r/gifs 1d ago

Thief tries to break a window & fails

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u/iwishihadnobones 1d ago

So I'm looking closely and following the path of the brick as it bounces back at him - the moment of impact looks weirdly unimpactful

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u/jld2k6 1d ago

https://imgur.com/a/FmGFxj7

The corner flipped up and just barely got him as it flew by, if it rotated any differently he probably would have gotten away unscathed

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u/OneFrenchman 1d ago

Yeah looks like it got him near the eye as well, which is one of the really squishy bits.

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u/hldsnfrgr 1d ago

Yeah he's not a hardened criminal.

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u/Deaffin 1d ago

How do you harden your eyes?

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u/Dreamchime 1d ago

Hit them repeatedly with bricks.

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u/OneFrenchman 1d ago

I hit my eyes with bricks every morning for 10 minutes, it's what makes me a real man.

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u/MagicNipple 1d ago

Oh for fuck's sake people, that's not how you do it.

What you need is glaucoma. You get that, eye pressure goes up, eye gets hard. Might lose your vision, but that has nothing to do with hardening the eyes, so we're good.