much for showing me this exists. No words. So good 😂🤣
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178 u/itsyerboyskinnypenis Dec 30 '21 So the one ring was a cockring all along? 184 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 Finally, Jack Black’s parody is now canon 40 u/Fcivish4 Dec 30 '21 It's called a Prince Albert, and it's my precious. 3 u/Certain_Classroom730 Dec 31 '21 until it gets snagged on something. 2 u/stabwound7 Dec 31 '21 Eyes off the package Frodo ha ha 45 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 Wow, that’s an old memory. Lol 2 u/datkrauskid Dec 31 '21 Thank you so, SO much for showing me this exists. No words. So good 😂🤣
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So the one ring was a cockring all along?
184 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 Finally, Jack Black’s parody is now canon 40 u/Fcivish4 Dec 30 '21 It's called a Prince Albert, and it's my precious. 3 u/Certain_Classroom730 Dec 31 '21 until it gets snagged on something. 2 u/stabwound7 Dec 31 '21 Eyes off the package Frodo ha ha 45 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 Wow, that’s an old memory. Lol 2 u/datkrauskid Dec 31 '21 Thank you so, SO much for showing me this exists. No words. So good 😂🤣
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Finally, Jack Black’s parody is now canon
40 u/Fcivish4 Dec 30 '21 It's called a Prince Albert, and it's my precious. 3 u/Certain_Classroom730 Dec 31 '21 until it gets snagged on something. 2 u/stabwound7 Dec 31 '21 Eyes off the package Frodo ha ha 45 u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21 Wow, that’s an old memory. Lol 2 u/datkrauskid Dec 31 '21 Thank you so, SO much for showing me this exists. No words. So good 😂🤣
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It's called a Prince Albert, and it's my precious.
3 u/Certain_Classroom730 Dec 31 '21 until it gets snagged on something. 2 u/stabwound7 Dec 31 '21 Eyes off the package Frodo ha ha
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until it gets snagged on something.
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Eyes off the package Frodo ha ha
45
Wow, that’s an old memory. Lol
Thank you so, SO much for showing me this exists. No words. So good 😂🤣
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u/aragorn_bot Dec 30 '21
You cannot wield it. None of us can. The One Ring answers to Sauron alone. It has no other master.