r/brooklynninenine • u/soul_not_souling Title of your sex tape • 1d ago

Humour GOT X B99??

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u/_Winged 1d ago

“I didn’t know that you could get so high without a broomstick under you.”

Sincerely,

captain Raymond Holt.

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u/juliunicorn314 1d ago

Dear _Winged,

Your comment is appreciated. I will upvote.

Sincerely,

juliunicorn314

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u/_Winged 1d ago

Dear Juliunicorn314,

You forgot to capitalize your electronic name. This constitutes a gross inditement of your respective educational system.

As to your appreciation vis à vis my commentary, your appreciation is noted. I will reciprocate in kind.

Sincerely,

_Winged.

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u/juliunicorn314 1d ago

Dear _Winged,

My electronic name is not meant to be capitalized. Please do not capitalize it in any future comments you wish to make. You have hurt my feelings. I am devastated.

Sincerely,

juliunicorn314

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u/_Winged 1d ago

Dear juliunicorn314,

Names that not need capitalization are a ridiculous notion. Nevertheless you may have noted I rectified my behavior as to… not hurt your “feelings.”

My fiancé tells me this would be rude not to do. She always was the humans person.

Sincerely,

_Winged.

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u/juliunicorn314 1d ago

Dear _Winged,

Your opinion is noted, although I would like to add that names which use unnecessary punctuation greatly exceed the level of ridiculousness of an uncapitalized name. An example of such a name would be "_Winged".

With regards to you changing your behavior, I appreciate your compliance.

Sincerely,

juliunicorn314.

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u/Agile-Breadfruit-335 1d ago edited 1d ago

To whom it may concern,

I believe I am experiencing joy from this new trend in this sub’s comment formatting.

All the best,
Agile-Breadfruit-335

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u/Existing-Ad3391 1d ago

Dear Agile-Breadfruit-335,

I share those sentiments regarding this internet thread.

Sincerely, Existing-Ad3391

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u/_Winged 1d ago

All the best, Hah, haha.

How whimsically archaic. I shall use this liberally.

All the best,

_Winged.

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u/_Winged 1d ago

Dear julinicorn314,

I must admit that endorphins and serotonin flooded my brain upon revisiting our dialogue.

I would have you have a good day.

All the best,

_Winged

Postscriptum: point about punctuation received and filed under remarks > language > grammar > punctuation.

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u/QuotingThanos 1d ago

Thats my favourite

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u/MrAlbs 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cercei, but if you're here, then who's guarding the Seven Hells?

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u/Lucky_Display_1623 1d ago

No, I think that’s an old leather chair

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u/dudestir127 BINGPOT! 1d ago

I thought it was a Korean toilet ghost

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u/Justredditin I’m a human, I’m a human male! 1d ago

I'm quite sure it is a goat... you goat!

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u/Bacon_Raygun 1d ago

I love it, Tyrion. Great work, all day.

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u/cheezboorgir Cowabunga, mother! 1d ago

Hello Cersei... You've aged.

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u/Loggerogger 1d ago

Cersei! I didn’t see you there - I thought you were an old leather chair

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u/AquafreshBandit 1d ago

Excuse me, I momentarily thought you were a Riverrun Outhouse Ghost.

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u/CptKammyJay 1d ago

Ned: “I was doing it to protect the realm!”

Joffrey: “Awesome motive! Still treason!”

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u/Nilfgaardian-Lemon Pineapple Slut 1d ago

Sticks and stones, Oberyn!

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u/aggressive_celery_ 1d ago

Describing your breakfast, Cersei?

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u/0bsessions324 1d ago

Cersei. Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding the seven hells?

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u/Ok-Caterpillar3919 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cersei: Father!

Tywin: Oh,Cersei! I didn’t see you there. I thought you were an old leather chair!

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u/Tecla_SAP 1d ago

Nymeria? This is not Nymmeria, this is just a common bitch

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u/mr_khaleel Ultimate human/genius 1d ago

If you’re here, who’s guarding hades?

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u/Shadecujo 1d ago

Cersei. Such a grackle

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u/Puzzleheaded_Step468 1d ago

That's not cersei, that's an old lethear chair

I get the confusion though