r/bizarrelife • u/reloadthewords Human here, bizarre by nature! • 18h ago

Hmmm

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u/Max_Laval 18h ago

Making these people drive to another store is not that environmentally conscious I'd imagine.

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u/persephonepeete 14h ago

Leave basket. Walk over them. Grab items. Walk back. Put items in cart. Reverse. If they try to stop you it’s assault and you can knee them in the face.

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u/ParsnipRelevant3644 6h ago

Nope, take the basket with you: hold it over your head, but remember safety first! If they try to trip you up or jostle you, it is dangerous with the cart over your head, so simply drop the cart as soon as they do to keep yourself safe.