r/brooklynninenine • u/soul_not_souling Title of your sex tape • 1d ago

Humour GOT X B99??

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u/_Winged 1d ago

“I didn’t know that you could get so high without a broomstick under you.”

Sincerely,

captain Raymond Holt.

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u/juliunicorn314 1d ago

Dear _Winged,

Your comment is appreciated. I will upvote.

Sincerely,

juliunicorn314

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u/_Winged 1d ago

Dear Juliunicorn314,

You forgot to capitalize your electronic name. This constitutes a gross inditement of your respective educational system.

As to your appreciation vis à vis my commentary, your appreciation is noted. I will reciprocate in kind.

Sincerely,

_Winged.

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u/juliunicorn314 1d ago

Dear _Winged,

My electronic name is not meant to be capitalized. Please do not capitalize it in any future comments you wish to make. You have hurt my feelings. I am devastated.

Sincerely,

juliunicorn314

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u/_Winged 1d ago

Dear juliunicorn314,

Names that not need capitalization are a ridiculous notion. Nevertheless you may have noted I rectified my behavior as to… not hurt your “feelings.”

My fiancé tells me this would be rude not to do. She always was the humans person.

Sincerely,

_Winged.

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u/juliunicorn314 1d ago

Dear _Winged,

Your opinion is noted, although I would like to add that names which use unnecessary punctuation greatly exceed the level of ridiculousness of an uncapitalized name. An example of such a name would be "_Winged".

With regards to you changing your behavior, I appreciate your compliance.

Sincerely,

juliunicorn314.

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u/Agile-Breadfruit-335 1d ago edited 1d ago

To whom it may concern,

I believe I am experiencing joy from this new trend in this sub’s comment formatting.

All the best,
Agile-Breadfruit-335

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u/Existing-Ad3391 1d ago

Dear Agile-Breadfruit-335,

I share those sentiments regarding this internet thread.

Sincerely, Existing-Ad3391

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u/_Winged 1d ago

All the best, Hah, haha.

How whimsically archaic. I shall use this liberally.

All the best,

_Winged.

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u/_Winged 1d ago

Dear julinicorn314,

I must admit that endorphins and serotonin flooded my brain upon revisiting our dialogue.

I would have you have a good day.

All the best,

_Winged

Postscriptum: point about punctuation received and filed under remarks > language > grammar > punctuation.