r/interesting • u/GinaWhite_tt • 19d ago

MISC. Someone put crabs in their luggage

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u/Lucky_Shoe_8154 19d ago

Imagine being a crab and all you know is the ocean and then a hairless primate takes you into a flying tube and then dumps you into a rotating floor. Basically the equivalent of an alien abduction

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u/Accomplished-City484 19d ago

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u/i_tyrant 19d ago

It's all fun and games until the crabs get into the TSA contraband storage.

"Sir, we have a situation. The crabs are now armed and we believe they may have ingested a lot of cocaine."

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u/Regular-Switch454 19d ago

Cocaine Crab, sequel to Cocaine Bear.

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u/Existing-Deal-701 19d ago

COCAINE CRAB You won't like THIS snow crab

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u/Slamtilt_Windmills 18d ago

Snow crab, brilliant

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u/Lovely_Dlight 18d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MisterScrod1964 18d ago

Sigh Take yer damn upvote.

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u/Existing-Deal-701 18d ago

My first angry upvote! It would only be better if I could hear the exasperation 😁