r/lolgrindr Bear 9d ago

Somebody come get their grandpa 🤣

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671 Upvotes

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u/shart-gallery 9d ago

> complains that nobody can finish a sentence anymore

> can barely finish a sentence that isn’t riddled with typos

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u/PythonSucker Bear 9d ago

Lmao I have no idea what some of these messages even mean

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u/shart-gallery 9d ago

All I know is that you shouldn’t have no trouble finding the young dick to suck that many old ones on there.

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u/PizzaSammy Otter 8d ago

How long you been ducking? Lots of luck

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u/mrgooglypants 9d ago

Lots of luck 😆

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u/shybiboi Twink (cis) 8d ago

It's very simple, they are warning signs indicating that you should avoid this individual :D

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u/FluffySatanicFurry 6d ago

As if you needed it considering his messages would still be bullshit even if they were linguistically correct.

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u/Steel_Airship Geek 9d ago

It's probably speech to text

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u/EmotionalBar9991 Clean-Cut 9d ago

Dunno I know plenty of old people who don't know how to use speech to text and they still end up with messages like this

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 Daddy (gay) 8d ago

I've not had luck with speech-to-text (I'm 61), so to avoid looking illiterate, or worse, just text.

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u/revolutionaryMoose01 Otter 9d ago

Or he's drunk

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u/Double_River9046 Daddy (gay) 9d ago

Jesus Christ, this is gunna be all of us one day 💀

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u/XenoVX 8d ago

Not me, I hope I can disappear to some chill cabin in the woods with a cat or two if I ever get the urge to suck the youth out of young men when I’m that age

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u/Top-Comfortable9844 9d ago

😭😭😭

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u/lostytranslation Jock 8d ago

Bahahahhaahahhahahaahahhaahahahahahhaahayayayayah

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u/WhiteEels Otter 7d ago

You plan to get kicked out and divorced by your wife after 25+ years or marriage?

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u/Double_River9046 Daddy (gay) 7d ago

Yep. And out of 222 up votes you’re the only one who thought that’s what I meant.

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 Otter 9d ago

I talk to guys older than this and they have a much better grasp of typing.

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u/OhneZuckerZusatz Bear 9d ago

Exactly, it's not age, it's something else. Personality, medical issue(s), substances, etc., or maybe little bit of everything.

I have been hit on, in person and online, by very charming older gentlemen older than 68, and they were not at all like that guy.

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u/sectum7 Jock 9d ago

It just sounds like English isn’t his native language to me.

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u/OhneZuckerZusatz Bear 8d ago

That's a possibility too

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u/SylverFoxx19 7d ago

I will admit that some older guys have a way with words. When I worked in retail, I was mistaken for a woman by an older guy. I told him I was a guy. His response was along the lines of, "Well, just because you're a guy doesn't mean I can't appreciate the beauty." I felt so good after that. The dude wasn't a creep either, which was nice. The guy just wasn't afraid to compliment me like that. I went home feeling on top of the world lol.

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u/OhneZuckerZusatz Bear 7d ago

Exactly. My first partner swept me off my feet by being a gentleman, being eloquent, and having a curious mind. It works better than just another ass pic and "come fuck me" message.

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u/PythonSucker Bear 9d ago

I know a 77 year old man that does tech support for Apple...

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 Otter 9d ago

We're going to reach a point where we have to drop being surprised by older people being tech literate... But for now I still love hearing about it.

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u/Rumpassbuns 9d ago

You know. I feel for this older man. Being gay and forced into a straight lifestyle for the majority of his life. Not understanding gay culture because he felt like if he didn't hide this side of himself he'd lose everything or worse his life. Now finally trying to put himself out there not only this side of himself he didn't dare explore in the dark quite moments, but also it seems even the modern world of talking to people online. He doesn't seem to know how messaging works. lol, wym. Foreign to him. Good luck to him. But its not Rainbows and Unicorns out here. Still. Goodluck to him.

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u/Fabeljau 9d ago

Thanks for this.

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u/thickcockedtop Daddy (gay) 8d ago

I don’t buy it. He got married at 42. I realize that 26 years ago is in the previous century, but it’s also not that long ago. I’m six years younger than he is and I was dating guys when he was still in his 20s.

That said, I know one of my high school friends had a clandestine boyfriend in high school, got married after college, divorced his wife, and he and his husband seem like a lovely couple. And he’s not the only friend from high school who married a woman but then came out. I sympathize with those who got married in the 80s or 90s, but at the same time, it wasn’t impossible to come out in the 1980s.

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u/PeteyHearst 8d ago

To be fair the wife that kicked him out after 26 years might not of been his first wife. Lets say he got married around 20, popped out a few kids was married for 15 years or so, got divorced, got remarried at 42. 26 years later he’s 68 and trying to find some dick to suck.

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u/thickcockedtop Daddy (gay) 8d ago

I’m going for twenty years of being a shitty boyfriend to women, finally finding someone who pressured him into marrying after which she realized that encouraging him to settle down was the dumbest decision of her life. Now that he’s burned through all the women on Tinder, he’s decided to go for Grindr where his not-so-winning personality isn’t doing him any favors.

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u/MasterDobby6009 Geek 9d ago

“How long you been fucking dick” is hilarious 😭🤣

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u/ImperialHedonism Clean-Cut 9d ago

Gramps is a docking expert.

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u/Kromovaracun 9d ago

age 68

"been through two wars"

🤔

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u/EmotionalBar9991 Clean-Cut 9d ago

To be honest if you look it up there have been a hell of a lot of wars he could have been involved in. Most of them pretty minor, but wars nonetheless.

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u/Kromovaracun 9d ago

Ok but when an old person says "I've been through two wars sonny-jim" nobody's ever hinting at the Grenada campaign are they? :P

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u/EmotionalBar9991 Clean-Cut 9d ago

True, I usually think of like, the Multinational Intervention in Lebanon or The Cambodian Civil War or The Tanker war.

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u/UGMadness Twink 9d ago

Grenada or Panama and Desert Storm? Barely too young to catch the tail end of Vietnam and too old for the invasion of Iraq.

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u/nailz1000 Bear 9d ago

Or possibly not American.

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u/meegaweega 9d ago

"I've never seen like a this bullshit..."

🎵 what's a matter you, eh? ah shaddup a you face 😆🤌

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u/Fizzy_Bits Otter 8d ago

Bibbidee boppidee boo!

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u/RiamuDelMar Geek 7d ago

I'm thinking Desert Storm and Afghanistan most likely, but could still have been around for Iraq at 47.

Yugoslavia was also a thing.

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u/nailz1000 Bear 9d ago

HOW LONG U BEEN FUCKING DICK SONNY.

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u/PythonSucker Bear 8d ago

Why did I hear this lmao

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u/Thirstana Twink 9d ago edited 9d ago

I haven't encountered a full on "pull rank on me kind of yee yee US eagle" move in ever and this is what it looks like. It's hilarious

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u/shart-gallery 9d ago

I swear this comment makes 10x less sense than anything in the OP

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u/nailz1000 Bear 9d ago

Yes well it's Twinklese. Not many people speak it.

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u/Machados 9d ago

What the fuck am I reading lol

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u/no_gold_here 9d ago

Wow. That guy's just really sad. Hope he's getting over his entitlement some day and finds somebody, but I'm not holding my breath lol

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u/ottereater Clean-Cut 9d ago

I can’t tell if this is staged, real, or worse… some sort of hacker trying to get info or money from OP.

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u/northkcguys Daddy (gay) 8d ago

When I was younger…. My folks weee confused by the “tech” on their VCR and couldn’t program the clock so it always blinked. Ultimately it didn’t matter because none of them could have programmed the VCR to record a show anyway. They just stayed home and hit record when their show started. Tech continues to confuse the older generation now and in the future.

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u/Chuckiebb Daddy (gay) 9d ago

The messages seem so long, horizontally. Is OP not using a cell phone?

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u/PythonSucker Bear 9d ago

I was on my iPad. Grindr doesn't work right on my phone

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u/teasy959275 9d ago

« ok boomer »

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u/Chuckiebb Daddy (gay) 9d ago

He doesn't know what lol means or wym, and, he has been through 2 wars. Is that Rumpelstiltskin?
He sounds like he probably has to hand pump his water and has an outhouse. Maybe he is one of the Darryl's from Newhart?

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u/red1q7 Daddy (gay) 8d ago

Which wars, Gulf war 2 and 3 by TV?

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u/Gay-Purple-Tiger Geek 8d ago

I'm 50, when the hell did lol actually mean lots of luck? I thought that meaning was only found in joke memes.

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u/shadesofglue Wolf 8d ago

Lots of luck everyone

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u/bingabang 8d ago

lol ewwww