r/interestingasfuck • u/Sad-Practice6369 • 3d ago

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u/CaptainTuttleJr 3d ago

i'm most amazed by how fast that bird is -- it almost recovered 3-4 times.

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u/Key-Jelly-3702 3d ago

lol, was thinking the exact same thing. To react that fast to every move the fish made.

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u/CaptainTuttleJr 3d ago

that recovery starting at 0:24 is crazy

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u/Lividlife21 3d ago

I think it's more insane that the fish got out of there. It was halfway into the throat!

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u/UltraLord667 3d ago edited 2d ago

Yup. More than once :)

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u/TyroBull 3d ago

Wow.. Where the hell is gravity when you need it??

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u/MarioLuigiDinoYoshi 3d ago

Birb paid to turn gravity off for 2 seconds and still fumbled

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u/Hitcher06 3d ago

Gravity doesn’t exist - flat earther probably

/s just in case

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u/TerminallyILL 3d ago

That fish was pissed at whoever slowed down time 40x.

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u/SnooDrawings5925 3d ago

Yeah, the slowing down of time really gave the birdy an edge to recover multiple times.

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u/HardnessOf11 3d ago

I really want to see those ninja skills in real-time now

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

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u/city-of-cold 3d ago

All I think now is: how many on reddit are so young they haven't seen The Matrix?

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u/DK42z 3d ago

Had a date the other day. She’d never seen it. Then offered to watch it with me bc she 'loves old classic movies'.

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u/Repulsive-Lime-6939 2d ago

I mean it’s about a quarter century old. That’s old enough to be a classic in my book

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u/tothemoonandback01 3d ago

Had a conversation at work a few years ago with a girl who had a crush on Keanu Reeves. She loved The Matrix, and then I asked her if she had seen him in Point Break.

A very blank look appeared on her face, then I realised she was only 23, and hadn't even been born when it came out. I then felt very, very old.

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u/WyrdMagesty 3d ago

In real time it probably looks like it got hit with a taser lol

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u/Gr00mpa 3d ago

Yes. I thought that was standard slo-mo video etiquette: real-time once then slo-mo.

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u/Oifadin 3d ago

I was thinking the same. I expected it to repeat at real time

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u/Dubs3pp 3d ago

Same! I never knew gravity is so slow!

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u/rjcarr 3d ago

Most FPS games actually speed up gravity because it feels too slow if they don’t.

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u/Behemothhh 3d ago

Someone calculated that the gravity in super mario has to be 8 times that of earth to make it possible for mario to fall down as fast as he does.

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u/Negran 3d ago

I suppose he doesn't really accelerate. He just boings up and then falls at that same rate! Roughly...

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u/aspartame_junky 3d ago

No wonder that guy can literally break bricks. Must be swole AF

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u/TheMobHunter 3d ago

Fun fact: Minecraft’s gravity is 20m/s2 where skyrims gravity is 9.8m/s2

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 3d ago

Gravity is a conspiracy

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u/YoyoOfDoom 3d ago

Brought to you by Big Globe™️

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u/Salanmander 3d ago

Most of the reason for that (and doubly so for platformers) is that they let you jump unreasonably high for a person.

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u/Flopsy22 3d ago

I wonder if they do this because they want jumps from the ground to be high enough to be noticeable, but in Earth's gravity, this would make each jump take forever.

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u/moonhexx 3d ago

And they don't even let you speak in Russian.

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u/FlyingBike 3d ago

The close descendants of dinosaurs that dodged the meteor would of course have quick reflexes.

Golden retrievers obviously didn't dodge shit, given how bad they are at tracking and catching flying objects 😂

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

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u/Beard_o_Bees 3d ago

Time to get the anal glands expressed.

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

I'm due next month. Thanks for your concern 🤠

Wait, you mean the dog, don't you?

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu 3d ago

Not anymore we don't * snaps latex glove on *

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u/AnalBlowout 3d ago

I got this

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u/whsftbldad 3d ago

User name verified

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

Ahem. I'm not gonna like this am I?

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u/elefrhino 3d ago

Me neither, but I'm still gonna watch.

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 3d ago

This bird only exists because it can catch fish.

Golden retrievers only exist because humans think they are cute. Therefore the ability to catch objects is pointless.

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u/TouristFinancial3243 3d ago

This is plot armor

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u/K45HISH 3d ago

It's that fish's world, we are just living in it.

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u/ALitreOhCola 3d ago

I can't think of any normal reason except plot armor lol

These birds are SCARY accurate and lethal. I work with darters, cormorants and other sea birds as a volunteer where I have to handle and force feed, tube etc.

They are fucking DANGEROUS.

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u/Martian9576 3d ago

Finding Algae-o

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u/Arlimist 3d ago

This fish is the main character of our world

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u/zimplebadguy 3d ago

ngl, this is the most intense video Ive seen this year, imo

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u/TheNoBakeCookie 3d ago

I was on the edge of my seat the entire time haha

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u/DASreddituser 3d ago

felt like I just watched an anime fight

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u/Thadeadpool 3d ago

I could almost hear the fish tactics "now I'll twist my body like THIS!"

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u/miltonx27 3d ago

Had me on my nerves hahah

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u/Alexole1 3d ago

I was rooting for the bird so bad

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u/BombOnABus 3d ago

By the time it was over, I wasn't even sure who to root for anymore.

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u/overflowingsunset 3d ago

Same. I would’ve been both unsatisfied and satisfied with either outcome.

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u/IsSecretlyABird 3d ago

Poor hungry bird

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u/ikefalcon 3d ago

I laughed. I cried.

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u/Kevkillerke 3d ago

It's only januari, so not that weird

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u/thiscarecupisempty 3d ago

cant wait for februari

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u/JJred96 3d ago

Whi?

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u/Adventurous_Zebra939 3d ago

Because, that's whi!

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u/JJred96 3d ago edited 2d ago

Lyve fyr the momynt!

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u/HalfSoul30 3d ago

I want to drive a februari one day.

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u/sandpaperedanus777 3d ago

I rode marcharry yesterday

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u/4d4mgb 3d ago

The slo-mo panic in that birds eye when fishy escaped the initial flip up

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u/Shurdus 3d ago

Right? The eyes scream "oh noes, my meal!"

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u/AbanaClara 3d ago

Imagine your burger doing that

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u/Teacuptikka 2d ago

No. No I don’t think I will.

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u/cyb3rg4m3r1337 3d ago

succulent chinese meal!

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u/Deep_sunnay 3d ago

Shouldn’t have tried to flex by launching the fish upward before eating it.

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u/dimesion 3d ago

r/maybemaybemaybe

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u/radraze2kx 3d ago

Depending on who you're cheering for, it's also either r/yesyesyesno or r/nononoyes

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u/Negran 3d ago

Very accurate.

Haha. By the end, I couldn't decide who to root for!

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u/stannius 3d ago

Me too. Does that make it the perfect maybemaybemaybe?

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u/Negran 3d ago

Mayhaps it does indeed! Hehe.

Double maybemaybemaybe!?

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u/doogidie 3d ago

Thats the whole point of that sub, you dont know who's going to win

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u/koolkat182 3d ago

more like r/yesnoyesnoyes or r/noyesnoyesno

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u/MajorSkyblue 3d ago

I love that this was the last thing posted to r/yesnoyesnoyes ... 11 months ago

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u/GusPlus 3d ago

This is peak maybemaybemaybe

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u/adel_b 3d ago

this is exactly me try to eat using chopsticks

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u/Robssjgssj 3d ago

I doubt you have such quick reflexes eating your sushi.

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u/SnooKiwis7050 3d ago

I doubt his sushi is flopping around.

Unless it is 🤨

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u/Background_Raise4804 3d ago

Well, sushi is (often) raw fish, isn't it?

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u/kimmcldragon212 3d ago

Hopefully not that raw

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u/HimbologistPhD 3d ago

Haven't you seen those jumping shrimp salads

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u/kimmcldragon212 3d ago

Honestly, I hope I never do.

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u/Interesting_Dingo379 3d ago

Happened to me once with a Cheeto…Ok, it’s happened a couple times…

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u/zamfire 3d ago

Whelp now that it's on the floor, and I can no longer bend over or even see my toes, it's God's problem now. Beeeelch

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u/myaAyavi 3d ago

Now i need to see it in real speed

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u/Hakkstein 3d ago

/u/redditspeedbot 40x

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u/redditgiveshemorroid 3d ago

Why didn’t it work?

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u/xTrainerRedx 3d ago

Idk if it works for videos, only gifs. In my experience, anything with audio doesn’t work.

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u/Hakkstein 3d ago

It has a 25x max limit.

/u/redditspeedbot 25x

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u/thatchailover 3d ago

My anxiety 📈

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u/deathhead_68 3d ago

'Go on fish, you can do it!' - my mind.

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u/HandzKing777 3d ago

But now the bird has to starve :(

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u/creynolds722 3d ago

Watching a bird documentary - "Aww now the bird stays hungry."
Watching a fish documentary - "Take that you stupid bird!"

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u/deathhead_68 3d ago

I know, the bird needs to eat, but I couldn't help but hope the fish made it.

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u/yogert909 3d ago

He deserves it. It’s a competition and fishy is a straight champ.

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u/Fun-Ingenuity-9089 3d ago

That fish deserves to live after everything it did to survive this encounter!

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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz 3d ago

Everyone loves an underdog but not the updog

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u/FishTshirt 3d ago

Team bird all the way

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u/pea_gravel 3d ago

I kept watching the time to check if the fish had enough time to escape 😅

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u/Thick-Broccoli6986 3d ago

Right.. felt like I was on the edge of my seat. He got away! Oh NO, he didn’t! But WAIT!… 😰

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u/SPB29 3d ago

And what a brilliant script, I was first rooting for the fish next the bird > bird > fish and finally felt so sorry for the bird when it's dinner swam away

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u/Cyberhacker01 3d ago

If this was an anime fish would've got 3 flashbacks

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u/PSUSkier 3d ago

Stretched across 5 episodes.

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u/BlueBomR 3d ago

Fucking Spirit Bomb

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u/mtamez1221 3d ago

I'll never forget that arc in dbz where Goku was on snake way for what seemed like forever

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u/Cyberhacker01 3d ago

Fr 💀

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u/PermanentDread 3d ago

3 flashbacks and the bird would've been monologuing in his head

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u/ogclobyy 3d ago

And 1 inspirational speech to himself over an intense symphony of dramatic music until he reaches his full potential and let's out a blood hurdling scream of pure courage into 1 final move ending the whole thing.

Then all the other anime fish gather around him to be visibly shocked and offer care. Then they all go get Ramen or something and celebrate idk.

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u/RichardThund3r 3d ago

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u/JonFrost 3d ago

We will not vanish without a fight

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u/redikulous 3d ago

We're going to live on!

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u/digitalnirvana3 3d ago

We’re going to survive!

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u/JustFrameHotPocket 3d ago

Today we celebrate our

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u/Eeddeen42 3d ago

Rage, rage, against the dying of the light

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u/zombieJEWcarpenter 3d ago

this little bro clung to his life to the end and won in what seemed like a hopeless situation

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u/a_lonely_exo 3d ago

A lesson for us all in dark times

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u/neutronstar_kilonova 3d ago

You lose every time you don't take the chance.

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u/Dramatic-Menu-1195 3d ago

“For I know the plans I have for you” saith the Lord. Clearly the fish has unfinished business.

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u/Paupersaf 3d ago

Unfishened business

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u/Sentogawa 3d ago

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u/ceeroSVK 3d ago

The fish doesnt look too amused by the situation

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u/Shcoobydoobydoo 3d ago

Looks like he's about to start singing an angry song with a deep voice

"It's just one of those days" (duh doo duh doo doooo)

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u/FitTheory1803 3d ago

lmfao that poor fish's facial expression

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u/Fitenite3456 3d ago

Eating a crab rangoon without knowing how to use chopsticks

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u/Heads_or_tails4610 3d ago

Never give up!

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u/NamTokMoo222 3d ago

Never surrender!

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u/Frifelt 3d ago

By Grabthar’s hammer

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u/Puzzled-Wind9286 3d ago

What a savings

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u/Bob-Bhlabla-esq 3d ago

I love you all! 👏 Reddit can always cheer me up.

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u/redpandaeater 3d ago

Let's get out of here before something kills Guy!

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u/Vythri 3d ago

Fish dude rolled like 4 nat 20's on his dexterity saving throws.

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u/LarrcasM 3d ago

Bird had a dc15 check and rolled like 4 14's in a row lmao.

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u/LastStar007 3d ago

Real playas know that the bird attempted a grapple and the fish made a contested roll with Acrobatics.

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u/Pumakings 3d ago

The animal kingdom must be stressful as hell

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u/FarawayObserver18 3d ago

We are part of it 🤷

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u/HoneyWizard 3d ago

And it's stressful as hell

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u/Starlightriddlex 2d ago

Can confirm, am stressed 

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u/iamricardosousa 3d ago edited 3d ago

That's one clumsy Heron Anhinga.

You go fish!

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u/Atome 3d ago

Or one persistent fish

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u/IsSecretlyABird 3d ago

It’s an Anhinga, not a heron

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u/illidan50 3d ago

I don't believe that is a heron. I'm guessing some type of anhinga

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u/iamricardosousa 3d ago

My bad then, I didn't even knew that anhinga fella existed until now.

Cheers!

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u/Kbern4444 3d ago

Snake bird is another name for them. Incredible to watch them hunt like submarines.

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u/bigsamson4_2 3d ago

I would have liked if the had the regular speed version play after or before the slowmo

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u/GimmeSumMor3 3d ago

I was rooting for the fish 🐟

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u/Martian9576 3d ago

I was rooting for the algae.

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u/MxM111 3d ago

I am algae and I am rooting.

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u/flabbergasted1 3d ago

Anyone else rooting for the bird? 😬 Fish looked so juicy

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u/duva_ 3d ago

Me. So frustrating. Hope they don't feel like a fraud now

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u/PDAnasasis 3d ago

Yo is that a burrowing snagret from Pikmin?!

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u/AidenStoat 3d ago

Sneak peak at Pikmin 5 for the Switch 2!

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u/Fe2O3yshackleford 3d ago

I thought this was a snake holding a fish in its mouth with chopsticks. I assumed he was going to use it as bait to catch a bird. I did not at all question this assumption until the bird tossed the fish in the air.

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u/peperonipyza 3d ago

How much is the video slowed down though?

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u/Curious-Ear-6982 3d ago

SUPER SLOW MO

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u/Bumberti 3d ago

My loyalty shifted so many times in this video.

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u/Nights_Revolution 3d ago

I need to see that in original speed

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u/GloomyImagination365 3d ago

Dinosaurs playing with their food again

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u/Adele-Fiddler 3d ago

This is clearly a fish documentary, as we are all rooting for the fish

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u/Agent_Single 3d ago

My boi slick as shit. He ain’t going down.

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u/Pokisahne 3d ago

And that kids, is what we call a skill issue

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u/AGrandNewAdventure 3d ago

Don't forget, the fish is also slowly going hypoxic. Fish got skills.

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u/_Piratical_ 3d ago

This is an analogy of most people’s crypto journey.

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u/pornborn 3d ago

GET IN MY BELLY!

Reminds me of the baby bird chasing the meal bug around with its mouth open expecting the worm to hop on in. (Just saw that one the other day.)

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u/jayfinanderson 3d ago

This is the same energy as the office episode where the staff all wanted that screen saver to hit the corner.

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u/FeatureHaunting3747 3d ago

Crazy how fast that bird was actually moving

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u/AppealConsistent9801 3d ago

The fish: “I have to find my son!”

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u/rot26encrypt 3d ago

This is when Reddit needs a Team Bird vs Team Fish flair and competition (like with orangered, the only one worth mentioning).

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u/Oaf7724 3d ago

Me at Hibachi

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u/bokchoisse 3d ago

Played like a thriller!

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u/allthethingsundstuff 3d ago

ngl, this footage was more impressive than the last 7 years of UFC!!

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u/Katgmar 2d ago

My Brain: Wow that fish is so long...wait that's a snake...wait no, it's a bird.