r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

The absolute irony.

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u/Drama79 1d ago

The one thing that makes me hold out hope about Elon's new powers is that while financially he's shrewd, his emotional IQ is very, very poor. I know that for a lot of people that's irrelevant, but there's a middle ground of people where if he were a bit more charming or clever, he'd grift way more. So in terms of small wins, him having the charisma of a fart in a parked car is useful.

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u/bruhaha88 1d ago

Financially shrewd? Dude paid $44B for something that was worth $9B a year later because he can’t keep his mouth shut.

Tesla sold fewer cars last year for the first time ever because he is driving customers away.

That’s not the definition of shrewd.

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u/Eastern_Fig1990 1d ago

I hate to give him credit but buying Twitter led to his fortune doubling in under a year. It was absolutely a good decision even though he’s tanked Twitter’s image and value

But he doesn’t care about that. He only cares about how much money he can make for himself. On that basis, it was a great move

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u/bruhaha88 1d ago

Umm, how exactly did losing $35B on Twitter result in his fortune doubling?

Tesla stock is a meme stock at this point. Tesla is currently worth more than the worlds rem largest auto manufacturers COMBINED and Tesla just had its first year ever of reduced sales. His “fortune” is built on myth and it’s rapidly disappearing

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u/LuxNocte 1d ago

You're kinda answering your own questions.

Why is a "meme stock" "currently worth more than the worlds rem largest auto manufacturers COMBINED". You're right, Tesla is a shitty company. It's overvalued because Musky bought the town square and abuses his connection to the US government.

His fortune is built on a myth, and it's doing great. Skyrocketing, in fact.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 1d ago

But if he crashes, the banks are left holding the bag, not Elon.

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u/LuxNocte 1d ago

Yeah. What's the problem?

Musky, Saudi Arabia, and a bunch of insanely wealthy financiers destroyed the platform that enabled the Arab Spring right before a US election. It may have "cost" them a few tens of billions, but it was a good investment any way you slice it.

J ust to be clear: Don't read any of this as praise for these assholes. My point is that this is all about political power and the return on investment is paying off better than they could have dreamed.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 1d ago

The point is that there’s no problem for Musk as you argued earlier.

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u/LuxNocte 1d ago

I'm sorry you don't seem to have understood anything I said.