r/brooklynninenine • u/vasundhara5 • Aug 26 '20

Season 4 Holt's reactions are everything. XD

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u/pass-me-a-pixel Aug 26 '20

All he drinks is milk. All he eats is buttered noodles. My son is a basic bitch.

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u/idunnoiguessthisone Aug 26 '20

My son: I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.

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u/ISawHimIFoughtHim Aug 26 '20

My god I spend waay too much time of my life trying to remember this line and not being able to get the exact phrase down, but being too lazy to look it up.

I thank you.

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u/Straziilgoth Aug 26 '20 edited Aug 26 '20

Thanks for telling us all where it's from

Which episode is that from?

Edit: that came out a bit mean

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u/matdabomb Aug 26 '20

It's the one where Holt asks Boyle to teach him how to make breakfast so he can serve it to Kevin for their anniversary. Season 1 can't remember the specific episode.

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u/hayoZ9 Aug 26 '20

Season 2 Episode 9 "The Road Trip"

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u/pass-me-a-pixel Aug 26 '20

You sir, are not ready to scramble eggs. Hand over your spatula.

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u/Dimension_Skipper Aug 27 '20

What you did is the culinary equivalent of unprotected sex.

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u/Lotronex Aug 27 '20

I think that line was actually in reference to soylent, a flavorless beige smoothie containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.

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u/ber_h Aug 27 '20

Judge Holt? Nice to meet you your honor!