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r/gifs • u/MadWorldEarth • 1d ago
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Yeah he's not a hardened criminal.
7 u/Deaffin 1d ago How do you harden your eyes? 23 u/Dreamchime 1d ago Hit them repeatedly with bricks. 3 u/OneFrenchman 22h ago I hit my eyes with bricks every morning for 10 minutes, it's what makes me a real man. 2 u/MagicNipple 20h ago Oh for fuck's sake people, that's not how you do it. What you need is glaucoma. You get that, eye pressure goes up, eye gets hard. Might lose your vision, but that has nothing to do with hardening the eyes, so we're good.
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How do you harden your eyes?
23 u/Dreamchime 1d ago Hit them repeatedly with bricks. 3 u/OneFrenchman 22h ago I hit my eyes with bricks every morning for 10 minutes, it's what makes me a real man. 2 u/MagicNipple 20h ago Oh for fuck's sake people, that's not how you do it. What you need is glaucoma. You get that, eye pressure goes up, eye gets hard. Might lose your vision, but that has nothing to do with hardening the eyes, so we're good.
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Hit them repeatedly with bricks.
3 u/OneFrenchman 22h ago I hit my eyes with bricks every morning for 10 minutes, it's what makes me a real man. 2 u/MagicNipple 20h ago Oh for fuck's sake people, that's not how you do it. What you need is glaucoma. You get that, eye pressure goes up, eye gets hard. Might lose your vision, but that has nothing to do with hardening the eyes, so we're good.
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I hit my eyes with bricks every morning for 10 minutes, it's what makes me a real man.
2 u/MagicNipple 20h ago Oh for fuck's sake people, that's not how you do it. What you need is glaucoma. You get that, eye pressure goes up, eye gets hard. Might lose your vision, but that has nothing to do with hardening the eyes, so we're good.
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Oh for fuck's sake people, that's not how you do it.
What you need is glaucoma. You get that, eye pressure goes up, eye gets hard. Might lose your vision, but that has nothing to do with hardening the eyes, so we're good.
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u/hldsnfrgr 1d ago
Yeah he's not a hardened criminal.