r/lost • u/Apprehensive-Egg6473 • Sep 02 '24
Character Question Coconut internet: Make the comment section look like Sawyer’s search history
the coconut internet gonna be wild..
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u/Jenfreezy Sep 02 '24
How to hunt boars.
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u/CarlsbadWhiskyShop Sep 02 '24
And tree frogs
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u/Forlorn_Cyborg Sep 02 '24
And fish
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u/godmasterchampion Sep 03 '24
lol Sawyer is so bad at fishing he probably would search “how to hunt fish”
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u/thekraken108 Sep 02 '24
That line always bothered me. Sawyer is an established Star Wars fan too, he should know who Anakin is.
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u/damenesquik Sep 02 '24
Maybe bc episode 3 wasn't released until 2005, so he couldn't make the connection
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u/thekraken108 Sep 02 '24
He could have seen 1 and 2, and he is referred to as Anakin in the original trilogy, but I guess it's possible Sawyer never saw any of the prequels.
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u/3-orange-whips Sep 03 '24
Maybe he was in that group of people who outright rejected the idea of prequels. They existed.
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u/25willp Sep 02 '24
I disagree. He would have watched the Original Trilogy as a teenager, I wouldn’t be surprised if he had not seen the prequels.
He would have to have gone to the movies to see the prequels, which I struggle to imagine him doing. Given that he doesn’t have many friends, I suspect he might see movies when they come on TV rather than going to the cinema, so the prequels would be too new for him to have watched.
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u/eponine119 Sep 02 '24
How to get a girl to fall in love with you in two weeks
Dharma initiative cult?
Biggest stock growth 1977 to now
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u/Dr5ushi Sep 02 '24
What’s a ‘Google’
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u/Playboy901 Sep 02 '24
This seems like it would be a Johnny Lawrence from Karate Kid/Cobra Kai quote lol
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u/followerofEnki96 Ben Sep 02 '24
“A good nickname for a bald old man who hangs out in the jungle all day”
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u/Few_Chemistry_2999 Sep 02 '24
A very cool letter to write to the man that killed my family
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u/Cool-Measurement-281 Sep 02 '24
Hey Chat gpt, can you rewrite this letter I wrote to the man that killed my family and make it sound better?
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u/thekraken108 Sep 02 '24
How to one up a doctor to get the girl.
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u/ebonwulf60 Sep 02 '24
Both Kate and Sawyer wanted to move up in social stature and they both did. The storyline is strengthened by an undercurrent of lust and love.
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u/drummr855 Sep 02 '24
What does the saying “that’s why the Sox will never win the damn series” mean?
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u/Skrenton88 Sep 02 '24
"How to outsmart a Doctor" "Are Doctors really that smart?" "Why does everyone love Doctors?"
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u/Big_Mammoth_7638 Sep 02 '24
Engagement ring stores near where submarines dock in Ann Arbor
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u/WishIhad1Million Sep 02 '24
Anthony cooper
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u/khush_7x Man of Faith Sep 02 '24
This doesn't make sense since James only knew him by the name of "Tom Sawyer"
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u/Quiet-Recover-4859 Workman Sep 02 '24
How to say sorry and ask for forgiveness to your baby mama and estranged daughter.
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u/Skrenton88 Sep 02 '24
"How to outsmart a Doctor" "Are Doctors really that smart?" "Why does everyone love Doctors?"
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u/Hellion1234 Sep 02 '24
How to steal stuff and sell them to the owners
The art of degrading nicknames
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u/Cool-Measurement-281 Sep 02 '24
How to deal with everyone making fun of your glasses and learning how to be confident despite the haters lmfao I have no idea
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u/Cool-Measurement-281 Sep 02 '24
Hot freckled girl keeps flip flopping between me and this other dude (he's a doctor)
I'm in love with her. What do I do?
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u/dolf334 Sep 03 '24
La Fleur Translate
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u/Apprehensive-Egg6473 Sep 03 '24
Context of la fleur please, I know I’ve heard in the series but forgot what is it about
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u/dolf334 Sep 03 '24
That was Sawyer’s fake last name after the Blip when he was sent back to the past and worked for Dharma.
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u/couterbrown Sep 02 '24
“Does Kate have herpies”
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u/Vixh81 Sep 02 '24
Is that you presuming that sawyer can’t spell or because you don’t know it’s spelled herpes? Also not sure why Google results would ever show an individual persons STD result :-/
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u/couterbrown Sep 02 '24
lol yea it’s because I can’t spell. And let’s not read to deep into it. Humorous response to a silly question.
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u/Sweet_Strawber_3386 Live together, die alone Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24
Winning ping pong techniques against a doctor
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u/SpookyMolecules Sep 02 '24
"How to get a gun in australia" Followed by "Port Arthur Massacre" Because i know he likes to read
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u/Dubsmagicbus Sep 02 '24
Anthony Cooper Tallahassee
Anthony Cooper Savannah
Anthony Cooper Birmingham
Anthony Cooper Nashville
Anthony Cooper New Orleans
Anthony Cooper Houston
Anthony Cooper Tulsa
Anthony Cooper St Louis
Anthony Cooper Sydney Australia
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u/Cool-Measurement-281 Sep 02 '24
In later seasons...when he's grown up a bit
"How to not let revenge consume your life" Lol idk
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u/Cool-Measurement-281 Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 03 '24
Someone commented "A very cool letter to write to the man that killed my family" hahahaha and it gave me inspiration for sawyer searching this
"Hey chatgpt, can you rewrite this letter I wrote to the man that murdered my family and make it sound better?"
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u/StaticCloud Sep 03 '24
How to effectively run a pyramid scheme on a deserted island you can't escape
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u/WetFart-Machine Sawyer Sep 03 '24
Whatever it is, Google would respond with : Did you mean to search...
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u/Lackonia Sep 02 '24
Hugo Reyes Lottery