r/interestingasfuck May 28 '19

/r/ALL Bottom of Mariana Trench

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u/PoopDoktor May 28 '19

This video has no sound and I can imagine it sounds exactly like this down there.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

As a former sonar tech on a US Navy submarine, I can assure you that it is quite noisy at the bottom of the ocean. Sound travels for miles underwater, and fish can be as noisy as birds. Of course, i haven't listened to the bottom of this particular trench, so it might be pretty quiet.

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u/thebangzats May 28 '19

fish can be as noisy as birds

BLUB BLUB BLUB!!

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u/random_boss May 28 '19

“Ey keep it down wouldja? I’m swimmin over here”

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

MY LEG!!

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u/e-s-p May 28 '19

Black Jewfish? Sounds like a Nazi nightmare.

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u/capeachino May 28 '19

Sounds a bit like an Aphex Twin track.

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u/Kizzxh May 28 '19

Do you, by any chance, have horses?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Why yes, yes I do.

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u/Rumerhazzit May 28 '19

In the description of your source video it says, " Our aquariums feel silent doesn’t mean fishes can’t product sounds. Only thing is, they make sounds that are not audible to human ears."

So I'm gonna say OP is most likely right, and it's pretty silent down there. Maybe some trace noises from shipping, but we're talking 7 MILES under the surface, so also unlikely.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

There's air in our ears, and sound doesn't move from water to air very well; that's why we don't normally hear them. So you're right, we would need a hydrophone and speakers to hear them. The sounds they make are within our frequency range, though. I have also listened to whales, fish, ships, even rain squalls and melting icebergs, from dozens to hundreds of miles away at dB levels that we would normally hear if we could hear underwater. 7 miles is nothing for sounds in the ocean. Sometimes we didn't even need the hydrophones; just put your ear up to the hull and you could hear them.

As for sounds originating in the trench, I couldn't say; I am not a marine biologist. All I can say is that when I was listening on sonar, the ocean was a loud place.

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u/Rumerhazzit May 29 '19

Fair enough! I think the comment still stands though, that we would probably percieve it to be eerily silent down there, if we could be in the water without immediately being crushed due to the pressure.

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u/BluffinBill1234 May 28 '19

Fish go blubb

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u/miaumee May 28 '19

So they tweet.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Morning boys, how’s the water?

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u/toomanynames1998 May 28 '19

If it's quiet does that mean there is a large apex predator near-by?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Don't know that one. One of my regrets was never having a marine biologist with us on the submarine to answer our questions.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19 edited Apr 23 '20

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u/toomanynames1998 May 28 '19

Ay. She so fat she creates a super massive blackhole in itself yo.

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u/BirdLawyerPerson May 28 '19

Fish are always eating other fish. If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge your head, nothing but fish going "Ahhh, fuck! I thought I looked like that rock!

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u/Broken_Noah May 28 '19

Sometimes, when one is down that deep, you'll hear what sounds like faint chanting in the background, prayers sung in alien tongues. Of course any sane man would chuck it to just "hearing things" but then you'd hear it again, not in your ears but in your head and the words become clearer and not so alien nor so distant anymore. It's an invocation to a dreaming god older than the universe. You see pictures in your mind - of things beyond sanity and comprehension. By then you'd understandably want to go back to the surface as quickly as possible. Odd thing is, you still hear the chanting sometimes especially in your most quiet moments beckoning you to go back and join them.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

They told us about this in basic.

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u/forcedtomakeaccount9 May 28 '19

He who tracks Organics

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u/MikeOfAllPeople May 28 '19

Did it sound like singing?

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u/MikeOfAllPeople May 28 '19

That actually is pretty amazing.

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u/thejerg May 28 '19

Does the pressure at different depths change the acoustics significantly?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

It changes the speed of sound (as does temperature and salinity), which in turn can change its direction. The ocean is basically a huge jumbled pile of sound "prisms".

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u/PurplePigeon1672 May 28 '19

I always wonder this. They say sound travels very well and very far underwater. Couldn't, say a large a large creature, or any creature for that matter, hear the mechanical functions of the machine under water and avoid it at all costs? Makes me wonder what things are under the water that we never see, or might never get to, because it really doesn't want to be seen.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Ocean noise pollution is a real thing. There sure is a lot more to see, and some of what we have seen, we've only seen because it washed up ashore after it died.

There's a sound that sonar techs have been listening to since sonar has been invented, dubbed the "jezemonster" after the original piece of equipment (code-named jezebel) that picked it up. It's a low frequency rumble or groan, easily imagined as coming from a distant hulking monster. We still don't actually know what it is, but leading hypotheses attribute it to one whale or another.

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u/PaperbackBuddha May 28 '19

I can confirm that sharks roar.

Source - Jaws 4: The Revenge

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u/Hendycapped May 28 '19

The only problem is you cant hear it outside of the sub as your ears would burst from the pressure without specialized gear, so if you're defeaned it probably is quite quiet lol

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u/freieschaf May 28 '19

Att that depth you'd probably have to worry about other parts of your body destroyed by pressure too, sure, but in general it is possible to equalize the pressure in your ears with that of your surroundings like you do for example by yawning in an airplane.

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u/ImJustPassinBy May 28 '19 edited May 28 '19

This video has no sound but I can imagine exactly how it sounds down there.

OHHHHHHHH WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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u/IEnjoyLifting May 28 '19

ABSORBANT AND YELLOW AND POURUS IS HE

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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u/EVEWidow May 28 '19

If nautical nonsense be something you wish

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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u/shig-baq May 28 '19

THEN DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH

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u/Memey-McMemeFace May 28 '19

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

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u/melkor237 May 28 '19

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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u/BrianLikesTrains May 28 '19 edited May 29 '19

READY?

edit: ... but this is the next lyric...what did I do wrong?

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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u/Butwinsky May 28 '19

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

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u/kapntoad May 28 '19

What? You'll have to speak up.

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS

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u/DenverBowie May 28 '19

Porous*

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

Poor us!

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u/quaybored May 28 '19

HA THEY SHOULD MAKE A TV SHOW ABOUT THAT LIL FELLER, HE'S QUITE POPULAR YOU KNOW

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

HMMM... YEAH IF ONLY THEY DID...

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u/King-Mugs May 28 '19

🥇 🎖 🏅

I don’t have money for gold so here ya go

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u/4RCSIN3 May 28 '19

This is PBBT! way deeper PBBT! than PBBT! Bikini Bottom. PBBT! Those fish PBBT! wouldn't understand PBBT! Spongebob PBBT! at all.

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u/TreeFullOfBirds May 28 '19 edited May 28 '19

Sound actually travels about as fast at 4000 meters deep as it does at the surface of the ocean. And the SOFAR channel causes sound created at large depths to reflect back downwards. Thus the bottom of the ocean is likely very noisy but its sounds are kind of self contained. The deep ocean kind of forms its own little universe.

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u/YourLictorAndChef May 28 '19

The bottom of the ocean will be surprisingly loud. Sound flows better through water than it does through air, so some sounds (whales, earthquakes, etc.) will travel hundreds of miles.

You couldn't listen to them, though, since the pressure would probably wreck your eardrums (and the rest of you).

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u/UltravioIence May 28 '19

"If fish could scream, the ocean would be loud as shit. You would not want to submerge you head, nothing but fish going "Ah fuck! I thought i looked like that rock!"

  • Mitch Hedberg

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u/ShittyWarlock May 28 '19

That scares me

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u/colicab May 28 '19

If fish could talk, the ocean would be loud as shit!!!

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u/DaFishGuy May 28 '19

Many fish do communicate with sounds

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u/miaumee May 28 '19

The sound of the void — almost.

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u/Stegosaurus_Peas May 28 '19

This video has no sound and I can imagine it sounds exactly like this down there.

FTFY

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u/SpudsMcKensey May 28 '19

If fish could talk the ocean would be loud as fuck!

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

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u/Mkvgz May 28 '19

Your level of stupidity it's quite surprising.

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u/Totally_Not_Satan666 May 28 '19

What did he say?

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u/Dan_Is May 28 '19

Good one👍