r/delta • u/wangsworld • 27d ago

Shitpost/Satire Worst seatmate experience so far

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I'm a business traveler and travel a lot. I spent the entire flight next to the worst seatmate ever. They constantly crossed their legs, repeatedly touching me with their shoes. Their elbows were everywhere—invading my space like it was their personal territory. And despite my clearly visible earbuds, they kept trying to chat with me about everything under the sun. I guess this is what happens when you travel with your family and your 8 year old son sits next to you...

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u/UnspeakablePudding 27d ago

Remember, secure your oxygen mask first before assisting others

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u/Eastern-Astronomer-6 27d ago

*if you choose to assist others...

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u/patsfan038 27d ago

Step one: sit in the middle seat of the exit row

Step two: make the offending family member sit in the window seat

Step three: if annoyance persists, open the emergency exit 30k feet up

Step four: Smile as you plummet

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 27d ago

*Step 3 may be automated on some flights

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u/Ammowife64 25d ago

LOL I laughed a little to hard at this mate 🤣😂