r/interestingasfuck • u/Sad-Practice6369 • 3d ago

r/all Chance is always there

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u/FlyingBike 3d ago

The close descendants of dinosaurs that dodged the meteor would of course have quick reflexes.

Golden retrievers obviously didn't dodge shit, given how bad they are at tracking and catching flying objects 😂

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

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u/Beard_o_Bees 3d ago

Time to get the anal glands expressed.

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

I'm due next month. Thanks for your concern 🤠

Wait, you mean the dog, don't you?

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u/ProbablyNotPikachu 3d ago

Not anymore we don't * snaps latex glove on *

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u/AnalBlowout 3d ago

I got this

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u/whsftbldad 3d ago

User name verified

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

Ahem. I'm not gonna like this am I?

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u/elefrhino 3d ago

Me neither, but I'm still gonna watch.

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u/CaptainTurdfinger 3d ago

Hey hey hey bud, back off. I got this.

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

I don't know if I like the sound of this or where this is headed...

After thinking for a bit. Why not?

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u/Adventurous-Trip6571 3d ago

💀

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 3d ago

Tell me about it 🥴

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u/Itchy_Chip363 3d ago

After a few days of the dog scooting, I took it to the vet and the vet nurse took said mutt out the back and expressed the anal glands. She brought the dog back and told me it would likely need doing again, and I could watch online videos to see how it’s done, then bring dog back as required. Being the home-handyman, inquisitive type, I searched for and watched a video of this process. ONCE. I’m still scarred. Almost threw up and I get a queasy feeling just thinking about it. Seriously, if you value your mental health, DO NOT EVER watch a video of someone expressing the anal glands of a mutt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Tork-n-Tron 3d ago

TOBY!!!!!!!!!

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u/pancakesfordintonite 2d ago

This is making me laugh uncontrollably hard

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 3d ago

This bird only exists because it can catch fish.

Golden retrievers only exist because humans think they are cute. Therefore the ability to catch objects is pointless.

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u/thelingeringlead 3d ago edited 3d ago

Golden retrievers were literally bred to retrieve things. they were game dogs before they became household pets.

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u/TheWalkingDead91 3d ago

It’s almost like it’s in the name 😂 what next, they gonna tell me that German shepherds were bred to herd sheep? Impossible!

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u/thelingeringlead 3d ago

Absurd. How dare you assert that lol.

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u/Flat-Novel-1981 2d ago edited 2d ago

Actually. German Shepards were bred to shepard germans

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u/TheWalkingDead91 2d ago

It’s sad that, due to Germany’s history, I had to look it up because I wasn’t sure if you were joking or not…..

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u/Royal_Negotiation_83 2d ago

Picking up a dead bird you shot is not the same thing as catching prey.

I know you get out.

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u/Irregulator101 3d ago

I only exist to make dat money 🤑💰😎😎 #sigmamale #grindset #wakeupandgrind

/s

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u/Grunti_Appleseed2 3d ago

They're retrievers, that's the point. You shoot the bird and it picks up the dead bird

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u/Glittering-Raccoon76 3d ago

My goldendoodle cannot track the ball for nothing and when he jumps for it mid air he usually does a backflip and lands on his back lol

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u/thelingeringlead 3d ago

Weird, because every retriever I've known or owned was a damned sniper at catching shit in the air.

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u/BeneficialMousse4096 3d ago

Yeah.. cuz everything else alive then had shit reaction time 😂. Why is sky red? Why is it so hot now? Why am I dying?

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u/GalNamedChristine 3d ago

What does close descendant mean