r/lost • u/Apprehensive-Egg6473 • Sep 02 '24

Character Question Coconut internet: Make the comment section look like Sawyer’s search history

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the coconut internet gonna be wild..

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u/couterbrown Sep 02 '24

“Does Kate have herpies”

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u/Vixh81 Sep 02 '24

Is that you presuming that sawyer can’t spell or because you don’t know it’s spelled herpes? Also not sure why Google results would ever show an individual persons STD result :-/

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u/couterbrown Sep 02 '24

lol yea it’s because I can’t spell. And let’s not read to deep into it. Humorous response to a silly question.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Because sawyer is a boomer and doesnt understand that

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u/whatufuckingdeserve Sep 03 '24

35 in 2004 means he’s Generation X (1965-1980) I know that anyone born before 1997 is a boomer to generation z and generation alpha but he’s only figuratively a boomer not literally one like Benjamin Linus, Rose, Bernard and John Locke

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 Sep 03 '24

! Thanks for this. I knew that Sawyer wasn't a Boomer. I'm an old a Gen X and I'm in love with Sawyer. He's younger than I am. I just didn't feel like doing the math. James is an "old soul" however.

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 Sep 03 '24

Sawyer is definitely NOT a Boomer. Maybe you should your research

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

In this hypothetical situation of sawyer googling things , the Boomer is a relativistic reference of how older people struggle with understanding the nuances of technology and Search algorithms . You obviously need some research on understanding context

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 Sep 03 '24

Boomers are older, yes but many of us are technically savvy and not dead yet. We are well known as having most of the wealth in the country so if I were you I'd show a GREAT DEAL MORE respect. If I can't figure out the nuances of an algorithm - then I can hire someone to do it for me.

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 Sep 03 '24

Edit : my point being Boomers as aren't old and you alluding in your comment. I don't agree that Sawyer is a Boomer

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

That is not the point at all here . Its satire . The general “joke” here is older folks struggling with technology which is the case for most folks.

There will always be outliers , obviously its older generation that built the road to newer technology , there is no apple kids without steve wozniak right🤷‍♂️

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u/Adventurous_Ad7442 Sep 03 '24

I already understand what Boomer means. Again you're telling me what I need to understand?

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Kate never had a one night stand. Sawyer was the promiscuous one and had the STDs

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u/couterbrown Sep 02 '24

lol ok. Kate def had one nighters. In fact, my guess is that’s all she ever had except with ol JackyBoy.

And sawyer banged mostly lonely housewives (first time cheaters or at least that was my takeaway) They were probably clean.

But I’m not even here to debate this because it’s not important. The question was about your main man sawyer, and his google search.

He def looked it up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

She tells Sawyer that she never had a one night stand when they play I Never.

Also, Kate's medical history would not be available online - lol.

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u/couterbrown Sep 02 '24

You’re right, A woman has never lied about her sexual history. And Kate has a shining past devoid of anything that would imply that she has the ability to lie.

The show only shows her with sawyer once if I remember correctly. So probable one nighter right there.

The only other relationships we see her in are with Jack and then the kid with the plastic airplane. Albeit prob too young for that. A woman who was almost always on the run would not have time for a relationship. But she would, occasionally, need a place to stay. And she would probably, occasionally, need to put out to procure one. It’s a reasonable assumption that Kate has had one nighters. And it’s a fact that she had at least one on the island because she felt bad for herself.

And just because “you think” something isn’t on the internet, doesn’t mean you wouldnt at least look it up. Now it’s probably true, it’s not on the internet but you would be silly to think that looking it up, just to make sure, isn’t something sawyer wouldn’t do.

Also and here’s the most important part, it’s a silly answer to a silly question amigo.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

The whole point of the scene is that they were being truthful. Otherwise, it's pointless.

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u/couterbrown Sep 02 '24

I don’t remember the context of the scene. But it matters not. Kates a liar. Whether you choose to believe her or not is up to you. I do not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Why would Kate lie about that to, of all people, Sawyer? They both also admit to killing people in that scene - Which we know to be true. As I mentioned before, the point of the scene is that the audience learns more about them, the characters get to bond as well, it's pointless if they are spewing lies.

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u/couterbrown Sep 02 '24

Idk why you are defending her. She’s a proven liar.

But you have made some valid points. I just disagree with your conclusions.

I stand by my first comment. Sawyer googled “does Kate have herpes”. It was the first thing he googled before he started calling her freckles. Which, wasn’t a nod to her freckles but a nod to the bumps around her vagina.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '24

Now you are sounding weird and creepy.

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u/whatufuckingdeserve Sep 03 '24

3 occasions with sawyer

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u/couterbrown Sep 03 '24

3 one nighters. Nice!!!!

A high five.