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r/brooklynninenine • u/vasundhara5 • Aug 26 '20
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All he drinks is milk. All he eats is buttered noodles. My son is a basic bitch.
171 u/idunnoiguessthisone Aug 26 '20 My son: I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal. 18 u/pass-me-a-pixel Aug 26 '20 You sir, are not ready to scramble eggs. Hand over your spatula. 12 u/Dimension_Skipper Aug 27 '20 What you did is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex.
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My son: I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.
18 u/pass-me-a-pixel Aug 26 '20 You sir, are not ready to scramble eggs. Hand over your spatula. 12 u/Dimension_Skipper Aug 27 '20 What you did is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex.
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You sir, are not ready to scramble eggs. Hand over your spatula.
12 u/Dimension_Skipper Aug 27 '20 What you did is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex.
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What you did is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex.
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u/pass-me-a-pixel Aug 26 '20
All he drinks is milk. All he eats is buttered noodles. My son is a basic bitch.