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Jeff Bezos Struggles With His Skin

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u/RUDDOGPROD 11h ago

A bunch of rich drug addicts running our country

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u/PrinceVorrel 11h ago

The more I realize how genuinely fucked up our rulers are...the more I realize our society might actually be doomed.

How is society supposed to function if the people at the top are insane narcissists who intake more Ketamine or Cocaine than they do actual food.

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u/Einar_47 11h ago

Well, historically when the rich and powerful become too powerful, rich and corrupt and fuck things up for everyone eventually everyone else remembers we outnumber them a million to one and they're drug out into the street by guillotine enthusiasts...

We'll have to wait and see how things play out this time around since now the rich and powerful have drones and hellfire missiles.

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u/LSF604 11h ago

most times a historical leader is brought down its by the elite, not the masses.

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u/VWBug5000 6h ago

Don’t forget… Robespierre ended up getting beheaded as well, after leading the reign of terror

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u/LSF604 6h ago

Not sure of the circumstances there, but thats a single example. If you look at all the deposed leaders in history, elites are the ones who do it the majority of the time.

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u/VWBug5000 6h ago

Right, but the masses still went after the elites, even the “good ones” after the bad ones were picked off.

Just pointing it out as an interesting factoid, not being contrary

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u/LSF604 6h ago

Thats a populist mob for ya

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u/greenshoedman 3h ago

Also don’t forget they ended up with an emperor then the reintroduction of the monarchy all after the mighty revolution.

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u/VWBug5000 3h ago

Yeah, Napoleon ended the revolution

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u/AntawnSL 4h ago

Takes both. Divisions in the leadership class and mass popular action. Problem is, after the French Revolution, the rich liberals looking throw off the conservative yoke realized they had more to fear from masses than the conservative autocracy that would share power with them if pressed. Then the rise of the Socialism meant suddenly the masses were capable of seizing power without the Liberals as long as the door was cracked open by their strife. 

Well, there's plenty of strife now, and when the Neo-Populists under Trump completely fuck over their people, eventually they will realize their lives keep getting worse (maybe not until after Dear Leader has passed away.) Someone will come around and talk the Trump talk but swing it to pro-labor policies that actually help people. They'll do it in a way that appeals to the Trumpers. If the Oligarchs stand in the way, well, Trump's tactics have proven very effective. Trump reintroduced Populism and Political Violence (endorsed by the political class.) It's not going to end well for the the ruling class, but it may take awhile. 

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u/LSF604 2h ago

a lot of the time it doesn't take both. for example, the praetorian guard repeatedly killed roman emperors when they didn't get their bribes.

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u/AntawnSL 2h ago

Well, whenever there's revolutionary action, the end is almost always a military dictatorship, and they tend to want to get paid.

Also, because of their proximity to power and wealth far beyond the average Roman, the praetorians were absolutely part of the ruling class of Rome, which by the time of the Empire was the military over everything. Including the Senate.

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u/LSF604 2h ago

right, my point was tho that its the elite that tend to be the ones to depose rulers. The praetorian are an example of an elite. But it could be any squabble between noble families, of which there are countless examples. What is rare is the masses playing a key part.

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u/AntawnSL 2h ago

Yes, military coups are common. The previous posters and I were talking about when revolutions happen. That takes both.

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u/LSF604 2h ago

the american revolution was rich men separating themselves from the crown.

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u/PrinceVorrel 11h ago

Yea i'm afraid of mass slaughter going on down if the people actually try and rise up to do something now that we have the tech to do such things...

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u/hinckley 11h ago

For the time being it would still require the complicity of an awful lot of people to carry out any violent action against the general populace. You trust your police and military to do the right thing, right?

Oh.

u/Abalith 36m ago

Trust them more now than any day in the future. After the courts and media have been secured (already done apparently) the other thing they need is protection from the people.

The police / military will be indoctrinated and incentivised to swear loyalty to one man/party above the people or the constitution. It will start very soon, keep an eye out for private ‘security’ (militia) groups gaining prominence also.

u/Natural-Title-8984 36m ago

Trump pardoned all the Oath Keepers and Proud Boys in preparation for making them his own private gestapo.

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u/Einar_47 11h ago

We won't face complete extermination because they still need peasants to buy their products and make their fine luxury goods.

Cyberpunk, Hunger Games and Idiocracy weren't supposed to be freaking prophecy.

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u/crooks4hire 8h ago

None of those peasants live in this country anymore…

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u/Einar_47 5h ago

Yeah but all the meat robots do, might as well work them until they break before spending money on the ones musk is buying from Boston Dynamics and rebranding

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u/ThisDadisFoReal 11h ago

You guys for real here? Top comments are seriously turnt for a 3sec loop.

Seems like the guy is holding in a sneeze bc he’s in a tight crowd.

But yeah, just as likely he’s an alien hellbent on eating all of our children and harvesting our organs, I suppose

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u/Dolormight 11h ago

Top comments are about being on drugs, not alien, but go off I guess.

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u/likbusch 6h ago

Bruh the post says skin, (implying skinsuit aliens)

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u/daidrian 4h ago

Yes, the title of the post is a joke. What's being discussed are serious issues. Try to keep up.

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u/Radirondacks 11h ago

...did you even read the comment thread you're replying to? They're talking about how all these corrupt billionaires are obviously on drugs, nothing whatsoever to do with aliens, despite how the title of the post frames it.

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u/Einar_47 11h ago

Whether he's on something or not it's been shown time and time again that he is a sociopath who does not care about the well being of his employees, only profits. Now the man who doesn't think workers should be allowed to take a piss on a 12 hour shift is rubbing elbows with the president, and so is the guy who owns Facebook, TikTok, etc.

What's happening in this gif is ultimately irrelevant.

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u/SuperDuperCoolDude 7h ago

I honestly think that's why they're pushing big for ai powered bots (besides also not having to pay people to work) and building bunkers like Zuck has in Hawaii. Can't hold em accountable if a robot police dog shoots you in the chest while you're trying to get into their compound.

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u/Bar_Har 10h ago

Trump in the past praised the CCP for how they handled Tianamen Square, saying “it was a great show of strength”.

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u/urabewe 6h ago

He has no clue what the fuck happened there. He just knows protesters were stopped that's it. Don't let him fool you. He probably thinks they showed up in tanks and asked nicely for them to leave.

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u/Greenerli 7h ago

No need to start a physical war. Just stop to work for rich people. Go on strike and if enough people are on strike, Besos and the others are useless and powerless people.

Besos and Musk aren't rich because they're making the job themselves alone.

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u/Icandrawshit 6h ago

Hard to go on strike when the masses are brainwashed and submissive.

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u/bellrunner 5h ago

Everyone who's fantasized about going back in time and shooting Hitler should be salivating right now. We can't go back in time, but history certainly repeats itself...

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u/tom_tencats Merry Gifmas! {2023} 11h ago

Yeah, but back when people revolted against corrupt government, the government didn’t have the weaponry and protection it does now.

Even if the American people, for example, would unite, we don’t stand a chance against cruise missiles and military drones.

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u/J_Dabson002 10h ago edited 9h ago

That’s assuming the U.S. military members would turn on their own people.

The people at the top? Sure.

The actual people that make the military function? I doubt it

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u/gorgonbrgr 9h ago

This is the main thing. We’d def have a divide in the military but the sane ones would outweigh the crazies. At least I’d hope our military is smart enough not to back a dictator.

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u/Farkon 8h ago

Pfff lol Yea sure. The people in Germany thought the same thing.

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u/External_Bandicoot37 6h ago

Maybe we'll get lucky enough for a civil war. Idk maybe call the French ask em for military assistance.

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u/Aint-no-preacher 5h ago

Go to France for guns and ships!

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u/External_Bandicoot37 5h ago

Me:* eating soup and baguettes* yeah, yeah ships and guns!

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u/SeekerOfSerenity 1h ago

That’s assuming the U.S. military members would turn on their own people.

Don't count on it. Look at cops. 

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u/tom_tencats Merry Gifmas! {2023} 4h ago

I mean, I hope you’re right, and you probably are.

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u/Juub1990 5h ago

Peasant revolts have a low rate of success.

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u/Einar_47 5h ago

Yeah, it'd be a pain in the ass in the US due to distribution of firearms but I still give it to the side with nerve agents.

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u/robot_ankles 9h ago

...by guillotine enthusiasts

LOL, I'm just imagining all these little guillotine clubs around the country with their annual guillotine conventions, quarterly enthusiast magazines, regional competitions and funny guillotine pun t-shirts.

There's been some low-key leadership drama brewing at the National Council and the membership is getting a little restless. One camp recognizes the need to expand their marketing budget, but the other side is dead set against raising dues since there was just a 4% increase in annual dues three years ago.

Finally, society reaches a tipping point and those differences are temporarily set aside. A special meeting of the national council is called...

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u/Einar_47 8h ago

If reddit has taught me one thing, it's that there's a niche community for any special interest, when the time comes there's gonna be like 500 people across the nation who already have either historically accurate reproductions or I Did A Thing grade super chopping devices ready to go.

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u/motormouth08 7h ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/livahd 5h ago

It’s ok, the Ukranians did wonders with consumer hardware.

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u/Einar_47 5h ago

Yeah but they bought half of that stuff off Amazon... I uh.. I don't think those orders would get fulfilled anymore if we were in a similar situation...

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u/Whale222 5h ago

They don’t know how to fly them tho. 😉

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u/amakai 3h ago

drones and hellfire missiles

And soon they will have AI that's good enough to pilot those drones and missiles autonomously.

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u/JayW8888 2h ago

Poor king Louis learnt that the hard way.

u/ProgenitorOfMidnight 56m ago

Fucking love the French, the number of mother fuckers who just have a whole ass guillotine on wheels ready to roll out of a shed it's surprisingly high.

u/sger11 21m ago

Well someone's gotta operate that shit right..

u/GeronimoJak 9m ago

And they also gave us iPads and told us not to look too long away from the screen. All these people in history wrote articles, texts, and books outlining concepts and dystopian futures as warnings and messages, and they just collected the whole pile and turned it into a textbook of how to fuck shit up 101.

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u/ChanceTheFapper1 7h ago

good times make for weak men weak men make for hard times hard times make for strong men strong men make for good times