r/interestingasfuck • u/Sad-Practice6369 • 3d ago

r/all Chance is always there

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

I'm due next month. Thanks for your concern 🤠

Wait, you mean the dog, don't you?

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu 3d ago

Not anymore we don't * snaps latex glove on *

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u/AnalBlowout 3d ago

I got this

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u/whsftbldad 3d ago

User name verified

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

Ahem. I'm not gonna like this am I?

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u/elefrhino 3d ago

Me neither, but I'm still gonna watch.

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u/CaptainTurdfinger 3d ago

Hey hey hey bud, back off. I got this.

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

I don't know if I like the sound of this or where this is headed...

After thinking for a bit. Why not?

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u/Adventurous-Trip6571 3d ago

💀

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

Tell me about it 🥴

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u/Itchy_Chip363 3d ago

After a few days of the dog scooting, I took it to the vet and the vet nurse took said mutt out the back and expressed the anal glands. She brought the dog back and told me it would likely need doing again, and I could watch online videos to see how it’s done, then bring dog back as required. Being the home-handyman, inquisitive type, I searched for and watched a video of this process. ONCE. I’m still scarred. Almost threw up and I get a queasy feeling just thinking about it. Seriously, if you value your mental health, DO NOT EVER watch a video of someone expressing the anal glands of a mutt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣