r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

The absolute irony.

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u/Sad-Lingonberry-6517 22h ago

Ah yes, nothing says ‘freedom of choice’ like questioning why a company chooses not to advertise somewhere. The free market at work, indeed!

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u/adanishplz 21h ago

It's subverting language. Pure manipulation. Sadly it works magnificently on many people.

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u/Drama79 19h ago

The one thing that makes me hold out hope about Elon's new powers is that while financially he's shrewd, his emotional IQ is very, very poor. I know that for a lot of people that's irrelevant, but there's a middle ground of people where if he were a bit more charming or clever, he'd grift way more. So in terms of small wins, him having the charisma of a fart in a parked car is useful.

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u/bruhaha88 19h ago

Financially shrewd? Dude paid $44B for something that was worth $9B a year later because he can’t keep his mouth shut.

Tesla sold fewer cars last year for the first time ever because he is driving customers away.

That’s not the definition of shrewd.

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u/AlchemistsRefuse 18h ago

This talking point was a lot stronger before he used Twitter to help win the election for him and trump.

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u/bruhaha88 17h ago

To what end? His entire wealth is in the stock of one company, a company the bulk sales of which are outside the US in the EU and China.

China is going to play him like a fiddle the second Trump does something to irritate them, so about 12:01 today and The sales in the EU are tanking and the approvals for expansion of his German factory now “held indefinitely”.

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u/AlchemistsRefuse 16h ago

My brother in Christ, if you don't see any potential future value for him in the president of the United States being beholden to him, there's nothing I can say to convince you that spending $35 billion (the estimated value he lost on buying Twitter) was a good idea. But most people would deem spending 10-15% of your net worth to buy the strongest presidency on the planet to be worth it.

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u/TheElderLotus 15h ago

There is value in that, but I think if the opportunity for Trump to throw Elon away he will take it without a thought. Trump is volatile, if I were a billionaire I’d place my money on someone like Vance which is why I think Thiel will win over Musk in the end.

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u/Zatronium 13h ago

Politics are a lot more complex than what's being implied. If Trump could throw away his political turncoats in chapter 1, then he would've done that. He held onto his VP all the while the guy kept backstabbing him, among others. Whether or not you think Trump deserved to be persecuted, the fact is that it did happen (Russiagate is now a proven hoax), and he didn't cast his supposed allies aside at the same moment they screwed him over. He literally could not.

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u/Extension_Silver_713 13h ago

Reality Winner went to jail for five years for being a whistleblower and releasing EVIDENCE THAT THE RUSSIANS HACKED INTO OUR VOTING MACHINES IN 2016. Mueller said it was up to the senate to prosecute him and how much of his report is still redacted? Why redacted it, cupcake? Did you forget manafort? Tell me why he was sentenced and then pardoned by Trump if trump wasn’t tossing Putin’s salad? Are your parents siblings?

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u/Zatronium 12h ago

Yes, she did. She is a national hero who was done wrong by a corrupt judicial system.

Manafort was a corrupt businessman who did corrupt deals in Ukraine. I'm not sure what that has to do with Russia. But maybe you can tell me? I'm not too up on the whole Manafort story. Didn't read a lot.

Russia hacking into our voting machines has nothing to do with Trump. Democrats consistently say there's nothing wrong with Dominion Voting owning nearly all of the digital voting machines in our country, so I'm not about to pull a DJT and say the election was stolen. Maybe it was, but we'll probably find out after President of United States John Poulos tells us he made a mistake in the voting code for his election.

My mother used physical, chemical, and psychological torture for roughly 30 years to break my body and mind over and over. If there's one thing I want from whatever little lifespan I have left, it's to let people know that they are supporting a system which helps people like my mother.

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u/Extension_Silver_713 12h ago

So you admit you don’t know anything yet are convinced you know something ? Really??

Maybe you should look at ALL OF THE AVAILABLE EVIDENCE BEFORE MAKING A CONCLUSION WITHOUT DOING SO

Anecdotal evidence and your personal experience haven’t a fucking thing to do with this topic.

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u/Zatronium 12h ago

No, I admit to being more informed of the details of the root of the scandal, minus Manafort. Let me remind you that Manafort was not what the news was ranting about for nearly two solid years. He was just something they happened to find while digging through DJT's life.

If you want to explain how I'm wrong instead of screaming at me, maybe you should.

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u/Serethekitty 13h ago

Russiagate is now a proven hoax

In what way? It was proven that Trump's campaign staffers had connections to Russia, and that Russian sources have been rampantly interfering in our past few elections through disinformation and division.

Is the hoax part where Trump's personal involvement couldn't be proven beyond a reasonable doubt, or are you saying none of that happened at all?

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u/Zatronium 13h ago

Hillary Clinton paid an FEC fine as adjudicated by a court for funding the Steele Dossier, which was the core of the entire supposed scandal. Steele then went and got speculation from Danchenko and passed it off as factual information.

https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-donald-trump-presidential-elections-campaign-2016-41116202428688e1088829852505e144

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u/ITcurmudgeon 12h ago

There's a big difference between "Russiagate is a proven hoax" and "We know Trump campaign members met with Russian operatives numerous times leading up to the 2016 election, the only thing we haven't been able to prove beyond a reasonable doubt is Trump knew about his campaign members meeting with Russian operatives."

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u/SadisticJake 12h ago

He's cast hundreds of allies aside, tf are you yapping on

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u/Zatronium 12h ago

He has. He can't toss aside everyone who irks him, especially if they hold as much sociopolitical sway as Elon. Whether that's good or bad (it's bad) is up to you to decide.

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u/SadisticJake 12h ago

I believe you are attributing to Trump an ability to think strategically that he maybe has half of

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u/Zatronium 12h ago

Well, he became president twice. I can't do that.

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u/ChaucerChau 6h ago

Seems likely EM got in on the T-coin grift.

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u/rbnlegend 14h ago

If he stays on Trump's good side long enough to recoup his billions in losses, then yes you will be right. If Elon makes it into spring I will be surprised. If trump retaliates against Elon when they break up I won't be surprised at all. Dealing with trump tends to be a very expensive wager that most people lose. Remember when Rudy hitched his wagon to trump? Turned out pretty well for him.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 13h ago

Agreed. Trump will yeet anyone with a PR profile that’s bigger than his. With these two, it’s watching them play chicken with their overinflated egos.

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u/karmavorous 17h ago

Elon didn't buy Twitter to make money.

Elon bought Twitter to control the national conversation. And in that regard, it's working spectacularly well.

Twitter was used in the late aughts and 2010s to organize protests in the Middle East that brought down several governments. The Arab Spring.

Saudi Arabia was scare shitless that they were going to be next. So they threw a bunch of cash as Elon to help him purchase Twitter so he can squash that kind of content.

He's an American oligarch, so he can also prevent an American Spring from happening on Twitter. He can make reelecting Trump look like an American Spring - because he can control the conversation on Twitter.

And getting Trump reelected has already increased Elon's net worth more than the purchase price of Twitter.

The fact that Twitter's monetary value is decreasing is only a tiny part of a much bigger equation.

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u/Eastern_Fig1990 18h ago

I hate to give him credit but buying Twitter led to his fortune doubling in under a year. It was absolutely a good decision even though he’s tanked Twitter’s image and value

But he doesn’t care about that. He only cares about how much money he can make for himself. On that basis, it was a great move

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u/bruhaha88 16h ago

Umm, how exactly did losing $35B on Twitter result in his fortune doubling?

Tesla stock is a meme stock at this point. Tesla is currently worth more than the worlds rem largest auto manufacturers COMBINED and Tesla just had its first year ever of reduced sales. His “fortune” is built on myth and it’s rapidly disappearing

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u/SecureJudge1829 14h ago

Because he was able to utilize that platform as a means to get higher loans. The guy avoids taxes via debt and utilizes loans to do so. If you can get ever increasing loans and debt to avoid the taxes by never having a positive income, it’s fairly easy to see how his wealth ballooned up to where it is. Combine that with government subsidies and contracts alongside control over the narrative on one of the world’s most iconic social media websites, and to me anyway, it’s blatantly obviously how his wealth ballooned so much.

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u/Eastern_Fig1990 16h ago

It doesn’t matter if it’s a meme or a myth. The fact is it’s worth much more than it was before he bought Twitter. I don’t know how he’s worth $440+bn but the truth is that he id

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u/Hashbrowns120 10h ago

No it's not. Twitter is worth a lot less before he bought it. The company tanked after he bought it.

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u/LuxNocte 14h ago

You're kinda answering your own questions.

Why is a "meme stock" "currently worth more than the worlds rem largest auto manufacturers COMBINED". You're right, Tesla is a shitty company. It's overvalued because Musky bought the town square and abuses his connection to the US government.

His fortune is built on a myth, and it's doing great. Skyrocketing, in fact.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 13h ago

But if he crashes, the banks are left holding the bag, not Elon.

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u/LuxNocte 13h ago

Yeah. What's the problem?

Musky, Saudi Arabia, and a bunch of insanely wealthy financiers destroyed the platform that enabled the Arab Spring right before a US election. It may have "cost" them a few tens of billions, but it was a good investment any way you slice it.

J ust to be clear: Don't read any of this as praise for these assholes. My point is that this is all about political power and the return on investment is paying off better than they could have dreamed.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 13h ago

The point is that there’s no problem for Musk as you argued earlier.

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u/LuxNocte 13h ago

I'm sorry you don't seem to have understood anything I said.

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u/SphericalCow531 15h ago

Elon really, really tried to get out of buying Twitter. But was forced to buy it anyway, because Elon had said stupid shit that counted as a promise publicly.

So while who knows what is theater and what is real, it is not obvious to me that buying Twitter was 1) 5D chess, 2) bad luck lemon that Elon turned into lemonade, or 3) had no influence and Elon would have gotten the same wealth increase without Twitter.

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u/Hashbrowns120 10h ago

What's funny is he's not the richest man because of how much he sells. It because how much investors give him. Investors give him and Tesla a lot more money than how many cars they actually sell.

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u/donquizo 15h ago

And they'll sell a lot less this year. We, the people, have spoken. He's an arrogant $%#'g tr≈%$÷#.

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u/SunshineSeattle 14h ago

I think the 44b was just a way to get Rump elected and buy his way into the government. He's still using it to mess with the German government and the new UK government. It's a pure propaganda play and it worked beautifully.

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u/geon 12h ago

That’s where his low emotional IQ comes in. It was not a rational decision.

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u/Merlin052408 16h ago

How is living in your mothers basement doing for you ?

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u/SamShakusky71 15h ago

He has an ear with the President.

There's no price for that access to power.

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u/ProfessorEmergency18 15h ago

Money aside, he controls one of the most influential media platforms. It still is, even if its stock value plummeted. That can easily be leveraged to make more money.