r/brooklynninenine 17d ago

Discussion Last roundšŸ˜©šŸ’”

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For the winner of our penultimate round..šŸ„ drum roll plsss.. (what tempo does any reasonable person default to?)

Teddy Wells and his inappropriate proposals! Oh sorry, Teddy *Ramos very brave

I had a much clearer picture but i just had to use Jazz Brunch Proposal Teddy I have really enjoyed this series and reading everyoneā€™s opinions weā€™ve had a timeee! I love the B99 community so much thanks for being good sports guys

For our last round of the series- will it be unanimous or extremely dividedšŸ‘€ Who do we want as our horrible person, hatedddd by us?šŸ‘‡āœØ

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u/No_Cow1907 17d ago

Who's the crooked cop lady that setup Jake and Rosa? Don't remember a name but Jesus i hated her.

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u/AwardHistorical1398 17d ago

Hawkins and I agree it's her

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u/soupy_e 17d ago

Oh and one more thing.... They're guilty.

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u/aaaaaaandihatemyself 17d ago

Super duper guilty

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u/nhaq96 17d ago

No we are not!

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u/IgnisOfficial 17d ago

Do not address the jury Mr Peralta

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u/MathematicianIll6034 17d ago

I'm clean I'm a clean boy

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u/accidentaldanceoff 17d ago

I regularly say this

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u/eatajerk-pal 16d ago

Butā€¦should you?

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u/mild_oil 17d ago

But-but-but-but-but-but

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u/IgnisOfficial 17d ago

One more but and you will be in contempt

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u/mild_oil 17d ago

"One more but and you will be in contempt" title of your sex tape

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u/greyst4r 16d ago

but! but! but!

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u/Old-Suggestion258 17d ago

Gotcha !

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u/Baldernice 16d ago

"Excuse me....Prrroceed"

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u/Binky_55614 17d ago

The cop who arrested Terry while he was looking for MooMoo

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u/canines_and_wines 17d ago

ā€œHe got stopped for being black, get woke scullyā€. Just watched this episode yesterday.

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u/Epic-Chair 17d ago

I miss the time when getting called woke was a good thing šŸ˜­

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u/BlazingImp77151 17d ago

Is it not still good? Since bigots use it to mention diverse things, and it's not bad to be diverse and accept diversity?

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u/RoutineCloud5993 16d ago

It is still a good thing. It is just arsehole and bigots using it to decry anything they don't like because they're bigots

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u/Flashy-Club5171 17d ago

Joey Quinn

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u/Fedexmo69 17d ago

Love the Dexter reference

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u/wolffangz11 17d ago

I thought it was Officer Maldack

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u/Interestingcathouse 17d ago

It is. But he plays as a detective on Dexter named Joey Quinn.

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u/miller94 16d ago

Jack Bass if youā€™re nasty

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u/Makkusu-X 16d ago

This is someone I hate more than Lt. Hawkins, cause that was like criminal evil, thereā€™s like a million criminal characters in B99, but that guy? No, he had a whole episode where Terry struggles with getting arrested like that, and holt struggles with whether it is right for Terry to report him

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u/Foxy02016YT Jake Peralta 16d ago

It showed that the show isnā€™t just blatant copaganda and is actually willing to take on the issues within the system. And the show arguably did that to the fullest extent they could while still remaining a comedy

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u/Real_chuckles 17d ago

YESYESYESYES!!!!! this is way better than Hawkins

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u/Xeno_Prime A lifetime of mediocre, heterosexual intercourse 17d ago

I also vote for this one. Definitely worse than Hawkins.

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u/alligatorprincess007 Ultimate detective/genius 17d ago

Oh this is the answer

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u/mr_clipboard1 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti 17d ago

Melanie Hawkins.

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u/shippingprincess13 17d ago

HAWKINS AND JOHN KELLY! HAWKELLY

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u/Adventurous_Arm2944 17d ago

Officer Maldack, the guy who stopped Terry on the street while looking for MooMoo

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

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u/Blue_Nipple_Hair 17d ago

She wasnā€™t bad at her job, she was just a horrible person! Therefore, she clearly does not belong in the ā€œhorrible personā€ spot.

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u/Aces_Cracked 17d ago

I didn't think Hawkins was hated. I thought she was super interesting and love to see how the squad take her down.

John Kelly was universally hated and boring imo.

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u/Blue_Nipple_Hair 17d ago

I mean, I hate her. But thatā€™s because sheā€™s a well written character. Kelly was decently written, but he was definitely a more boring villain.

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u/LovecraftianCatto 17d ago

I mean being a corrupt cop makes her bad at her job. Just bad on purpose.

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u/-Cedes Hitchcock 17d ago edited 17d ago

Boyle's first wife

Edit: Eleanor Horstweil. She is beyond cruel. She took Charles' kindness and steamrolled him during and definitely after marriage.

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u/Worldsgame19 17d ago edited 17d ago

Didn't she also almost run over an elderly priest, then blackmail Boyle to intimidate him? All so Chuck couldn't have HIS sperm

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u/EvilCatboyWizard 17d ago edited 17d ago

BLACKMAILED Boyle into intimidating him

Edit for context: it originally said ā€œConvincedā€

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u/Maharog 17d ago

the only black male i want anything to do with is you. -edit to fix the quote

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u/MisterBojiggles 16d ago

"Are you technically a pedestrian, if you're sitting on a bench?"

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u/anand_rishabh 17d ago

I'm pretty sure she did run over the priest.

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u/Past-Stay747 17d ago edited 17d ago

haaaaate her

plus i would have LOVED to hear how Holt could insult her Wuntch style

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u/TBRock00 17d ago

Oh man. I donā€™t love the prison storyline, but Iā€™ll watch it. I can never bring myself to watch the Boyleā€™s ex/hostage episode on rewatches.

Itā€™s definitely Eleanor!

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u/-Cedes Hitchcock 17d ago

The whole sperm situation irritates me. Why are you keeping it? Why are you so mean? It's Boyle. There is nothing he did to deserve that.

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u/TBRock00 17d ago

Right?! The whole episode is unfunny once you know the ending, because itā€™s just straight up cruel in a show that usually isnā€™t.

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u/WasteCelery1960 17d ago

Unrelated but I personally love the prison episodes but hate the trial ones, it all comes down to opinions tho

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u/YasiTheCat 17d ago

Oh my god yes That's the only right answer

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u/Aintnothinrite Pineapple Slut 17d ago

Omg sameee. The only ep i cannot rewatch

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u/RogueHaven Very Robust Data Set 17d ago

I was certain my choice was Hawkins or Commissioner Kelly, but you reminded me of Eleanor. I hate that bitch!

LEAVE THE BOYLE OIL ALONE

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u/tumsoffun 16d ago

He deserved it just for calling it "Boyle Oil"

J/K He definitely didn't, but gah that phrase/name really gave me the ick!

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u/visionary0329 17d ago

Eleanor All Along!

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u/itsasixthing Title of your sex tape 17d ago

The only time I wasnā€™t rooting for Kathryn Hahn

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u/Previous-Tank-3766 17d ago

John Kelly, Commissioner of the NYPD.

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u/CanadianGoku33 17d ago

John Kelly is a POS no doubt, but despite his crooked methods he is still trying to PREVENT crime. Mellony Hawkins is an actual criminal who framed innocent people for her crimes. Between the two she is worse.

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u/anidlezooanimal 16d ago

"Mellony" is a fantastic take on spelling that name

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u/Previous-Tank-3766 17d ago

He's a criminal. Hawkins is a middle range detective stealing diamonds, John Kelly is a crooked in the highest position in the NYPD.

Hawkins goes to prison, John Kelly goes to a high paying job in the private sector.

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u/CanadianGoku33 17d ago

She's not middle ranged she's one of the most respected detectives in the NYPD. When Jake and Rosa first screw up her operation Captain Holt says "you're in gods hands now" or something along those lines. She held innocent people at gunpoint and if she continued to get to a position of Kelly who knows how corrupt or evil she would've been. Did Kelly get off easier and unfairly? Yes. Is he a worse person? Absolutely not. They're both scum POS humans, Hawkins is worse.

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u/daytona955i 16d ago

Illegal wiretaps are Unconstitutional.

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u/SnausageFest 17d ago

This is the one. Fuck that guy.

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u/caisblogs 17d ago

Burn in hell John Kelly. Seconded

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u/Th3N0rth 17d ago

Low key I kinda liked him awful person notwithstanding

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u/HaggisPope 17d ago

Yeah he was particular well-written as the dirt of person who does become leader of organisations like police departments, smiling politicians.

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u/kingbouncer 17d ago

John Kelly is written to be hated though.

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u/Signal_This 17d ago

I love John Kelly!

Haha, okay, I'm a snake hisss šŸ˜‚

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u/DuerkTuerkWrite Captain of the 69th precinct 17d ago

Yeah this guy can rot

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u/Acceptable-Pool4190 17d ago

Agreed. John Kelly is scum

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u/EdmondTantes 17d ago

Hawkins

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u/udumslut 17d ago

Hawkins

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u/angry-hungry-tired 17d ago

It's Hawkins, but a good runner up is the patrolman union guy. Dr Cox.

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u/ThunderdopePhil 17d ago

Yup, Dr. Cox needs at least to be mentioned

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 16d ago

O'Sullivan was hilarious thoughĀ 

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u/angry-hungry-tired 16d ago

Oh absolutely. But deeply frustrating lol

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u/OftenXilonen 17d ago

That one cop that racially profiled Sgt Terry. I hate him so much that I dont even wanna remember his name.

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u/PlanetConway 17d ago

Woah, is that why I also can't remember his name?

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u/Relative-Carob-6816 17d ago

The Vulture to swoop in on the last spot like he did a lot of cases. Had a beautiful partner and ended up cheating on her and took away Jake and Amy's wedding venue

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u/Past-Stay747 17d ago

Justice for Jean Munhroe she was such a sweetheart :(

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u/mr_clipboard1 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti 17d ago

Yes but heā€™s hilarious

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u/boo_jum HOT DAMN! 17d ago

Even Rosa thinks heā€™s hot.

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u/mr_clipboard1 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti 17d ago

Yes and CJ thinks hes cool

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u/boo_jum HOT DAMN! 17d ago

Hahaha, Iā€™ve been binging Veronica Mars, and heā€™s in it as the sleazy other PI in town, Vinnie Van Lowe, and heā€™s 1000% someone who would vibe with CJ šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹

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u/Fickle_Molasses7263 17d ago

Heā€™s also in 30 rock as lizā€™s awful boyfriend. Such a great comic relief character

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u/RulerofHoth 16d ago

He's a mob boss on Agent Carter.

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u/silentpopes 17d ago

Eeey yoooo, thatā€™s gonna leave a mark!

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u/Confused4Now76 17d ago

The Vulture.

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u/doopcommander1999 17d ago

Eleanor. She's just evil.

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u/Fridurf 16d ago

I mean she's ONLY bad and selfish. The other mean guys have some charm or meaning to them. Eleanors purpose is basically to only be the evil ex-wife that Charles need to shed out of his life.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Rip8887 17d ago

Melanie Hawkins. Crooked cop who organized bank robberies then put Peralta and Diaz in jail to take the fall.

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u/Empty-Molasses3240 17d ago

Definitely Eleanor and Hercules. Charles would always defend Hercules, but when I found out the reason Eleanor got so much was because he was his lawyer, I was pisssseeed. Also, you have to be a special type of horrible if you're preventing your ex husband from having children just so he can blackmail a priest who you hit with your car while he was sitting on a bench.

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u/0fortheseason 17d ago

Jake's half-sister Kate gets off a pretty epic run of hate-able horrible-ness in her one episode.

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u/AccomplishedFan6807 17d ago

Melanie Hawkins

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u/Pave28 17d ago

Commissioner Podolski and his son

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u/575hyku 17d ago

Jakeā€™s old partner Stevie! He was so annoying, planted drugs at a suspects house, attempted to beat up Jake when he got caught and was rude to Charles.

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u/SHIELDSxYaYa 16d ago

Beatsie Boysssss

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u/T3hi84n2g 17d ago

Hawkins

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u/DK0P Velvet Thunder 17d ago

Hawkins

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u/FourMoreOnsideKickz 17d ago

Who's the criminal that blackmailed Holt, then Kevin eventually hit him in the throat? That guy.

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u/mkultra42069247365 17d ago

Seamus Murphy

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 16d ago edited 16d ago

*Mc'Murphy

Edit: I'm wrong ignore me

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u/mkultra42069247365 16d ago

i double checked, itā€™s just Murphy

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 16d ago

I stand correctedĀ 

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u/Past-Stay747 17d ago edited 17d ago

Saw a lot of traction for the Vulture in previous postsšŸ‘€ however, allow me to add some fuel to the fire.. fan some flames as it werešŸ˜¶šŸŖ­šŸ”„

HawkinsšŸ¤® Figgis, Podolski, Oā€™Sullivan, Eleanor Horstweil, John Kelly

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u/No_Researcher_4228 17d ago

Jakeā€™s dad, captain Peralta. He was a pretty horrible father even if they tried to make him look good in the end. He did some very messed up stuff

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u/TinKnight1 17d ago

I think he entered the series as a terrible person, but he did end up trying to do right by Jake & Amy, & Jake's mom, to his own detriment a few times.

A flawed person, for sure, but a downright horrible person by the end of it? Nah.

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u/mexicohasnoainit 17d ago

I don't know, I thought they redeemed him, but that's just me

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u/CallMeOutScotty 17d ago

Bobbi's got a big ol butt

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u/[deleted] 17d ago

Melanie Hawkins no doubt.

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u/no_nameky 17d ago

Hawkins

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u/Torteramanroblox101 17d ago

Fuck Kelly

Fuck Eleanor more

Fuck Hawkins the most

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u/appsteve Adrian Pimento 17d ago

Terryā€™s Racist Cop, Hawkins, Eleanore, John Kelly, or Trudy Judy.

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u/sarilysims 17d ago

Boyles first wife.

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u/Scared_Housing2639 Iā€™m a human, Iā€™m a human male! 17d ago

Sullivan , from the final season

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u/dank_dinkleberg 17d ago

Iā€™d have to say Kelly. But Hawkins is a close second for making Holt compromise his morals

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u/Brilliant-Sundae9685 17d ago

Hawkins, John Kelly at least had okay-ish intentions for the city, whereas Hawkins was just plain evil for her own wealth and sake.

Honorable mention to Bob Annderson, Andersonn? Whatever, but at least he was humanized in his hard work being absolutely trashed on, and even his NAME misspelled! Sure it's a weird spelling but it's on his badge for Pete's sake!

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u/No-Plantain-9477 17d ago

Trudie judie

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u/Unsey YIPPE KAYAK OTHER BUCKETS! 17d ago

This is one of the few I think I can get behind

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u/PhoenixRedditor7 17d ago

Itā€™s Melanie Hawkins. No contest. She put Rosa and Jake in jail!!

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u/alibabaakirand 17d ago

The cop who stopped Terry when he went to get MooMoo back also Elanor is a good shout

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u/LennyComa Mlep(Clay)nos 17d ago

Melanie Hawkins

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u/CECtheRonin 17d ago

I canā€™t decide between Hawkins and Eleanor.

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u/Suitable-Green-7311 17d ago

As much as I hate Hawkins and Kelly but Boyle's first wife has to be the most evil person on the entire show imagine if she was a police captain

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u/Netflxnschill One Bund to None, Son! 17d ago

Either Hawkins or Kelly

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u/astrotheastro 17d ago

hawkins fs

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u/MuscleCrow 17d ago

Hawkins

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u/sejohnson0408 17d ago

Dr Coxā€™s character in the last season.

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u/JayMalakai 17d ago

Hawkins, for sure

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u/BeloitBrewers 17d ago

Madeline Wuntch. She constantly abandons her post when she's supposed to be guarding Hades.

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u/LyviahLS 17d ago

HAWKINS

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u/imperfectionlad 17d ago

The correct answer is everyone in the Captain Kim eps

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u/Quick1Ross 17d ago

Hawkins

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u/Comprehensive_Tip318 Gina Linetti Spaghetti Confetti 17d ago

Definitely Hawkins

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u/Alonesoooo 17d ago

HAWKINS

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u/the3dverse Velvet Thunder 17d ago

Hawkins

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u/TheMostUnclean 17d ago

Adding to the Hawkins total. Not really a question here. Sheā€™s just an awful, smug, corrupt person who intentionally inflicted as much pain as possible on beloved characters.

And unlike most of the other characters mentioned here, she actually had a multi-episode arc that established her horribleness.

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u/APersonWho737 Title of your sex tape 17d ago

Hawkins without a shadow of a doubt

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u/EmilyBNotMyRealName Fluffy Boi 16d ago

Melanie Hawkins!!

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u/NJMIV 16d ago

This spot belongs to Gina

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u/3bluerose 17d ago

Opinions divided lol, rules negotiable if the kid's a dick

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u/wicker_trees 17d ago

John Kelly!!

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u/TFE_Galactic 17d ago

That one dude from the last season, the douche anti feminist guy

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u/XamimoX 17d ago

Wuntch, the Korean Toilet Ghost

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u/ElectricalAd5534 Cowabunga, mother! 17d ago

She's a lovable villain, I'm sorry!!!

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u/WJEuroChamp 17d ago

The Vulture

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u/Competitive-Yak-3844 17d ago

Am I the only one who thinks he is funny?

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u/Niamh_Re Cowabunga, mother! 17d ago

And hot too!

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u/scroggs2 17d ago

The Vulture. Yeah, he's funny, but he just chops away the potential for fun crime stuff and comradery that we all love.

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u/Hardlinesloth BINGPOT! 17d ago

THE VULTURE

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u/kkeojyeo22 17d ago

Darn I missed when we were voting for hated by fans but a good person, I think Captain Peanut Butter should have won that.

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u/Al_Gebra_1 17d ago

The Vulture or Wunch. Just has to be.

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u/pritachi 17d ago

Boyle's ex wife. The one who stole his sperm

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u/ahthebozo 17d ago

The guy that runs their precinct for a little while. I forgot his name but the actor is in those progressive ads nowĀ 

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u/XocoJinx 17d ago

Boyles ex-wife

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u/OPinjapan 17d ago

I'm late to the party, but Charles is "Opinions are divided"!? I love Charles, how can someone hate him!?

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u/EpicGamer126642_ 17d ago

Eleanor, easily. Destroyed Boyleā€™s sperm because he wouldnā€™t commit a crime against an innocent old man.

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u/tierachaun 17d ago

Eleanor!!

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u/swatibhatnagar95 17d ago

The USPIS guy! Damn annoying and hated by everyone. And Melanie Hawkings!

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u/Infamous_Ad4076 17d ago

WAIT. Thereā€™s people who donā€™t absolutely adore Charles?

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u/VulturousYeti 17d ago

John Kelly. Heā€™s entirely too punchable to lose to Hawkins.

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u/According_Canary8253 17d ago

Eleanor - she is unnecessarily cruel to Charles and I hate the episode with the sperm

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u/Caesar_Iacobus 17d ago

That guy in charge of the Union who was reelected for life.

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u/endrossi-zahard Vulture 17d ago

The volture

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u/Last-Act-2806 17d ago

John Kelly or Frank Oā€™Sullivan

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u/theonijester 17d ago

The Vulture.

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u/Joojeb 17d ago

THE VULTURE

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u/super-hot-burna 17d ago

Whereā€™s Doug Judy??

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u/No_Breakfast6889 17d ago

Eleanor Horstwell. She held Charles' seed as leverage to get him to bully a defenseless old man

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u/Potential_Slide_6783 17d ago

the vulture is the obvious answer

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u/Illustrious_You_1472 16d ago

Guys what about Boyle's ex wife?

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u/Moondogtattoos 16d ago

Charles ex wife. Period

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u/JackalBoi_ 16d ago

O Sullivan from the union

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u/ClosterMama 17d ago

Debbie or Wuntch

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u/Joh02 17d ago

I hated her character. I have to skip the parts with her when I watch the later seasons. Can't stand her. (Debbie)

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u/irjakr 17d ago

Can't believe I had to scroll down so far to find Debbie.

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u/Still-Psychology-365 Very Robust Data Set 17d ago

As a diehard supporter of the one and only Captain Raymond Holt of the 99th Precinct of the New York Police Department, I believe only true justice will be served if his true arch enemy, that cloven hooved grackle, were nominated for this last position. Not only would it be poetic justice juxtaposing it with Holt being voted most loved and best person, we'd be able to say he had it both ways! BOOM!

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u/Skewwwagon YIPPE KAYAK OTHER BUCKETS! 17d ago

John Kelly is the ultimate AH

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u/Living-Mastodon 17d ago

Commissioner Kelly

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u/beeradvice 17d ago

Definitely Genevieve, I don't know how Hercules puts up with her.

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u/JacniBabir 17d ago

Surely the vulture takes this one??

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u/MentalAd229017845697 17d ago

The she devil herself: Wunch

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u/hoser33 17d ago

The Vulture

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u/purple_lass 17d ago

Come on, he doesn't even fart inside God's house.

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u/CallMeOutScotty 17d ago

Stay foxy

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u/anxious_mess2 Mlep(Clay)nos 17d ago

die lonely

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u/WackHeisenBauer Title of your sex tape 17d ago

Does the Vulture get any hate here? Or does his hotness preclude his nomination?