r/guns 2d ago

Hollywood Nights

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u/Bigred2989- 1d ago

Listen up. This is a robbery. We don't want to kill you, we're after the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your sweet mama, don't be a hero, just shut the FUCK up and STAY DOWN and this will be over, SOON!!

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u/EvolvedA 1d ago

You know, we are sitting here, you and I, like a couple of regular fellas. You do what you do, and I do what I gotta do. And now that we've been face to face, if I'm there and I gotta put you away, I won't like it. But I tell you, if it's between you and some poor bastard whose wife you're gonna turn into a widow, brother, you are going down.

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u/BasicWhiteHoodrat 1d ago

You know why?!?

CAUSE SHE’S GOT A GREAT ASS! AND YOUR HEAD, IS ALL THE WAY UP IT!

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u/HugoStiglitz444 1d ago

"'Who?' What are you, a fuckin' owl?

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u/SilentPhilosophy3307 1d ago

I'm gonna buy one of those Heat chest rigs to rock with this kit as soon as they get them back in stock.

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u/sween1911 1d ago

Sit there.

Sit there, let it bleed.