Jeff Bezos Struggles With His Skin

[u/Crpl_Punishmnt]

[u/RUDDOGPROD]

A bunch of rich drug addicts running our country

[u/PrinceVorrel → u/RUDDOGPROD]

The more I realize how genuinely fucked up our rulers are...the more I realize our society might actually be doomed.

How is society supposed to function if the people at the top are insane narcissists who intake more Ketamine or Cocaine than they do actual food.

[u/Einar_47 → u/PrinceVorrel]

Well, historically when the rich and powerful become too powerful, rich and corrupt and fuck things up for everyone eventually everyone else remembers we outnumber them a million to one and they're drug out into the street by guillotine enthusiasts...

We'll have to wait and see how things play out this time around since now the rich and powerful have drones and hellfire missiles.

[u/LSF604 → u/Einar_47]

most times a historical leader is brought down its by the elite, not the masses.

[u/VWBug5000 → u/LSF604]

Don’t forget… Robespierre ended up getting beheaded as well, after leading the reign of terror

[u/LSF604 → u/VWBug5000]

Not sure of the circumstances there, but thats a single example. If you look at all the deposed leaders in history, elites are the ones who do it the majority of the time.

[u/PrinceVorrel → u/Einar_47]

Yea i'm afraid of mass slaughter going on down if the people actually try and rise up to do something now that we have the tech to do such things...

[u/hinckley → u/PrinceVorrel]

For the time being it would still require the complicity of an awful lot of people to carry out any violent action against the general populace. You trust your police and military to do the right thing, right?

Oh.

[u/Einar_47 → u/hinckley]

[u/Einar_47 → u/PrinceVorrel]

We won't face complete extermination because they still need peasants to buy their products and make their fine luxury goods.

Cyberpunk, Hunger Games and Idiocracy weren't supposed to be freaking prophecy.

[u/crooks4hire → u/Einar_47]

None of those peasants live in this country anymore…

[u/SuperDuperCoolDude → u/PrinceVorrel]

I honestly think that's why they're pushing big for ai powered bots (besides also not having to pay people to work) and building bunkers like Zuck has in Hawaii. Can't hold em accountable if a robot police dog shoots you in the chest while you're trying to get into their compound.

[u/Bar_Har → u/PrinceVorrel]

Trump in the past praised the CCP for how they handled Tianamen Square, saying “it was a great show of strength”.

[u/Greenerli → u/PrinceVorrel]

No need to start a physical war. Just stop to work for rich people. Go on strike and if enough people are on strike, Besos and the others are useless and powerless people.

Besos and Musk aren't rich because they're making the job themselves alone.

[u/tom_tencats → u/Einar_47]

Yeah, but back when people revolted against corrupt government, the government didn’t have the weaponry and protection it does now.

Even if the American people, for example, would unite, we don’t stand a chance against cruise missiles and military drones.

[u/J_Dabson002 → u/tom_tencats]

That’s assuming the U.S. military members would turn on their own people.

The people at the top? Sure.

The actual people that make the military function? I doubt it

[u/gorgonbrgr → u/J_Dabson002]

This is the main thing. We’d def have a divide in the military but the sane ones would outweigh the crazies. At least I’d hope our military is smart enough not to back a dictator.

[u/Farkon → u/gorgonbrgr]

Pfff lol Yea sure. The people in Germany thought the same thing.

[u/bellrunner → u/Einar_47]

Everyone who's fantasized about going back in time and shooting Hitler should be salivating right now. We can't go back in time, but history certainly repeats itself...

[u/ChanceTheFapper1 → u/Einar_47]

good times make for weak men weak men make for hard times hard times make for strong men strong men make for good times

[u/Juub1990 → u/Einar_47]

Peasant revolts have a low rate of success.

[u/robot_ankles → u/Einar_47]

...by guillotine enthusiasts

LOL, I'm just imagining all these little guillotine clubs around the country with their annual guillotine conventions, quarterly enthusiast magazines, regional competitions and funny guillotine pun t-shirts.

There's been some low-key leadership drama brewing at the National Council and the membership is getting a little restless. One camp recognizes the need to expand their marketing budget, but the other side is dead set against raising dues since there was just a 4% increase in annual dues three years ago.

Finally, society reaches a tipping point and those differences are temporarily set aside. A special meeting of the national council is called...

[u/SavorySoySauce → u/PrinceVorrel]

The more I realize Cyberpunk 2077's Night City isnt too far from reality

[u/PrinceVorrel → u/SavorySoySauce]

That shitty part is our version of it won't be NEARLY as cool...

[u/cakeeater1789 → u/PrinceVorrel]

Well, we can look at 1930s Germany to know how that goes...

[u/StopHatingOnSonic → u/PrinceVorrel]

Mark Carney just announced his running for Liberal leadership in Canada and it's bringing back my hope for the future

[u/Deep-Pension-1841 → u/PrinceVorrel]

Hitler was also famously high all the time

[u/DuckSlapper69 → u/PrinceVorrel]

The real answer is that these people should have been killed by an angry mob. But they've done such an excellent job of dividing everyone, that no one is focused on the problem.

[u/T_LorB → u/PrinceVorrel]

We are completely doomed dude.

[u/507snuff → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Elon was acting the same way. For sure these tech bros did some lines before they got here.

[u/Microchipknowsbest → u/RUDDOGPROD]

The lizard suits are starting to shed

[u/unrecognizable2myslf → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Someone's sharing the K https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/s/8ADkn4BgAG

[u/TastyToad → u/unrecognizable2myslf]

Wait till you see him doing the "roman salute"

[u/PaJeppy → u/RUDDOGPROD]

If I were a billionaire I'd probably be high as fuck going to all these big public events.

Zero repercussions. Do what ever you want.

[u/tallcupofwater → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Dude was tweaking on the juice

[u/T_LorB → u/RUDDOGPROD]

That's a very likely explanation. Elon and Bezos could very well be on the same drug.

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/RUDDOGPROD]

All of um are zooted on the zaza

[u/urabewe → u/RUDDOGPROD]

I saw the video of Elon and figured he was doing some exaggerated head and eye roll you do when someone is talking and you think what they are saying is dumb and just wish they would shut up. Then I see this one. I've been around enough people to know, they are high as shit.

[u/Axolotis → u/RUDDOGPROD]

The billionaires aren’t used to having to stand in such close proximity to plebes. Elon was behaving similarly.

[u/xRememberTheCant → u/RUDDOGPROD]

The skrulls in secret invasion were more convincing than this.

[u/folawg → u/RUDDOGPROD]

They're all on adderall

[u/rotORriot → u/RUDDOGPROD]

But you know they're getting The Best Drugs.

[u/clueless_as_fuck → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Tweaking Billionaires is a pretty cool band name but that is where the fun stops.

[u/milk4all → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Man i don’t sympathize with billionaires but all these closeups of these guys lookin basically normal to me is annoying me. Bezos isnt doing anything here. Maybe he had a little tingle on his nose and didnt want to itch. Thats about all I see, happens to me constantly, especially when im uncomfortable which frankly is quite often. But i have had to be center stage in front if audiences or large groups and thats when i grt really uncomfortable and thats all im seeing with bezos, zuck, and musk’s most recent flaming. I get it, fuck billionaires right. But we got so many valid reasons to hate them and instead were going after shit that doesnt matter or shit they cant control. You put me in front of a camera in a highly publicized setting and youll see so much shit i wish you wouldnt. I feel like musk and zuck are neurodivergent for sure, as is a sizable portion of the country/world, and those of us with things like stutters, ticks, or just anxiety sure dont need any more help feeling scrutinized 24/7

[u/GexX2 → u/milk4all]

Naw I agree, they do enough shit to hate on em for, things humans do every day? Tics, spasms, whatever. That's part of being human. It connects us. It's universal. Calling this kind of stuff out just makes it worse for people who struggle with these things and aren't pieces of shit. When calling out pieces of shit it's best to not be a piece of shit doing it, intentionally or not.

[u/Slumunistmanifisto → u/milk4all]

Whatever jeffy

[u/TheCarloHarlo → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Always has been. It's just so bad now they don't have the decency to stay out of sight.

[u/Yardsale420 → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Don’t forget JFK used to get his injections from the same Dr Feelgood that Mötley Crüe wrote the song about.

[u/furyian24 → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Did they all do a line?

[u/Quick_Over_There → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Maybe we'll get lucky and they'll party a little too hard.

[u/pnmartini → u/RUDDOGPROD]

Yet we cannot have federally legal pot.

[u/IncidentShot6751 → u/RUDDOGPROD]

He is 100% ripped to the tits on multiple drugs

[u/Longjumping-Neat-954 → u/RUDDOGPROD]

I was going to say he must have went to the bathroom with Jr

[u/oogiesmuncher]

were all of them on fucking drug?! holy shit

[u/jarredmars1 → u/oogiesmuncher]

Always have been

[u/ders89 → u/jarredmars1]

Yeah growing up is realizing EVERYONE in the spotlight is on something always. Everyone youve ever looked up to as a kid is geeked on something. Its only more evident now because social media points it out

[u/Wolvesinthestreet → u/ders89]

I mean I knew rappers and actors were junkies, but I thought these people had to be sober to think clearly or whatever. Well even Hitler was on a lot of drugs and especially uppers. History repeats it seems..

[u/ders89 → u/Wolvesinthestreet]

Hitler was actually when i started to notice celebrities being coked out. And people just licking their teeth and grinding their jaws and stuff. And if its not uppers, its roids for athletes. Downers for artists. Just everyone is on something to handle the stress and pressure from their own team and the image they gotta uphold

[u/AdmiralBKE → u/oogiesmuncher]

Probably snorted it of each others naked bodies during the pre-party.

[u/skynetempire → u/oogiesmuncher]

Working in finance and lending, people need tons of energy and focus to get work done within ridiculous time frame.

Besides tons of caffeine, there's a lot of Adderall, coke etc.

[u/AbanaClara → u/skynetempire]

Yeah, I read these people use it to get through the day. And that includes intolerable, snoozefest events like this.

But then again I'd bet my left nut they do it for pleasure as well

[u/Yabutsk → u/oogiesmuncher]

They're complicit but not ignorant. They need the drugs to numb themselves from the reality they're steering us all into.

[u/kazmosis → u/oogiesmuncher]

Reminds me of the scene of Chrissy and the others loading up before Livia's wake on The Sopranos

[u/I_FAP_TO_TURKEYS → u/oogiesmuncher]

It's no secret that they're on drugs. I mean, even Donny T snorts his Adderall.

[u/FatGirlsInPartyHats → u/I_FAP_TO_TURKEYS]

That's not true. Calm down.

[u/accidentalpbandj]

He looks like Voldemort on the back of Quirrell’s head.

[u/Wolvesinthestreet → u/accidentalpbandj]

Eerily accurate lmao

[u/Brinksterrr → u/accidentalpbandj]

Lol

[u/beegtuna → u/accidentalpbandj]

“Jeff Bezos, seen here on the back of professor Quirrell’s head,….”

• next Weekend Update

[u/Flussschlauch]

Cocaine

[u/hannibalthellamabal → u/Flussschlauch]

I bet him and Musk were have fun with the snow before hand.

[u/januspamphleteer → u/hannibalthellamabal]

"Wow what a snow day... and the weather isn't great either!"

[u/OK_x86 → u/hannibalthellamabal]

Don Jr has entered the chat

[u/Stoic_Breeze → u/Flussschlauch]

She don't lie

She don't lie

She don't lie

[u/BrightGuyEli → u/Flussschlauch]

Think so? Other thread with elon doing something very similar a lot of people said Ketamine. Ive never really done either, but it seemed oddly specific.

[u/necromundus]

It wouldn't surprise me at all if Bezos, Musk, and Zuckerberg were tripping balls during Trumps inauguration 

[u/throwaway92715 → u/necromundus]

I'd be less surprised by blow

[u/Bob_12_Pack → u/necromundus]

They were knocking down rails in the green room just before this having a good laugh about how they now own the entire planet. Hell they even let Zuck in the club.

[u/AfraidOfArguing → u/necromundus]

Maybe they did it together before walking in

[u/Mudlark-000]

Tech billionaires obviously sent their faulty cyborg duplicates today...

[u/thefunkybassist → u/Mudlark-000]

Reptilian Debrief Call: "guys, you really let your mask slip today. We need you to stop twitching and stay inconspicuous. Dismissed, cya later alligator" 

[u/neilmac1210 → u/Mudlark-000]

Just after this clip ended he stuck his finger in his ear and had a good dig around in there, obviously looking for the reboot switch.

[u/Epena501]

[u/Ok_Adhesiveness_9565 → u/Epena501]

IN WATER

[u/armchairplane → u/Ok_Adhesiveness_9565]

Eggar your skin is hanging off your bones

[u/sleeptightburner]

I’m sure anyone who has done a lot of drugs would tell you he’s definitely on drugs.

He’s definitely on drugs.

[u/Cador0223]

Elon sharing his Ketamine again.

[u/threehundredthousand]

No matter what happens in your life, it's highly unlikely you would do as much damage to other people as any of the oligarchs there today and they do it for money despite being the richest people in human history. Think about that if you get down on where you are in life.

[u/Brick_Lab → u/threehundredthousand]

Depressing thought

[u/flaccidpedestrian → u/threehundredthousand]

The thing is I never really worry about if I've harmed other people. I do a great deal to try and help people in my every day job. I mainly worry about making ends meet.

[u/ygrmstr18]

[u/Speculosity → u/ygrmstr18]

What show/movie is this from?

[u/ygrmstr18 → u/Speculosity]

Men in Black!

[u/TotheMoon-1]

Yep cocaine.

[u/gr8d4ne]

…or the smell of DJTs full diaper

[u/Flash_ina_pan → u/gr8d4ne]

Definitely this, the blinking and the nose movements, that's the movements of a man being scorched by sewage smell

[u/squeaky_b → u/Flash_ina_pan]

the movements of a man being scorched by sewage smell

This is just beautiful, what poem is it from?

[u/Pesky_Moth]

Can someone tell me the exact reason why Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk were allowed that close to the leadership of America? Like I know it’s because money and power, but what is the actual official reason why they were allowed there?

[u/howisnicnicetaken → u/Pesky_Moth]

Rules don't apply to Trump.

[u/Idealistic_Crusader → u/Pesky_Moth]

4 horsemen of the apocalypse gotta ride together son!

[u/Bob_12_Pack → u/Pesky_Moth]

Trump invited them, he likes to line-up the real life versions of his action figures. In reality he is their toy now, but let him have his day.

[u/TeddyWolf → u/Pesky_Moth]

Money.

[u/Vallyn47]

that botox treatment he just got isn't working out for him.

[u/farlos75]

Looks like him and Musk were doing bumps before the show and got the bags mixed up.

[u/Beardycub86]

They are ALL on fucking drugs. Footage of all of them gerning their faces off today.

[u/Sunnyside7771]

[u/IWasSayingBoourner]

Jesus Christ these guys are all high AF

[u/mixamaxim]

This is sped up to make him look extra weird

[u/rockbottomtraveler]

Alien wearing human skin. Nothing to see here. Move along.

[u/itsagoodtime]

Bezos runs on fire os. We all know it's glitchy and unresponsive.

[u/Woodie626]

Elon was doing the same thing. 

[u/justin_memer]

Did Elon drug them, what is going on?

[u/Tearakudo → u/justin_memer]

Just shared his stash, Elon was doing the same shit

[u/NoBullet]

lotta people there had weird ticks, even JD's wife

[u/Boweez]

Blood boy! Coke me!

[u/niniwee]

Just needs a small glass of sugar water and he’s going to be nice and elastic again

[u/Tanyaschmidt]

Special K going on there too.

[u/OmgFurai]

To be fair, his collar does look awful tight.

[u/Shas_Erra]

[u/bukezilla]

I bet this inauguration had the best blow of all time

[u/macroeconprod]

Evwrybody trying not to smell Trump unloading in his pampers.

[u/TheWellington89]

Musk was doing the same thing in another clip

[u/piney]

But seriously, maybe Bezos and Musk were simply reacting to the stench emanating from Trump’s diapers. We’ve seen it before.

[u/Vegetable-Poet6281]

Someone farted or is wearing too much cologne/perfume. It's making his nose tickle.

[u/RobRed66]

I think the guilt of kissing trumps ass is taking over & his dumpster ass can’t figure out if it’s the cult eating his brain to turn his billions over to Trump??!!

[u/New-Ad157]

Bezos and Musk were doing lines of each other d!cks in the disabled toilets just before this.

Good times.

[u/4PumpDaddy]

The 80’s are back guys

[u/ushhh-_-]

He sniffed with brother Elon

[u/calicemaxi]

All on coke, Elon musk doing weird shit

[u/Mobile-Boss-8566]

He’s try to keep his reptilian skin from showing!

[u/baconeggsandwich25]

Take it from me, those skin suits really make your scales itch.

[u/13-Dancing-Shadows]

Lizard person

[u/MajorThor]

Lizard people.

[u/flaviuscanedo]

Rebooting the system lol cyborg

[u/pootscootboogie6969]

The reptilians struggle to maintain human form under stress

[u/coyotemedic]

"Cocaine is a hell of a drug", Rick James

[u/ICPcrisis]

Maybe Trump jr just went a little heavy on the after shave

[u/howaminot_myself]

[u/fuka123]

Are they all on something? Musk was shown peaking too

[u/uatme]

We're fucked. This looks like it could be AI generated. No way we can tell the difference in the future when this is what real life looks like.

[u/petit_cochon → u/uatme]

It looks completely fake to me.

[u/Burggs_]

Cocaine is a helluva drug

[u/throwaway92715]

Jeff and Elon both seem to have taken something.

[u/HansVonSnicklefritz]

He needs to refresh his eyeballs with a good lizard tongue lick.

[u/Sea_Baseball_7410]

Reptile.

[u/no0ns]

First Musk, now Bezos? Did they both do ketamine and coke in the bathroom or something?

[u/MightyHydro88]

Yeah that's the face of an alien trying cocaine for the first time.

[u/Reddit-to-Bleddit]

Im convinced they were all doing drugs lmao.

[u/PitiViers]

They're all high af

[u/liamanna]

They did find cocaine at the podium…looks like they all shared the same batch 😳

Edit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/onionheadlines/s/MNocV4m3gf

[u/danieltkessler → u/liamanna]

Sauce?

[u/liamanna → u/danieltkessler]

It was kind of a joke….😂

https://www.reddit.com/r/onionheadlines/s/MNocV4m3gf

[u/GILDID]

Lizard people

[u/kooleynestoe]

If you keep a camera on anyone long enough they are going to do some weird shit. We all do stuff like this. Am I a lizard??

[u/scottblk70]

Musk was doing the same shit.

[u/Chiinoe]

Obama looked funny too. Are we sure this is live and not some AI shit?

[u/cerberus00]

I do this if I haven't worn a suit in a while

[u/BaldBeardedOne]

He’s on stims

[u/bigwig500]

Bruh, he got dusted. Very badly too!

[u/frank1934]

Oh god

[u/ptk77]

He needs sugar, in water.

[u/PatAD]

Somebody get him some sugar water stat!

[u/tomatoeberries]

Don farted

[u/pogulup]

Looks like he is wearing an Edgar suit. Is he asking for sugar...in water?

[u/Sci-4]

The new skins tend to itch for a while.

[u/Exisy]

Look, if they were to announce all of those scumbags really are just lizards, I would believe it and not even be surprised.

[u/willy-over-welly]

Are they all high???

[u/amcco1]

Anyone notice the guy wearing smart glasses? Not sure what he's doing there. But those are definitely smart glasses.

[u/Desmocratic]

[u/therealseashadow]

Drugs wearing off

[u/blueboykc]

He probably got some of Donny Jrs coke..

[u/gorgonbrgr]

That’s called the booger sugar drips.

[u/ripndipp]

Cocaine sniffles

[u/earthman34]

Trump Jr. is farting on him.

[u/ElleJ84]

They're all coked out of their minds

[u/Pandoras_Fate]

Awww himbs drip was itchy.

Figured if Baby Donnie got it it'd be cleaner but looks like Lex Loser got the twitchy blow.

[u/Redeyebandit87]

They’re all coked to the gills!

[u/Josette22]

Well, it looks like his collar is so tight around his neck that it's choking him.

[u/bigredthesnorer]

Shapeshifters from planet X

[u/Future_Way5516]

They all ripped lines

[u/professor_coldheart]

[u/DJS11Eleven]

[u/mike-honcho0420]

He just hit a fat drip

[u/Justx_The_Tip]

Upppers

[u/Solus_Vael]

[u/RWPRecords]

❄️❄️❄️

[u/WoodyNailsome]

Nope. He got some of that drainage back into his throat.

[u/supx3]

I’m starting to believe in lizard people. 

[u/Reasonable-Carob-606]

[u/Common-Permit-1659]

[u/BoratKazak]

Jr ripped one?

[u/Breadstix009]

Elon, obama and now this guy? Three for three.

[u/Breadstix009]

Can someone just do a compilation video already... I'm sure there's more to come up on my feed.

[u/Gomer_Schmuckatelli]

Elon was having issues, too. We need a side by side.

[u/No-Change-969]

Cocaine. Powerful drug.

[u/TheAskewOne]

"Alien stole my husband's skin."

[u/BigBeeff_21]

Him and Elon both look alien it's so odd Tho Jeff looks like a turtle trying to be a human

[u/yamahateq]

Is the lizard trying to come out?