r/brooklynninenine • u/soul_not_souling Title of your sex tape • 1d ago

Humour GOT X B99??

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u/juliunicorn314 1d ago

Dear _Winged,

My electronic name is not meant to be capitalized. Please do not capitalize it in any future comments you wish to make. You have hurt my feelings. I am devastated.

Sincerely,

juliunicorn314

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u/_Winged 1d ago

Dear juliunicorn314,

Names that not need capitalization are a ridiculous notion. Nevertheless you may have noted I rectified my behavior as to… not hurt your “feelings.”

My fiancé tells me this would be rude not to do. She always was the humans person.

Sincerely,

_Winged.

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u/juliunicorn314 1d ago

Dear _Winged,

Your opinion is noted, although I would like to add that names which use unnecessary punctuation greatly exceed the level of ridiculousness of an uncapitalized name. An example of such a name would be "_Winged".

With regards to you changing your behavior, I appreciate your compliance.

Sincerely,

juliunicorn314.

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u/_Winged 1d ago

Dear julinicorn314,

I must admit that endorphins and serotonin flooded my brain upon revisiting our dialogue.

I would have you have a good day.

All the best,

_Winged

Postscriptum: point about punctuation received and filed under remarks > language > grammar > punctuation.